Resolved-ish
Soooooo…there are big plans afoot here at Miss tricky HQ but I can’t really talk about them yet so I guess I just became one of those ho-bags that says “oooh ooh! Big news… but I can’t tell you” and then smirks a lot to herself for a while. Sorry. If it helps, it is totally making me crazy too. Sorry again.
In other news, my list of resolutions is small this year- and they are all of a vain and superficial nature. How fitting….
Number One: Grooming. I have spent my 28 ½ years on this planet (okay maybe not the first 10 or so) longing to be one of those women who is not a total mess all of the time. Up until now I have been thwarted by my desire for more sleep, more fun times and an obsessive need to be working every moment that I am awake. No more! This is the year that I start shaving my legs more than once a quarter! I also vow to get regular pedicures and manicures. At 28 it is safe to assume that I am not getting any better looking so I might as well start cleaning up what I’ve got. I’d like to pretend that I will also do things like exfoliate and moisturize but let’s not get too crazy. It’s all about the baby steps, people.
Number Two: Pilates. I have decided to approach this one from a non- weight loss angle this year. Sure there’s about 15 pounds I’d like to say goodbye to, but feeling strong energetic and capable is what I am really aiming for. I suppose the weight will slip off in the process? Also, it has recently occurred to me that I am not 22 anymore and if I have any hope of aging gracefully and beautifully I should start by being 28 gracefully and beautifully. Or something.
Number Three: Finally get around to making that doctor’s appointment and get this evil mirena yanked from my womb. Over share? My apologies.
Maybe I should quit smoking too.
