A Friday Blah-g
May 14, 2009 Friendship, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Ranteriffic, Relationships, Sex, This Thing Called Marriage., Thoughts and Perceptions, Wicked Wisdoms, bitch, love
TGIMFF Bitches!!!!!!!!! Woooooooooooo!
Seriously. I am so over the following:
1) This week.
2) This JOB and all of the fake-y people that surround me here.
3) This quarter. Specifically my teacher. Bless his heart but for the fucking love stop repeating yourself. I have heard the same stories at least 3 times already. I. Am. Over it. Oh and PS … ambiguity is not cute. Nor is it funny. Just answer the mother fucking question. K?!
My lovely friend Danelle won the “I Never” game from yesterday’s blog. Her prize was the choice of what my next TMI Post will be next week. Way to be diligent D! You rocked that shit!
For those of you who care… *cough*tricky*cough* Here are the answers to the game:
I never have pooped in front of Donovan. True
I never masturbate. Really?!
I never had sex in high school. False
I never was a stripper. False
I never passed out in D’s roommates bathroom naked. False
I never have been fisted. False
I never have pooped my pants. True
I never used heroin. True
I never have been donkey punched. True
I never have worn my strap on in public. False
Alllrighty then…
Lately I my ears have been taken over by the sound waves of those in some sort of love-anguish… whether it be the ending of a long drawn out relationship… the fear of possibly beginning one with some one, or not knowing if love will ever find them… again or at all.
For those of you who know me well… either because you are in my circle of trust
or because you pay the fuck attention to my blogs…
… then you are fully aware of my love of all things ‘being in love’ ‘finding love’ and/or ‘twitterpation’.
However something has tainted the water for most of the people I am around that has left a bitter taste in all of their mouths. No one is interested in hearing my Tony Robbins – esque Love Motivational Speeches!
What is going on!? This is no bueno!!!!
Wicked is not pleased. Not one iota. I will not live in a love-less world. Nope. You cant convince this girl that we are destined to be lonely, evil, bitter people cooped up in our own little hermit worlds.
With that said, I am damn grateful that I am not ISO. If, goddess forbid, D and I were to split up I am pretty damn sure that I would tell dating to fucking suck it as quick as it came to my door with some stale generic chocolates and grocery store flower bouquets.
Bring a bitch some Godiva for once, Ya digg?!
I feel for you, Daters… Love -Pursuers… ISOers… I really really do. But don’t ask this bitch to walk a mile in your shoes… because I will gladly hop in my car-o-commitment and drive that mile over walking it in a motherfucking heart beat.
What are you over about this week? Purge it here so it is left behind and you can truly enjoy your weekends.
Name 2 people you would take on a road trip with. Where would you go and why them?
Serious homework related question: What is the craziest sign you have ever read that was being held by a homeless person?
Tags: blog, commitment, dating, donkey punch, homeless, i never, love, poop, road trip
