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Karaoke Tales #1

Summer 2008.  Myrtle Beach. One point in the Trifecta of Redneck Riveras.

I’m fairly certain my marriage is over.

It’s time to get drunk…and sing.

Boardwalk on the Beach is known for it’s bars and nightlife.  Apparently the largest Karaoke bar in the South-though, now that I think about it, I have no idea the name of the bar and I’m really not inclined to find out.

I have appropriate beach karaoke attire.  A short skort, a tank, Hilfiger flops.  A party attitude…

and…

my mom?

Well of course I have my mom.  My mom is totally my drinking pal.

I was pretty certain that karaoke was going to happen.  I’ve been singing “Before he cheats” for days in the car.  Appropriately, I’m the last Southern girl on the planet to discover Carrie Underwood.

Basic karaoke fodder.  Totally basic.

Jager bombs are very dangerous.

There’s a two hour wait to sing.

Some chick gets my song before I do.  She fails.  Doubly.

Chatting up a semi-bald metal wanna-be who sing Linkin Park and nods and smiles at my attempt at playful banter.

My flirt skills waver after the second pitcher of PBR and the third bomb.

Though, I do keep it together to sing.

Mom bails.  Won’t sing.  I hear her chatting up some dude about Lutheranism and Baptists and other metaphysical pursuits that kind of make me want to vom.

Oh, wait…

that’s probably the PBR.

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Posted on May 13th, 2009 | Uncategorized | Leave a comment or Track back.

2 Responses to “Karaoke Tales #1”

Jaime @ Fast Times [ 14May09]

Apparently you’re the last GIRL EVER to discover Carrie Underwood. lolz

<3

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RiseAgain Reply:

LOLZ

Yeah, I can actually believe that since I’m not an IDOL fan.

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