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YGWM & Friday Eye Candy

Feb 19, 2010 All Things X, Family, Friday Eye Candy, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Ranteriffic, You've Got Wicked Mail, bitch

Yo! Yo! Yo! It is that time again! Purge your week’s in open letter format so that you can go and enjoy your weekend!!!

Dear Sex,

2 more days and you will be mine.

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Dear Bitch,

If I could tell you about yourself and have it make a difference… I would. You are the most evasive, non confrontational bitch I have ever met. I am glad I am not your friend because it would be a waste.

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Dear OTHER Bitch,

Really? Now? You just pop back in all nonchalant like? It doesnt work that way. Sorry. There is a lot of proving to do in order for there to be any sort of relationship.

Now is the time to grow up and stop being so motherfucking selfish and self absorbed.

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Dear Tarable,

Thank you for being my best friend. You make me smile and I know that we are life partners. I love you.

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Dear You,

What is YOUR fucking excuse? God you drive me fucking crazy.

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Dear New Guy,

It felt amazing jacking you for your scrilla. Don’t leave money on the table in this department because you will get smashed like Danger smashed the homie.

I take great pleasure in it and will continue to make your life a silent treatment side comment to your face living hell until you crack like the little bitch that you are.

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Dear Girls Trip,

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Dear Xavier,

I am trying to understand your logic. I am trying to get how you continuously lie and avoid responsibility and pull the most random and inappropriate shit on a regular basis.

I am trying to love you.

I am trying to pull our little family together … and every time I do … you are fucking up to the point where I cannot even stand the sight of your face.

What am I missing here? What haven’t I taught you? Why would you rather be in trouble than be a positive contributor to this family? I miss you so fucking much that it hurts but I refuse to reward your behavior time and time again.

You do not have to act like this. I am going to give you good attention if you will just knock it the fuck off and let me do it.

Please. Please stop this behavior.

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And for some Friday Eye Candy!

Hayden Christensen..