Random Tea
Nov 15, 2008 Parenting, Random
I get to go out with some ladies tonight. Yay for that.
Even more yay are the super cute jeans I bought at the consignment store that I am wearing tonight. It is nice to have cute going-out jeans.
Yay for a quiet, clean house. Charli is finally sleeping, X is reading and D is out at a BBQ with friends. He needed to geofhere. He was starting to drive me nuts as he became more and more stir crazy. Charli isnt helping either, due to her excessive fucking brattiness.
X doesnt know it yet, but he is busted. His friends mom called me and told me that he has been talking about sneaking this stupid GTA4 game over tonight for his friends slumber party. Sure enough, while X was outside, I checked his backpack and there it was, behind the Kung-Fu Panda movie. Sneaky little fucker. It is a huge no-no at his friends house. Shit, it is a huge no-no at my house too. He also has been telling his friend that D lets him play this offensive and inappropriate game when I am not home. D laughed so hard when I called him. If it wasnt this kids birthday party, X would be going no-motherfucking-where tonight. But this kid doesnt really know anyone here since they just moved here… so I would hate to do that to him.
After tomorrow, he is getting an ass whoopin. And his butt is grounded. I cannot believe the level of sneakyness he is portraying. I may take a picture of the stupid look on his face when I call his ass out.
I really wanna go see a movie with D. We havent been in so god damn long.
We decided to get eachother a gift to the spa for Christmas this year. We are gonna do that, have dinner, see a movie and stay overnight at a hotel. I cannot fucking wait. BrownSugarVanillaBodyScrub&HotStoneMassage&5TotalHoursOfRelaxation here we come.
Christmas is 6 weeks away. W T F. Out of nowhere.
I put my foot down and said we are hosting Thanksgiving here. We have enough space,and I simply do not want to drive an hour.
I am sipping Chardonney as we speak. MmMmMmM.
Should I wear a hat tonight?
I am hungry. I want a cheeseburger. And fries.
Have I mentioned that I need a soul fill up? All my soul sistahs say “HeeeyyyGirlHeeeyyy”!!!
I am jealous of Zoe’s ink.
My landlord is a douchebag.
My co-workers son came home and told his mom that this bully kept calling him a douchebag, so at recess, he said to him “I am a douchebag huh? How do you know what one is? Do you use them? Do you want me to get you a clean one for Christmas? How about some glitter body spray too??” That bully didnt have shit to say. HAH. MY co-worker said she wouldnt be mad if he got this little shit some Massengil for a gag gift either. Even if he got in trouble. I bet that little fucker knocked it the fuck off. I wouldnt be mad either. Serves that bully right.
I need to start primping. Going out beauty takes time. In segments. It is a whole process. I wish Tara was here though, I like getting ready with her.
You go. Pour yourself some Random Tea.
Tags: bully, christmas, douche bag, gift, girls night, going out, GTA, quiet, sneaky, thanksgiving, wine
