The Art of the J-o-b
May 5, 2009 Masturbate-able, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Relationships, Sex, Suck It!, This Thing Called Marriage., Wicked Wisdoms, Yum... or Lack There Of., love
Yesterday was all about cunnilingus.
Today is about the art of fellatio. I have been the ear of many mouths who have a wide array of complaints in regard to technique. Obviously, everyone is different… with different variations of what is really the same thing. So this is a general instruction for those of you who 1) don’t enjoy giving them… 2) don’t really know how to properly give them or 3) have never ever given a blow-job in your life.
“You ‘aint doin’ it right, unless your hands get wet”- T-Boz
When I give a blow job, I am all in. I start at the balls. And I work my way up, touching ever sensual spot in that general area. The place where the leg meets the cock, the shaft, and most importantly, the head. I don’t just lick it, and suck it, I use my hands to assist me in his climax. I like to think that it is simulating penetrating a pussy. A really, really wet pussy. When a man penetrates a pussy, it is pretty much saturated at all times. So I use my hands to simulate that in and out action. I move them up and down in the motion that my mouth is moving, using my saliva to get my hands and his cock as wet as possible. When my mouth comes up as if to be releasing his cock from my mouth, my hands follow, slightly gripping and squeezing his head. I then push his cock through my fist my mouth to follow, never breaking the contact.
I have had no complaints. Zero.

Which is why I am going to give you all some step by step instructions on how to effectively give a proper blow-job.
Don’t move straight in for the kill. tease him a little bit, make him wait and squirm before your lips ever touch the tip.

* Start at his mouth. Kiss him softly at first, while you grind him, and rub your naked pussy all over his cock.
* Move to his ears, and his neck, breathing softly, whispering dirty secrets in his ear that only he can hear. Nibble on his earlobe. lick his collarbone. (don’t forget to keep your pussy in direct contact with his cock.)
* I like to go back to kissing his lips for a little while longer. A good make-out session does nothing but provide that much needed anticipation.
* From his lips, kiss his chin, moving slowly to his nipples, never taking my lips from his body. At this point, softly guide your fingertips down his silhouette, and grasp his cock. While you are making love to his nipples with your tongue, stroke his shaft.
(Sometimes men like to feel your pussy on their cock while you are pumping it…. but that is just a matter of who you are with)
* After each nipple has been given the proper attention, move your lips down his stomach. I suggest moving slowly, using your hands to caress the side part of his abdomen. when you reach the base of his cock, grasp his hips tightly. Lick him, breathing softly against his skin, right between where the leg and the groin area meets. This is an extremely sensitive spot on men. Make sure you treat both sides equally.
At the base of his shaft, wrap your mouth around it, and move your mouth towards the tip.
* Never leave the testicles unattended… or at least as little as possible. Use your fingers to massage his testicles, while you moisten his entire cock with your saliva. Don’t rush this process… move your mouth up and down his now throbbing cock, exploring each inch of his member with your lips and tongue.
When you reach the tip, make love to it with your mouth.
* Show him that his cock is the only one for you. make him believe without a single word that his cock is the best.
* Keep one hand near his testicles while you use the other hand to guide your wet mouth down the tip of his cock. Simulate a pussy with your hand, making it feel like he is penetrating the tightest, wettest, most virgin pussy he has ever fucked. Then use your mouth to provide that constant wetness.
* Start slow. only your tongue licking the tip of his cock. gradually glide your hand down his cock, your mouth following, not leaving a space between for even a second. Move your hand, gripped tightly around his cock, and your wet mouth up and down the shaft.
* Pick up the pace a bit now. As he gets more and more into fucking you, so does his pace. Mirror that movement. Each time you reach the tip of his cock, squeeze the tip just a bit with your hands, and then repeat your motions…. all the while moving methodically.
The wetter the better.

* If you are doing this correctly, he is into it by now. His breathing sporadic, and his pelvis moving with each and every motion. now that he is in to it, move your mouth down to his testicles. using your tongue, lick, and suck on them very gently. They are sensitive, and if you are too rough, you will ruin his entire mood. (I know this because I have done it before) While licking them, make sure you are stroking his cock.
* Move your way back up to his cock. Guide it back into your mouth… this time, no hands involved. Guide it deeper and deeper until you have every inch of it totally covered. open your throat to guide it that much further. this is what we experts refer to as the “deep throat”. look up at him, with your sexiest eyes possible, and repeat. make sure this movement is slow and steady…. if it is choppy, and uncomfortable for you… than it will be for him as well.
Its time to go in for the kill.
* If you are comfortable, now is the time for dirty talk. Tell him how much you love his cock, and how you cant wait to taste him. Whatever you feel comfortable saying at that moment, say it. Ask him if you are making him feel good, and make him tell you that he likes it.
* Revert back to using your hands along with your mouth. This time though, you are on a mission. You are setting him up for the best orgasm of his life. Your actions in about the next 30 seconds will make or break his experience. Pump his cock, lick the tip… love every inch of it as hungrily as humanly possible. Go with his reactions. You will feel the vein begin to throb as he begins to climax. When you feel him start to let go… and this is the most important part to remember… look him in his eyes as you swallow every last drop of his seed. Before you move on to the next sexual conquest, or to sleep, whichever is in the plans, (if the orgasm is as good as what i provide…. sleep is usually a given… at least for a little bit anyway) kiss the tip. and then kiss him square on his mouth.
Then whisper something sexy in his ear to let him know it was just as good for you as it obviously was for him.

Are you afraid of the B.J. or are you a pro?
Spit or Swallow? Be honest.
Men, should I add anything else? What is your favorite part (other than the climax… duh!) of a blow-job.
What is the craziest place that you have given or recieved a BJ?
Wicked’s Guide to AH-MAZING Cunningulus
May 4, 2009 Masturbate-able, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Relationships, Sex, Wicked Wisdoms, Yum... or Lack There Of., love
I am a tired little minx… and have a shit ton of homework due like last week, so I have found some favorite old blogs to re-post. This is part 1 of 2 instructional blogs on effective oral sex.
If you know of someone in need of a reminder lesson or a lesson in general, pass it on.
*drum roll*
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For starters… never, ever go directly to the motherland. A girl likes foreplay.
I know I like foreplay.
* Kiss her, and mean it. To a woman, the kiss is everything. It is more than 2 pairs of lips touching.

* Use your hands. Let your hands show her that she is the most beautiful woman on the planet. Explore every inch of her body, from her fingers to her toes, her plump breasts to her beautiful ass….
* While you are kissing her, work your hands down to her pussy. It should be sopping wet by now. If it isn’t, you didn’t make her feel like the most beautiful woman, so repeat the top two items of business. Take her clit gently between your thumb and forefinger, and massage it. feel it begin to throb, feel the swell of it between your fingers. Deeply penetrate her with your fingers. Explore inside of her, her flesh different than any other flesh you have ever touched before.
* Watch her expressions and her movements… look at her when she smiles. Let her see you looking at her. Play on her reactions…
* Tell her how much you love her body. Whisper it in her ear, while your fingers bring her to her first orgasm. Don’t move your fingers anywhere, until she reaches full climax. (If she likes it, let her lick your fingers….)

Bury your face between her legs, and taste her sweet nectar. The first is always the sweetest.
* Find her clit with your tongue. Suck on it, lick it, nibble on it just a bit…. if you don’t know what makes her crazy, figure it out right now. With women, it is all about paying attention to her reactions to you. Granted, some are less vocal than others, but if you are doing your job, she wont be able to be quiet forever.
* Move your tongue from her clit, tasting her, loving her pussy. Only long enough to tease her a bit, and then move back to her clit– massaging it with your mouth, your nose, and importantly your tongue. As she moves, and moans the more intense your tongue makes love to her.
* Give her the penetration she should be begging you for by now. With your fingers or her favorite toy. You have to make sure that it mirrors what your tongue is doing. The harder you thrust, the harder and faster your tongue should be moving against her throbbing clit.
* Suck on her labia, still finger fucking her while you move back and forth methodically. At this point, your face should be saturated with her secretions.
Don’t give her the big climax just yet. You want to make her beg a little.
* Now, lean back on you knees, and just look at her. My guess is her eyes are closed, her head back…. fists clenched. She will probably open one eye, in a split second of irritation that you took her out of her zone. When she sees you smiling at her expressions, with possibly a wrinkle in her sweat beaded brow… she will instantly forgive you.
* Kiss her. Let her taste how wonderful she is. Let her smell herself on your face, grind your body on her body….
Now is the time for her to let go.
* As ravenous as possible without hurting her; lick, suck, fuck her with your face… your tongue the master. Feel her swelling pussy wrap around your mouth. Feel her clit throb rapidly against your tongue.
* Thrust your fingers (or toy) inside her… driving her to complete and total ecstasy. While she cums, let your face and mouth absorb every last drop of her.
It is possible that she is not all the way done.This is the prime time to penetrate her with your penis/strap-on/favorite toy.
I guarantee that whatever it is will be readily accepted.
Is there a step that I missed?
Anything to add?
What is your favorite part about receiving oral? Giving?
Are you an orally stimulated orgasm person? Penetration stimulated? Both?
Do you like 69? Why or why not?
Stay tuned tomorrow for my instructions on giving good head…


