Play That Funky Music, White Girl

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How was your weekend? What did you do? Mine was jam-packed, but not in a bad way.

Apparently I missed the memo that covered the following:

1) People are fucking negative
2) We are not, for any reason what so ever, allowed to have any fun on a beautiful day… especially not a Friday.
3) Haters are taking over the world.

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On Friday, Tara came and picked me up from work to go hit up this place in Ballard that had been abandoned by tenants and the landlords had posted an ad on craigslist to offer up the goods for free. Tara desperately needs a couch, so it was totally worth going by to check it out. No couches worth snagging, but we got a dresser for Charli. All it needed was a new coat of paint. (which I did today because I am so productive and awesome.)

On our way there, we were listening to … rap music … loudly … like good little girls do on a sunny Friday in Seattle. (if you have never been to Seattle on a beautiful day… words do it no justice.) Our windows down, music blaring… singing with pretend microphones as if we were in concert… and we started noticing dirty looks, upturned noses and people rolling their windows up (read: 7). <— REALLY?!

To all of you fucking Negative Nancy’s and Norman’s out there: “K.I.M.B.A.” (kiss it: my beautiful ass.)

I am so sick of the negativity in the world today. Like, soooooooooo o o o o o sick of it.

SO WHAT if the music is blaring?

SO WHAT if it isn’t your genre?

SO WHAT if I am singing like a stray cat in heat at the top of my lungs.

Just allow 2 amazingly beautiful, positive girls to live their lives and have a little bit of fun. That is all I am saying.

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This weekend taught Tara and I that our friendship isn’t flawless. We had a misunderstanding, and realized that as much as we thought we could just look at each other and just know what the other person is thinking… sometimes we don’t. And that is okay. It is humbling to know that if I need to tell my best friend about herself, I can and she will accept it for what it is, and vice versa. We also learned that it is okay to be mad as long as we talk about it and move forward.

I think our friendship went a little deeper than before this weekend. She is my Louise. <3

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Lastly:

(While watching Kendra. YES I watch Kendra. She is funny, so shutit.)

Me: “If we had a bachelorette pad, we would have a stripper pole.”
Tarable: “Yep. And a double shower.”
Me: “With glass doors. We would have big fat shower orgies.”
Tarable: “I want mirrors everywhere.”
Me: “I want mirrors in the shower.”
Tarable: (cracking the fuck up.) “You are SUCH a slut.”
Me: “WHAT!?”
Tarable: “SUCH a slut.”

What is your favorite movie?
Would you have a stripper pole in your house?
What about mirrors in your shower?

Do you need to tell someone to K.I.M.B.A today?

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