Embarassing Moments in the Sack.
Nov 7, 2008 Random, Relationships, Sex
I am crazy, but I am going to put myself out there in hopes that you will too. And to gain interesting and humorous conversation. Heh.
Scared?
I was IM’ing with Q this morning and we were discussing things that have happened to us during sex… that were embarassing. The specific topic was BJ embarassment. Having been married for going on 10 years, strange shit has happened on several occasions between D and I, so I am not freaked out easily by random happenings.
So far I have heard:
Cum in hair after gagging… <– this has happened to 3 different people that I have asked.
The infamous accidental facial, which one of the 2 ladies said that it almost blinded her.
Severe nose bleed during sex.
Dirty talk gone wrong: the boy doing the dirty talking got all into it and hit his head so hard on the headboard and had almost blacked out.
A man experiencing anal for the first time with a high sense of smell… lost his erection, and well couldnt ever get it back.
And for mine….
When I was pregnant with Charli my gag reflex was really sensitive. I was giving D head and when he came, it made me gag to the point of puking. All over his cock and stomach. He laughed and I laughed… and I said, “Hey, this is just payback for the time you farted in my face when I was giving you a BJ.”
He couldnt say shit about it. 
Now it is your turn.
Did a situation that makeyou both crack the hell up and the moment was lost?
Dirty talk gone wrong?
It doesnt have to be your story, but if you know of someones experience… share it.
I know there are some out there. Dont deny the world the entertainment!!!
Tags: bj, dirty talk, embarassing, flatulance, laugh, marriage, Sex
