I Need to Have The Sex

What in the fuck am I going to do. It has only been 17 days. Of 90. You do the math.

Here I am. An overly sexual person. Stripped of the sexual. Now I am an overly FRUSTRATED person. I was having a conversation with someone about masturbation. Diddling if you will. How all in all, masturbation gets old. The response was that I must not be picturing the right individual while handling business.

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The truth? Diddling is awesome. But human contact is better.

The touching. The skin to skin contact. The gelling of 2 bodies. The penetration. (Yep. I said it. The motherfucking penetration.) The sweaty smell of sex between 2 people. The kissing and kissing and kissing. Did I mention the kissing? I love to kiss. It is hands down THE ultimate deal breaker for me. If you are a horrible kisser, then we will never get to the rest. Ever.

I can’t kiss myself, ya know? I mean … If I could … I would. I am a great kisser. Heh.

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What in the shit am I going to do for the next 73 days? That is a great deal of touching myself. 73 days. SEVENTY THREE DAYS. Is it wrong that I want to find a poor son of a bitch to use for physical needs only? Sex is only sex, right?!

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Fine. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. So I won’t do it.

All I am saying is that it is absolutely unfair taking the sex away from me. It is like taking the gingerbread out of the man. Or the chocolate out of the chip. Or the candy out of the cane. And it is only going to get worse. *I* am only going to get worse.

Unfair is unfair. That is all I have to say about that.

Fin.

What is the longest you have ever gone without sex?
What is your favorite sexual position?

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