What a Wicked Way to Walk
Jan 29, 2009 Masturbate-able, Random, Thoughts and Perceptions
I have been told that I have a walk. One that can be heard down the hall. I guess you can say I am heavy footed, for lack of a better description.
I like my walk. I especially like my walk when I wear heels.
(pee ess when I saw these shoes I pretty much came in my panties)
Stilettos.
Pumps.
Peep-Toes.
Pointy Toes.
Wedges.
I prefer heels to any other shoe. My feet look prettier in heels than tennis shoes. My soul feels prettier when I am dolled up and my shoes complete the look. I like feeling tall in my heels. They give me this sense of added empowerment. Being that I never wear tennis shoes, except to go to the gym… when I do wear them, I feel as if I am a smaller version of me.
If you are asking where in the hell this random bit of information is coming from… which you probably are, I suppose now is the best time as any to explain myself.
Tonight, as I walked down the overly echoing hallway of the building that my classroom is in, I realized that I love the way my heels sound when I walk. Well, when anyones heels sound when they walk. They click methodically at the pace that I decide. Tonight, for the first time in many days, I slowed my roll and absorbed that familiar sound of my dark purple patent leather pumps making love to the checkered linoleum.
Tennis shoes dont make any noise. They are humble and introverted. Sad even. I know several people who feel exactly the opposite as me; their Puma’s or Converse their signature. That is okay with me, the more sneaker bitches out there, the more pumps on my feet. 
Is it odd that I can honestly say that I believe that shoes are a part of who I am? That in the Webster’s Dictionary of Awesome Individuals… pretty pumps are included in the definition of Wicked?
Even if it is odd or weird or even a little bit coo-coo, I dont really care. I chalk it up to a perfect imperfection. I like that finding a beautiful pair of heels makes my naughty bits tingle a little bit.
Shoe-gasms are real people. I know because I has them.
What interesting fact would Webster’s Dictionary of Awesome Individuals list in its definition of you?
Do you have a __gasm? (Other than an ORGASM) What is it?
Is there a sound that makes you feel good?
Tags: converse, peep toe, puma, pump, shoe-gasm, stilleto, wedge
