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May 19, 2009 All Things Charli, All Things X, Current Events, Family, Friendship, Masturbate-able, Parenting, Random, Relationships, The Tarably Wicked Show, This Thing Called Marriage., Wicked & D Quotables, bitch

D: “So I talked to my Uncle tonight”
Me: “Mmmmhm…”
D: “A couple of my cousins are graduating and he wants to coordinate a family get together around that time.”
Me: (inside voice groan) “Mmmmhm”
D: “So he wants me to come and cook.”
Me: “When?”
D: “2nd weekend of June”
Me: “Okay… what about the kids?”
D: “They are coming with.”
Me: (inside voice cheer) “That will be great for them!”
D: “Do you want to come with?”
Me: “Would you be mad if I said no?!”
D: “I guess not.”
Me: “Sweet. Then um yeah but no.”
D: “Bitch.”

I will now display the level of my excitement in the form of animated dance images.

Do you all know what this means?

4 days of whateveriwannadowithnobodytobeinmybusiness. This never happens. Ever.

Don’t get me wrong. I love my kids and my D. I love D’s family. All of them. But for me, that is a great deal of chaos. Travelling with 2 kids… a shit ton of family in one saturated location… and… I know that for 4 days I would be going non-motherfucking-stop. I already go non-stop. Every single day. So excuse me if I am not interested in this trip. Like, at ALL. Furthermore, excuse me if I AM interested in my quiet house with me in it.

I dont know what I am gonna do exactly… but I do know that part of it will include whateveriwannadowithnobodyinmybusiness. The End.

This list includes but is not limited to:

Endless masturbation
Naked all over the house
Gym Gym Gym Gym
Sitting in complete silence, possibly while masturbating
More masturbation
No curfew
No waking up to X tapping me on the shoulder at 7 AM “Mom can I have a pop-tart”
No waking up to Charli “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!” at whatever fucking time she feels like waking up at.
Masturbation.
Reading a book.

Also, I wanted to say a public “I told you so” to my good friend Rachael. She knows why. It may or may not have to do with the John and Kate Plus 8 scandal. She and I already had this discussion however I enjoy being right. So there. Love ya Rach.

I was reading a really great and not at all one sided article/blog about this 66 year old woman in Britain who had to go to the Ukraine to get some medical assistance to get pregnant. At first I was kinda like “Whatever she wants to do, let her do” but then in reading and pondering all that is involved in her effort to conceive a child… I kinda think that maybe she should opt to adopt. (Oooh that rhymed. I rule!) The reason I say this is because I think that she honestly is too old to begin having kids.

For one, she is almost 70 years old. When the baby is born she will be at least 67 if not 68. Add 18 years to that. She would be an 86 year old mother when her child/ren (if she had more than 1) turned 18. That is quite old to have young adults as children. Sooner than later she will need for them to take care of her. IF she is healthy enough to live that long. Or if she remembers them up to that point. My grandmother was right about 85 years old when she passed away… and she began dealing with Alzheimers Disease a good 5-6 years prior to that. That we know about.

We can be as preventative as we want to be, but some things are inevitable. I personally think that, as she does have a right to do what she wants, it is a tad selfish to birth child/ren at that age.

What do you think?

I think know I want to go rollerskating for my birthday. I told Tarable that I wanted to couples skate with her and she made fun of me.

Tara: we could do a dual b-day for the both of you

On that note, I am out. I actually should probably do some work today.

Would you come rollerskating for my birthday?
What is your favorite: 80’s hip-hop song? Hair Band song? Pop song?
What would you do with 4 days kid-husband-less…?

Tags: 66 year old pregnant woman, 80's music, birthday, butch, john and kate plus eight, patrick swayze, rollerskate, shes like the wind