Whatever Happened To? Wednesday’s– House Party’s.
Oct 27, 2009 Out with the Old Wicked in with the New Wicked, Thoughts and Perceptions, Whatever Happened to? Wednesdays
Happy Hump Day! Welcome to another installment of Whatever Happened to? Wednesday’s!
This week we are talking about Houseparty’s. Some Tony Toni Tone style, Bilal, Kid N Play Houseparty.
What? You aren’t knowin’?
You didn’t think that I knew?
Don’t make me bust out the infamous “Kid N Play” dance.
As I was saying, what ever happened to these parties? Where the refrigerators are packed to the brim with 40 oz’s of malt liquor and the bitches were running around naked all while a Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg song played as the soundtrack?
Anybody? Bueller?
I remember a time where so’n’so would tell a friend and that friend would tell another friend who would tell 5 friends who would tell 5 more friends (including me) about a dope kegger going on that weekend. When we would show up fashionably late there would be some poor parents house, full of drunken adolescents. The music was loud. The alcohol was flowing like the Snoqualmie Falls after a good rain. There was fucking going on in bedrooms and dark corners of the house. It was good music. Fun people, except for when 2 really drunk friends decided they hated each other for 5 minutes and wanted to fistfight in the middle of the fucking kitchen over some stupid bitch with no ass and over-sized titties.
Yep I went there.
I don’t miss any of THAT. What I do miss is walking into a party full of people that I don’t or barely know with a nice buzz going on. I want to mingle. I want to laugh at other’s drunken-ness. I want to blend and enjoy not being known in a social environment that is BYOB, not charge $9 a drink at the bar. A place where the DJ is the homie so I can go up to him and request an old school Lost Boyz song and he not only KNOW WHAT SONG I AM TALKING ABOUT but motherfucking HAVE THAT SHIT ALREADY QUEUED TO PLAY.
I want to find a random girl OR boy to make out with. Just like, walk up to him/her and fucking “blalalalalallalala” their face with my face all immature like.
I want to watch a fight break out.
I want to see a girl and a guy break up. (whatever I am callus like that)
I want to see some fuckin.
Or maybe I just want to be young and without responsibility again. Either way, I miss a good house party.
What is the awesomest house party you ever hosted/attended?
Who do you truly admire?
Would you really rather go naked then wear fur?
Who are on your “List” of hotties that you would fuuuuuuuuuuuuck if given the opportunity to?
Tags: beer, crowd, fight, high school, house party, social, tony toni tone, youth
