Complimentary Candy & Opinions = to Aholes, Etc.
Sep 8, 2009 Completely Hypothetical and Generally Specific, Current Events, Etc., Fitness Forward, Friday Eye Candy, Masturbate-able, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Random, Ranteriffic, Sound Off/Debate, Yum... or Lack There Of., bitch
Hello Douches and Dolls. (I am PMSing. This = man hater.)
Heh. I would like to forewarn you that there will be plenty of these man hating images sporadically placed in this blog. Dont get offended penis providers. The mood shall pass in about a week.
I am sick of hearing about inappropriateness when sharing opinions with others. I think it is unfair to make someone feel awful for having a differing opinion. I also think that it is an unfair expectation to think that your opinion will always be embraced.
Sometimes people dont want to fucking hear it.
Fact: We all have an opinion about everything. I think that people who say “I don’t have an opinion on the issue” is full of shit and they know it. The translation to that statement is “I would rather keep my opinion to myself.” Maybe, say that instead of being a big fat fucking liar.
Fact: I like saying “Fact” before stuff.
Fact: I am awesome.
(K I am done.)
I really like the “Opinions are like assholes” saying. It is one of my favorites.
I, like all of you, have an asshole. I also have opinions. (Shocker, right?!) Today, I would like to share some with you.
1) In my opinion, the speech that The PotUS gave to our kids this morning was a great speech. In my opinion, I believe that many kids were positively inspired by it. I retract my original opinion about the fact that the speech should be in school during school hours. After listening, not just to the speech but also to the opinions (and the crying broad) of others, I think that the speech should have been treated like any other from the PotUS. But I think that these discussions need to be between parent and child. I think that it is not the school administrations responsibility to have them. Nor do I want them to. I think that teachers need to remain neutral. I think that it is difficult to do so effectively when the rawness of child curiosity is the main focus.
2) In my opinion, the child in my son’s class who thought it was appropriate to tell the 4 black kids in class that they needed to shut up because white people were better than black people needs an ass whoopin. Wicked mommy gangster style.
3) In my opinion, you need not breast-feed your child when said child can pull your titty out and feed itself.
4) In my opinion, Miley Cyrus should be fucking shot in her throat. Along with The Jonas Brothers. And the makers of ExtenZe.
5) In my opinion, telephone books should not be delivered anymore to houses unless asked.
6) In my opinion, penis providers need to shup and deliver the penis.
Also, I have come to an important decision.
I am going to get 2 beta’s and name them “Penis” and “Vagina”. They will be my bedroom pets. Of course I will get the kids their own beta’s, but these ones are mine. They will be in separate bowls so they don’t kill each other. They can just look at each other and be mad.
Below is the conversation RE: why I picked betas to name “Penis” and “Vagina”.
me: i am going to get 2 betas
for my bedroom
and name them penis and vagina
Rachael: ok
but you cant put them in the same tank
soo
me: and watch them fight each other
i know
they have the divided tank
for this very purpose
Rachael: o i c
k
Rachael: purple?
me: mmhm
hahahahahaha
Rachael: saweet
me: only because i REALLY want to name something vagina
and
i cant do that with a cat or dog
and have kids say that
Rachael: VAJAYJAY
YOUR FOOD IS HERE
me: HAHAHA
* whistle *
HEEEEEEEEEEERE PENIS PENIS PENIS
maybe I will get lizards or turtles instead
but that means i would have to get one to share
and reptiles stink
so no
betas
Rachael: yes
i agree
a fish named vagina
kinda weird. but so what.
me: 
Rachael: i want frogs actually
little cute ones
sans toady look
me: I LOVE FROGS
Rachael: uhm yes
yes you do
so
get some dang frogs instead
they will eat bugs too
me: they might be loud
Rachael: perhaps.
me: and
Rachael: a lil ribbity
me: i cant tell the kids that i have 2 frogs named penis and vagina
Rachael: never hurt anyone
me: i can just imagine
x
at school
Rachael: can i hold penis?
me: we have 2 frogs
i am gonna bring vagina next week
for show and tell
Rachael: i pet my moms vagina last night
me: HAHA
omg i am cryingh
]
Rachael: ext 456 for the on call social worker
yes, i think betas are well thought thru
me: i am dying
like
people are looking
Rachael: get to work employee with the fuck its!
and
if they wanna stare
then you should also dance on the table
me: i might flash folks
Rachael: as you should.
*end scene*
Lastly, in honor of the season premiere of Sons of Anarchy, I am doing us all a favor in posting a Complimentary Eye Candy on a Wednesday. If you are unaware of this show, I suggest you figure it out. It is motherfucking amazing. I am just saying.
Charlie Hunnam … i.e. Jax
Yes. I know. But he is mine so hands off bitches. He is the only man other than Xavier that I am NOT man hating on this week. Jax you are my LOVAH!
/stalkerobsesser
Would you like to share your opinion about something?
What crazy names would you give YOUR own 2 betas?
Are you a hater today? What kind?
Tags: miley cyrus, opinions are like assholes, President Obama, sons of anarchy, speech, the jonas brothers
YGWM Ignorant Bitches & Friday Eye-Candy
Sep 3, 2009 All Things X, Current Events, Friday Eye Candy, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Parenting, Ranteriffic, Sound Off/Debate, You've Got Wicked Mail
Happy M-F-ing FRIDAY!
I only have ONE open letter this week. Not because there aren’t any other assholes that need me to tell them that I stole their lube and shoved this rusty pipe up their asses dry and with fervor. Because I am really ____ about this sudden critic outrage and aim toward our President’s plan to talk about education with our kids.
We all know that I avoid political debate and discussion on my blog. Mainly because I am not an expert and I do not feel comfortable debating things that I am not 100% secure in my knowledge of.
But this issue is different for me. With that, I shall open letter.
Dear Ignorant Critics, Parents, and Anyone Else Applicable:
I have read several articles, sides, opinions and the plan of discussion that was made public to us as U.S. Citizens. For anyone to bash a person for being INVOLVED with our children’s motivation to take their education seriously is both asinine and ignorance at it’s finest. Many of us never had someone who was a positive influence … a ROLE model … sit down and help motivate us to look at education and the benefits of staying in school, trying our damnedest to be successful at whatever it is that we wanted to do AND understanding just how God damned important it is to take it seriously.
Many children still do not have this. Their parents are drug addicts. They are being beaten down by someone or something and do not have the energy nor the means to pay any attention to these kids’ futures. They are gang members. Some of these kids are being physically, sexually and emotionally abused. Many kids come from broken homes, where the parent in their lives desperately wants to be an active part, but with 2+ jobs and a struggling economy, they simply cannot.
How is this interest … this … DESIRE to actually give a shit about the future leaders of our Nation propaganda? How is it a motive to indoctrinate children with ’socialist ideology’? I am seriously asking here. I am confused as to how it is different than any other President’s or First Lady’s attempt to be active in the lives of our young people.
Furthermore, I cannot imagine why a parent would threaten to TAKE THEIR CHILD out of school to prove a point? Please clarify what point this actually proves. Is it 1) proving that you actually really don’t care about your kids education? Because having them miss a day of school over an hour of EDUCATION AND WHY IT IS IMPORTANT discussions with our Nation’s Leader … doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. Is it 2) that really, you did not / DO not want President Obama to actually BE our President? So supporting anything he says or does be it good, bad or indifferent … would be completely going against your beliefs?
Either way. Ignorant to the ignorantest level. Why? Because you are slighting your children. Why not offer an alternative for the kids that would not like to hear what the President has to say. ASK THEM what they want to do. And, if they are uninterested in hearing from their President, maybe their option is to write a paper discussing what education means to them. What do they plan on doing with their education? Why is important to stay in school? Because really … isn’t that the goal? Isn’t that what we need our kids to be doing? Staying in school? Going to college or military or apprenticeship or vocational training? Isn’t the reason why we are parents … to ensure that we provide the necessary tools for our kids to be the best at whatever it is that they want to do?
Well, kind Sir’s and Ma’am’s: Denying them the right to learn something … to be positively inspired … to possibly CHANGE the life of a less fortunate kid somewhere … is doing the complete opposite. I like to refer to this whole thing simply as “hating.” I say, stop hating. Knock it off. And, think about it. It’s all I am saying. I for one will make sure that, if my child is not allowed the opportunity to listen to our President speak, will be dismissing him from class to watch it with me at home and then returning him to school to finish out his day.
C.
Oh and one last thing. This is not about WHO the President is. It is about the MESSAGE that the President is attempting to spread. I would have the same reaction if any other President was slammed for doing something positive that directly affected my kids.
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Lastly, a Friday Eye Candy that is a direct request from Tarable. She wants to see some Anthony Kiedis.
And with that, the floor is open. Get it all out people. We have an extended weekend ahead of us.
What are your thoughts on the issue? Sound off!
Tags: anthony kiedis, education, music, parents, President Obama, protestor, red hot chili peppers, school
