Neurotic Ramblings

Archive for March 3rd, 2010

Let’s change this up a bit, shall we?

Remember when I was all “I’m awesome, and gorgeous, and amazing and pretty and funny and a dance machine and omg, wouldn’t you just loooove to be me?!” ?

Yeah, I don’t either.  I seem to have taken myself off my own pedestal and didn’t even realize it. 

But guess what?!  I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! 

Yes, the narcissistic diva you’ve grown to love to hate is back with a vengenace. A girl’s gotta make up for lost time.

Life has been fabulous.  The parties have been amazing and every day has proven to be better than the last.

It’s incredible what one good day can do to change your perspective.  Just yesterday this blog would have been wah wah wah, but no.  I don’t have time for that.

I’m getting back to my stuck up, pretentious, better-than- you self and not making any apologies for it.  Wanna know why?  Because I am fan-fucking-tastic, that’s why.

And by “you”, you know I don’t mean you, my loves.  Ya’ll know I love each and every one of you!!!

But I’m serious.  I dress the part, I walk the part, I talk it and live it, I just don’t know why it hasn’t been coming across on here. 

I read my blogs and my skin crawled.  Who is this dark, whiny person who has seem to have taken over for me and why is she bitching all the time and not even in a sarcastic manner???

Unacceptable, my friends. 

Everything used to be so tongue-in-cheek, inside joke, look at us we’re fabulous…and then BAM!  Negativity central hit.  And the weird part was that it happened just as everything is so awesome in my personal life. 

I don’t need to be miserable to crank out a good blog.  I can do it just fine when I’m oh so happy.  I just need to sharpen up my wit and cook up some snark and I’m on my way with a recipe for Pecosaliciousness. 

Oh yes honey, I’m back.