Miss Tricky Takes Over

Sweet baby jebus, The Spawn is back to school! That was a long 11 days. For real. I have never been so excited to put him on the school bus…. not that I don’t adore him. I am, however, looking forward to getting ready for work today without this….

 “Mawmy, are you drying your hair? That’s what you’re doing mommy? Drying your hair? For you can go to work? For you can go to your coptail work? Where you make coptails for the peoples? I like coptails. I visit you and you make me the coptails? What are you doing now mommy? You putting on your make-up? I will help you! Here mommy! Don’t you need these? (Reaches into make-up bag and hands me fistfuls of crap) Here mommy! I am helping you! Did you forget your earrings mommy? I will get them! (Scurries away and returns with earrings) Here mommy, your earrings! Mommy, don’t you want your earrings mommy? Mommy, I got you some earrings! Are you going to take the bus to work mommy? I like the bus but I am not going to school today, mommy. No school today! Here mommy, your earrings! Mommy aren’t you forgetting your lipstick? Don’t you want some lipstick mommy? Liiiiiiiip stiiiiick. I think you need some lipstick mommy…. Mommy are you done now? Are you ready mommy? Are you going now? Mommy? Mommy! Moooooooommmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”

 For real, dudes. That happened. If you think your life is ridiculous try starting the day arguing with your four-year-old about why you do not need lipstick.