I Have 2 of These Already …
Mar 7, 2010 Completely Hypothetical and Generally Specific, Current Events, Random
Wanna know reason #8 why I am awesome?
Because 1 day I am going to be nominated and chosen for an Academy Award. You don’t believe me?
Read and learn.
One of my books, probably SC is going to get recognized and made into a screenplay. Then it will go to an independent film festival. Critics will rave about it. Then it will be made into a Motion Picture. There will be controversy.
But, it will receive an Oscar Nod.
And then, I will get all dolled and D will get all G’d up from the feet up … we will walk the red carpet … Tarable and the kids will be in the audience with me …
… And the award for “Best Screenplay” goes to : WICKEDCOURTNI !!!!!!!!!!
I just made a believer out of you. In less than 100 words.
Anyway, I will get called up there and I will totally act surprised when really, I knew I was gonna beat out the “competition” in the first place.
See? Surprised.
Anyway. I would act all prepared on the outside but would be freaking the hell out on the inside. But I would have a speech prepared. Not the full 2 minutes, because I know I will stutter and pause and lose my place a couple of times … and God forbid *I* be the one to get the cut off music played when I am not finished speaking.
But I would have to thank people. Important people.
Like The Academy. (Because I heard, if you don’t thank them … you get black balled from EVER receiving a nod again or some shit.)
I would thank the years of sex, some breathtaking … some … well … fucking pathetic.
I would also thank Minka Kelly for playing the part of Julia. This role will define her career.
I would thank cocaine. Because, well … it is a hell of a drug. Or *was* anyway.
I would thank all of the prostitutes in the world because they were my muse … and who’s lifestyle I have a weird obsession about.
I would also thank my family … my D … all of the people who told me that the book was good even when it probably still needed work.
And then I would say something really profound and funny and start crying as if I won the Best Motion Picture award or something.
And I would be FB’ing from my iphone the entire 3 hours. Because I am THAT girl. 
Who would you thank in your acceptance speech?
Tags: acadamy awards, minka kelly, Submissive Confessions, the oscar's
March 8th, 2010 at 00:17
Great minds my dear Wicked Bitch! I can’t believer we blogged the same thing at the same time.
We rock!
LivingWicked Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 11:20
I already know. I am still tripping the hell out.
March 8th, 2010 at 00:20
I wouldn’t be able to keep silent for three hours…Thank goodness for smartphones and such. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. I’m Rick James bitch!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 11:20
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
March 8th, 2010 at 05:37
ummm, I wouldn’t thank any one, cause I never go to one of those shows….or even DO anything to be able to go to one of those shows….I hate awards shows…all of them
LivingWicked Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 11:21
You wouldn’t go if I invited you?
Sad.
Cassie Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 11:30
I highly doubt it…unless you REALLLLLY wanted me to go…lol
LivingWicked Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 13:45
I reeeeeeallllllllllly want you to go.
Cassie Reply:
March 9th, 2010 at 06:46
OK–I’ll be there!
March 8th, 2010 at 05:38
I would thank God, Anne Hathaway for playing the lead, you for always encouraging me to write and ya know…coffee for being the best drug EVER.
LivingWicked Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 11:21
EVER!
March 8th, 2010 at 17:42
I would thank my fans, because without them, I would only be writing for myself and honestly, I would rather other people like my writing as much as I like doing it.
I dunno how that works though. Do the original book writers get the oscar or do the people who adapt the book to screenplay get it? Or in the case of book to screen do they both?
March 9th, 2010 at 21:47
I would thank chocolate. MMMMmmm Chocolate.