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Ah.  Today is the first day this year that I’ve made and brought to work something for lunch that wasn’t a peanut butter and Fluff sandwich.

You know, as opposed to going out and buying food that’s already been prepared and taking it to work.  Which I’m always doing.  Sarah will be so proud of me.

I toiled in the kitchen to bring the following food items to work.

And it was grand.

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I was just sitting here at my desk, like any other day.  Eating a peanut butter and Fluff sandwich, like any other day.  And I looked in my mirror, just like any other day.

Yes, I have a mirror at my desk. And I’m constantly looking at it.  What?  Don’t judge me!

Anyhow, I noticed that Fluff makes my teeth look disgustingly yellow.  A whole lot more unwhite than usual.  It made me sad.

I have decided that from now on I am going to paint my teeth with Fluff.  Do you think it will work?

Upon reflection, it seems that for the first time ever I did make a peanut butter and Fluff sandwich and DID NOT get Fluff on my hands.  However I did get it on the back of my hand while eating it.  I wonder how I did that….?

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This is what my hand looks like after digging in the Fluff container.  Why they gotta make ‘em so deep?  Don’t they know that Fluff is messy stuff?  I didn’t even bother taking a picture of the other side of my hand, I was too irritated because I got Fluff on my phone.  >.<

I just got done making my sandwich and bagging it, and now I want to eat it.  >.<

THIS IS MY FACE OF THE DAY:  >.<

I plan on finishing this book today Deb let me borrow, The Queen’s Lady by Barbara Kyle.  I’ve spent (literally) the entire weekend reading it.  I’m almost finished with it.  I had to put it down a few times.  Sometimes I get like ridiculously excited while I’m reading that I need to put a book down for a few minutes.  This was one of those books.

My weekend was pretty relaxing.  I read for most of it.  I wasn’t on the Interwebz much either, which was refreshing.  Sometimes I think all I do is waste my time on the Interwebz doing nothing of importance.  It’s true.  I’m online all day while I’m at work, I really don’t need to be online the entire time I’m home.

Oh!  I saw Duplicity this weekend.  It was a good movie.  I do love Clive Owen and Julia Roberts.  And it was a good story.

That’s about it.  Nothing exciting going on.  Anyone do anything exciting this weekend?

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As an exciting update, I just got kicked and screamed at by my nephew!  Happy Monday everyone!

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Mike will be working from home and therefor will not be in the office today.  That makes me sad.  But we’re getting dinner on the company later, which is good.

I don’t know if I want to make a peanut butter and Fluff sandwich today for lunch.

There’s (finally) a new Grey’s Anatomy on this week.  And the preview for it looks good.  Better than good.  I hate when they have particularly dramatic two-parters and then take a couple weeks off.  Who wants to watch reruns mid-season?  What’s wrong with television these days?  Why can’t TV shows just run from September to April like they used to?  Things made sense then.  It made sense when children’s shows were only on on Saturday mornings instead of every day at 3:30am, and when shows like Sex & The City were only aired on HBO because of the content.  What happened to the world?  Why do professional sports celebrities and movie stars get paid more than doctors and teachers and firefighters?  AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEES THE STUPIDITY OF IT ALL????

I hate when my computer tells me that updates are ready and it interrupts what I’m doing because the stupid pop up thinks it’s more important than any other program running and needs to be at the front of the screen.

I miss my nephew when I don’t see him for more than a day.

What am I supposed to be doing with my weekend?  I have all this time to myself which is wonderful, but I have no plans and I’m kind of nervous about it.

It isn’t even 9am and I’m contemplating where my life is headed.  Isn’t that a bit heavy for this early?

All Dogs Go To Heaven bothers me.  It’s sort of dark, but I don’t know if that’s it.  The movie itself was good ten or twenty times back in the day (back in the day = when I was wee), but after that it’s just annoying.  I can’t stand any of the music.  It’s like the only Don Bluth film that I truly can’t stand.  Now The Land Before Time, that was an excellent one.

I despise Myspace these days.  I dread logging in but can’t seem to stop myself.  I do have a Facebook now, however.  I broke down and made one ’cause Courtni told me to.  There’s a lot less drama on Facebook.  And I only friend people I actually know and don’t feel bad about it.

What’s the point of life?  I know that’s the age-old question if ever there was one, but it’s eating me up.  What if I’m not doing it right?  What am I supposed to have at this point, being 25?  Am I supposed to have accomplished anything?  Shouldn’t I know myself better than I do?

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Last night I started watching Xena: Warrior Princess from the beginning.  I plan on watching every episode until Gabrielle gets her murder on, then I’m calling it quits.  That’s the last episode I liked.  Then in Season 5 her new Amazon outfit got a little too skankilicious for me.  She sported much shorter hair and started carrying sais like Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because suddenly she was hardcore bad ass from killing soldier boys to save Xena and her signature staff wasn’t good enough anymore for ner new warrior lifestyle.  *deep inhale*  That’s about when I stopped watching the show.

PQ set up the CommentLuv on my site again after my dumb ass deleted it somehow (don’t ask me how ’cause I still don’t know!).   Yay!

**Also, when the pants that fit you a month ago start choking your thighs you know something gotta change.

I gotta keep reminding myself that just because food is available doesn’t mean I have to eat it.  Especially if I’m not hungry.  Like right now.  My peanut butter & Fluff sandwich that I made for dinner is taunting me with it’s leaky Fluff, but I’m not even the slightest bit hungry.  WHY???  Why am I always stuffing my face?  Is it because I need to do something with my hands?  I’m typing like a fiend right now!  Isn’t that enough?

I want to change my blog design.  Again.  I really like Maxie’s and Deutlich’s site designs from Delicious Design Studio, but I can’t afford to get one (at the moment, I hope that changes soon) so I’m going to have to look for something I do like and see if I can actually stick with it for a while.

This blog is full of a whole lot of nothing today.  *eye roll*

Watching Lost with Sarah tonight.  There better be a new Grey’s on tonight too.  Then I’ll watch Xena until I can’t keep my eyes open anymore and go to sleep.

**Is a note to myself.

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Tuesday usually feels like the longest day of the week and since I took a snow day on Monday, today (being Wednesday) feels like Tuesday.  On woe is me!

My shoes are dirty.  Like the gross kind of dirty, not regular shoe dirty, from all the salt and ice melt on the ground everywhere I go.  I’M READY FOR BETTER WEATHER!  If only so I can walk around and not worry that sitting on my feet will leave white chalky streaks.  *sob*

Also I’m going to wear shorts this year!  I think.  I might be getting a gym membership.  *insert maniacal laughter here*  I know.  I crack myself up.

Anyone check my Twitter today?  I’m king at getting Fluff all over my hands.  I can’t go a single day without smearing sugary white marshmallow goodness on my fingers and chin.

Yes.  I eat peanut butter and Fluff five days a week.  You got a problem with that?!  I use wheat bread!

WHAT.

Anyway so I filmed my I LOVE…Fridays vlog this morning.  I’ll post it on YouTube on Friday with the blog.  I know one thing for certain now: I shall never color around another human being ever again for as long as I live.  I seriously sound like Mr Bean with all the weird noises I make to myself.  Which is sad, because I love me some coloring.  To think that I have to do it in secret is kind of disheartening.

I’m waiting for @thewillofdc to post his Wednesday 5abf video.  WAITING!  I keep checking to see if it’s posted yet because YouTube has been all glitchy lately with not showing new subscription videos on time.

I’m tired.  It’s only 3pm.  5 more hours to go at work and I’m already tired.  This day is going by soooooooo slow.  My rss reader is empty.  I’m so full!

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