TMIThursday: “Uhh I Just Need to Use the Potty…”
Jun 3, 2009 I WIN!, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Sex, TMI Thursday's
Hello my gluttons for TMI Punishment!
You know the drill… I blog about totally inappropriate shit… (sometimes literally) and sometimes, you throw up in your mouth a bit.
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So… One time at bandcamp … *giggle* Not really. I never went to bandcamp.
Really though, back when I was in the military, if you were a female it went like this: You were either one of the guys … or you were fucked by one of the guys.
Or, in this case… allllllllllllll of the guys.
When we played we played hard. Just like in every military town, there were the trashy whores that were too often referred to as ‘military wives’ (Heather don’t get mad you know the herd I am referring to) who really arent wives but more just the broads who loved the anticipation of their ‘men’ returning home from deployment. Just like the men, they fucked pretty much every cock and balls in sight while we were out.
I know this because 1) I am smart and 2) I have seen some pretty whore-ific pictures of it.
Anyway, the boys who didnt have heffa’s on the pier waiting would all get together and flock to that one cheap ass nasty motel that is located a cum-shot away from any Navy base. Some females (me) would go and rip it up wit h them as friends. I can honestly say that out of the group of 15-25, I had sex with maybe 2 of them. Maybe. But I am going to stand firm to one. It is one of those pride things for me where because I was the minority and because it was assumed that because I was a female that I was automatically assumed that I was a just-add-water-slut, that I refused to let them win. (So I moved up the Chain of Command and fucked the Officers. *wink*)
Other females were invited strictly because they actually had become just-add-water-sluts. There was this one slut who was just … wow … I don’t even know how to describe her. She came to every party with her mini sweater and painted on jeans. Her laugh was annoying, her make-up too thick for how cute she was… but we tolerated her because we knew that we would get a show.
I never really expected the show that I got that one night at that one party.
So after a 45 day training deployment, we were all amped to get fucked up. Payday hit the day before we pulled into port, so we already had planned on 1) how many bottles and 2) how many rooms we were going to get and what the $$ breakdown would be each. We got super lucky and scored the adjoining rooms.
Fast forward to hours later. We were all smashed. I had to pee.
The line to the bathroom in 1 of the rooms was like 4 people long due to another dumb slut being drank under the table and throwing it all back up… so I jet over to the other room that was originally dubbed as the hook up room because it was set up like a one bedroom apartment. Problem was, the bathroom was inside the bedroom. So I open the adjoining door to the room and there were a good 5-6 guys standing in a line outside of the bedroom door.
Me: “Are you kidding me?! This bathroom too?”
Strange guy: “Not the bathroom…”
Me: “Uhh can I just go in there then? I wont look, I just really need to use the potty.”
Strange guy: “I dont give a fuck.”
Sweeeeeeeeet.
So I weave through the dudes and ignore the “I wouldn’t go in there” s because I had it set in my mind that I was about to pee. One way or another, the pee was coming out at this point.
So I open the door and as much as I said I wouldn’t look… I fucking looked. And I couldn’t believe what I saw.
There was that one slut, on the bed with cocks in all of her orafaces. She looked up at me, whore-ified… cock-in-mouth… unable to speak. I stood there for a second, also speechless… before I realized that in my moment of fucking shock, the pee had started to come out. I bolted for the bathroom so fucking fast.
Luckily for me, the pee casualty was minimal. Ask me if I peed with the door open so I wouldn’t miss anything. G’head. Like when the one guy told her to shut up and take it when she tried to protest since I had apparently “ruined the mood”. Uhm no bitch. You got busted.
It was live porn. LIVE.
Ask me if I kept my mouth shut. *snicker* Fuck no I didn’t. Not even for a minute. As soon as I walked back into the party I was yakkin it up. I am pretty sure that I told everyone.
*sigh* I loved the military. Never a dull moment. Not ever.
(Also, in talking about this with D… he is convinced that this experience has everything to do with my GB fantasy. I think he might be right. I never thought of it before. Weird.)
Happy Thursday!!!!!!
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Tags: Deployment, hotel, just add water, military wife, navy
