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TMIThursday: SBDBJ

Jun 24, 2009 Masturbate-able, Sex, TMI Thursday's, This Thing Called Marriage., Wicked & D Quotables, Yum... or Lack There Of., love

Hello my gluttons for TMI Punishment!

You know the drill… I blog about totally inappropriate shit… (sometimes literally) and sometimes, you throw up in your mouth a bit.

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Alright, lets get right to it.

Once upon a bunch of BJ’s ago, D was having my Wicked Special. We had been drinking (duh) and fooling around for several hours. (This was back when we had time for foreplay… pre-kids… etc.)

So I go down, fondling and licking and doing the things that us girls do during BJ’s.

He starts to squirm a little. The typical pre-cuminyourmouth squirming that boys do. So I go at it harder. And wetter. I play off of his squirmy self and sexyimgonnacumsoongirlymoan noises.

And then he came. Hard. Like convulsions.

There I was, trying to be all post-bj-lovey on his penis when it happened. A funk so awful that my nostrils cringed.

That motherfucker SBD WHILE HE CAME IN MY FACE.

D: “I tried to clench it in!”
Me: “You didnt try hard enough, apparently. I am disgusted.”
D: “Babe. I am sorry.”
Me: “You farted. In my face. While you came. And I had to find out about it afterward.”
D: “At least it happened at the end.”
Me: “Are you kidding me? How does that benefit me?!”
D: (heh) “I guess I am the only one who really benefits here.”
Me: “Right. You are an asshole.”
D: “I would kiss you but… you taste like nut and smell like ass.”
Me: “I fucking hate you.”
D: (Leaning in for a kiss) “I was KIDDING!”
Me: “Whatever.”

And we lived happily ever after…