Neurotic Ramblings

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I’ m writing this from my couch where my grandma has placed me and warned me not to move.  She brought me my cell, laptop, remote, a small cup with ice and a few droplets of coke and some crackers.  All this after putting medicine on my wrist like if I was a kid and telling me I’m going to be ok.  I love my grandma.

I have been puking my guts out since 4 am today.  Mind you, I didn’t eat much of anything yesterday so it’s that dry-heaving, cough your lungs out type puke.  I honestly thought I was going to die.  I can’t move without the room spinning.  Sleeping is out of the question.  So is laying down.

The last time I puked this much and this bad, it was morning sickness.  I was worried to death this morning.

I somehow managed to keep my head from spinning long enough to take the kids to school and run to HEB to buy a test and some Pepto Bismol.

Now just so you get an idea of how paranoid I am:  I’m on my period.  I haven’t missed any periods.  You have to have sex to get pregnant.  I haven’t.  But somehow, I was convinced I was pregnant and that was the cause of me dying of death.  It wasn’t.

I still feel like I’m going to pass out.  I would still kill to be able to drink a gallon of water.  I still wish I wasn’t puking every half hour.  Someone shoot me please.

*update*

I’m not dying of death anymore.  I’m just very, very uncomfortable.  My family rocks.  My mom’s been checking on me every half hour regardless of the fact that she’s already dealing with 20+ patients at the office and she knows I’m a big crybaby.

My grandma came by again and spent time with me to distract me and when she had to leave she called me to tell me funny gossip to keep my mind off dying of death.  She also picked up the kids and took them to her house so I don’t have to worry about them while I’m still recovering.

My PC has been texting me all day to see how I’m feeling.  So has another friend of mine.  If I was any bigger of an attention whore, I’d be milking this for all it’s worth.  hehe.