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YGWM & Friday Eye Candy

Mar 12, 2010 Completely Hypothetical and Generally Specific, Friday Eye Candy, P.O.E. Biz, Parenting, Random, Ranteriffic, This Thing Called Marriage., You've Got Wicked Mail, bitch, love

Jesus I am elated that the weekend is upon us. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So, without further ado … It is time for some motherfucking open letters.

First, we have a guest letter:

Dear Penis that thinks something happened,

My vagina is wondering what you THINK you did, because we are confused and feeling untouched and disappointed. We have decide mutually, that you are fired.

sincerely, HM

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Dear You,

Heh at the fact that you know who wrote the above letter. You are welcome. *grin*

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Dear D,

I don’t know how else to tell you how proud I am of you. You know why.

The you that you are right now is the best you ever and I love you so very much.

Especially all of the sex.

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Dear Tarable,

Gah sometimes. And then I remember that you are always gonna be you and I love you for that. I just wish that you would freaking listen.

Then again, I was there. I did me and learned the way I wanted to learn.

So, I will just love you.

I love you.

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Dear Self,

You are starting to get it and it feels rad.

Stay focused. Stay focused. It is not a far shot to remain on track for the end goal. You are gonna achieve it, and then you and D are gonna have a trip of a fucking lifetime.

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Dear KenAdams,

Keep dreaming.

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Dear Numbah1,

You are gonna be so great at adulthood. Stop worrying so much.

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Dear WorkDouche,

Shut the hell up already. When are you gonna get the hint that your shit in fact DOES stink? You are annoying and I am not interested in being your friend.

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Dear Girls Trip,

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Dear June 14th,

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Dear Tricky,

I cannot freaking wait to high 5 you for being literally as awesome as me. We are awesome sisters.

I am so proud of you. I am in awe of the challenges that you not only faced, but fucking Chuck Norrised to get to where you are today.

You deserve all the love in the world. Every single ounce.

*cheers*

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Dear Unknown Pranker,

Fuck your face. Seriously. Prank calls? Breathing in the phone? Really? Are you 17? What kind of coward ass bitch are you to call my phone 4-6 times in a day and breathe in the receiver.

You need help. Or me to whoop your ass. Come out of the woodwork you fucking sloppy vagina.

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Dear Spam Commenters,

GEOUFHERE. Gah.

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Dear Charli,

You are almost a diaperless toddler! Woot! Mommy is proud of you. Next task: Sleeping in your own mfing bed all night.

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Now for some eye candy:

Fantastic Four’s Chris Evans