Conversations with Spawn…
You pretty mawmy. You hold me?
I would love to hold you! You are very handsome…
I not handsome, I pretty.
Okay, you are pretty.
No mawmy! I not pretty, I the boy. You the girl, I the boy.\
Yes, you’re the boy and I love you.
Don’t say that mawamy! I the ogre!
You are crazy is what you are….
I not crazy, no I not!
Yes you are
No I not
Yes you are
No mawmy I Fiona!
You are Fiona? Who is mommy?
Mawmy other princess.
Put me down mawmy I hungry.
You are hungry? Okay what would you like?
No…I not hungry mawmy I the ogre.
I not hungry I want dinner, I want Jann’s own dinner!
What would you like?
I want dinner mawmy.
Yes, but what would you like for dinner?
Dinner.
I want bee-nana mawmy.
Okay I will get you a banana.
No! not bee-nana mawmy I the ogre!
But you just asked for…
I want bee-nana mawmy!
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April 5th, 2009 at 6:25 am
ahhh… 7 am sunday hilarity.
i know it well.
also- i may be the ogre.
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Miss Tricky Reply:
April 5th, 2009 at 6:33 am
yeah..he makes my brain scramble.
And he will definitely tell you that you are not the ogre. Jann is the ogre!
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April 5th, 2009 at 6:52 am
I wonder if SteeTee was allowed to be an ogre? Then again, he did bribe your son with candy.
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Miss Tricky Reply:
April 5th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Stee-Tee not only was the ogre but snatched the “Shrek” title away from Mr. President……though there was some confusion when both of them were in the room.
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April 5th, 2009 at 7:05 am
Thats to be expected, the only proper response to two ogres is a lightsaber duel.
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April 6th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I would start looking to see what Ogres eat.
Apparently he is the ogre.
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April 6th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
So, answers.com said that Ogres eat people.
This is kinda creepy so I retract the above statement.
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Miss Tricky Reply:
April 7th, 2009 at 5:18 am
hmmmmm…..Shrek seems to be teaching my boy awful and creepy things…
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April 8th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
sounds like there has been some shrek on your tv lately
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Miss Tricky Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 6:20 am
It’s been on (either Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, or Shrek the Halls) for over 6 months. At least it’s funny.
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