my wickedly itchy vagina.
Nov 11, 2008 Random
I think that I am going to kill a bug in a really angry way.
Hurry. Someone go email my boss and tell them that I am mentally unstable. 
I could live without fucking meetings.
I do not need to take an entire hour out of my day to go to a meeting. How about send me a powerpoint presentation on the important bullet points of the meeting. Minus the ‘what ifs’ and ‘hypothetically speakings’. Definitely minus the bullshit unimportant information that is just filler for the hour.
I do not need another person to point out how big my pants are and the fact that they make me look like I have a penis.
Pointing out the negative is not the same as a compliment. Just saying.
Question: Wicked, why are your blogs always about you?
Uhm. Pretty sure that this is my blog, so that gives me the right to write about me.
I wish that I worked at ‘The Office’.
I do not wish I worked at ‘My Current POE’. (That doesnt mean I want to get fired, laid off or ‘let go’ either. A bitch gotta eat)
I need a soul fill-up. I can feel my negative sarcastic ways washing over me like a flesh eating virus.
Apparently working out cures constipation.
If I worked out more often… I am sure I would be less bitchy.
If I could just get one more hour. I wouldnt work out. I would sleep.
So 2 more hours. Just 2 more hours.
I would still sleep.
I am starting a coalition against dumb bitches.That is not directed just at females either. Wicked Against Dumb Bitches. WADB. No. Wicked Against Bitches Who Are Dumb. WABWAD.
YES!!! WABWAD. Who is in?
Oh. What did you say?? What does this blog have to do with an itchy vagina? Because I have one. Yep. My vagina itches.
Why does it itch, you ask? Nope. Not cause I am a dirty non-showering slore. Nope, of course you would think that. Actually, and I quote. “It is because you are TOO clean.” WTF. I am damned if I do and damned if I dont. So dont be a super dirty bitch OR a super clean one either. One must find the perfect ‘ph’ balance between clean and dirty.
This is what eve did to us bitches. This and pushing a human out of our vajays. Oh and the movie Carrie once a month. Thanks bitch. Appreciate it.
The end. You go.
Tags: meetings, POE, rant, the office, vagina
