It Started With a Simple Question …
Feb 2, 2010 Completely Hypothetical and Generally Specific, Etc., I Forgot to Tag, Masturbate-able, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Random, Sex, Thoughts and Perceptions
… that led to this blog.
Do you ever wonder what other peoples “pee faces” look like? I pee a lot lately, and sometimes I know I make the most ridiculous pee faces ever. Especially when I should have peed like 1 hour prior… so I reeeeeeeeealllyyyy have to pee. It is probably closer to an orgasm face than a pee face.
I am so nosy. I would totally be a fly on the stall wall, observing other people’s pee faces; giggling uncontrollably at them squint, and silently sigh as they finally let it all out.
I don’t want to be a fly on the wall for poo faces. No No No. Grunty faces aren’t interesting to me, especially because the present left after the grunts and groans and poots is stinky. I am not interested in being a part of another woman’s poo funk.
I would also be that proverbial fly on the wall during sex.
All sex. Gay sex, bi-sex, old people sex, group sex…. You wouldn’t really get a true idea of what other people’s sex behaviors are if they knew you were watching.
People fart. Unattractive noises are made sometimes during position change. The moaning is not necessarily as pretty sounding as the little girls on the movies. I would perch my nosy, horny ass on their smoke stained wallpaper and watch them go at it.
I have had people watch D and I have sex… which was weird at first, but now that I think about it…. triple rawwwwrr. Watch me! And while you are at it, touch yourself while you are doing it. Why haven’t you joined in yet? I wanna make you call MY name out.
What?? Too bold??
Porn = a bunch of bullshit if you ask me. These sluts know that a camera is on them, so they absolutely put on a show. That is what they are paid for, right? I am inclined to say that porn doesn’t necessarily turn me off… but it isn’t really what I need to get the mood going. Well, with the exception of more than one girl going at it… and then really, it just makes me more mad than anything—because I really would rather just actually be with more than one girl, rather than watch them have all of the fun.
Wouldn’t you?
Sex makes me curious.
How does sonso give head? What is her secret technique to drive hubby over the edge? Does whatsherface like it in the butt? I wonder if thatonedude likes to really get into eating pussy? Or does he half-ass it? How many times does Ol’girl call out my name when she masturbates? Does she use a toy, or is she fingers only? Would thatonebitch really make out with me, or would she chicken out last minute??
I honestly have had at least one sexual thought about each and every one of you little minxes. I have also pictured myself on top of each and every one of you as well… or were you on top of me???
Anysnatch….
Sometimes, when I masturbate I don’t think about anything. More often than not, I am not me… I am in someone else’s body, with their husband… or with more than one person. Sometimes I am the pleaser… sometimes I just lay there and let my fantasy take over and please me.
I am a toy kind of girl; a no-nonsense, get down to business girl who doesn’t waste anytime sending me to that optimum climax. Sometimes I make myself cum more than once in a session. I have sent myself to that point so many times in one session that I cant even pee or wipe or touch it without a pleasure-filled pain involved.
So yeah. One question in my head led to this blogtastrophe. You are welcome.
Would you rather … Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?
Tags: masturbate, people, porn, Sex
February 2nd, 2010 at 01:17
Excuse me, baby. I don’t mean to be rude. I guess tonight I’m just not, I’m just not in the mood. So, if you don’t mind, I would like to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I? –Prince
The fat men. Wet dogs would be all over the place including me. And at least the people, fat or otherwise, might have stories o help pass the time wonderfully.
LivingWicked Reply:
February 2nd, 2010 at 23:51
The fat men need to shut their stank breath mouths then, for the duration of the elevator ride.
February 2nd, 2010 at 03:02
I have never really gotten much accomplished with just my fingers so toys it is for me. Love my toys.
I’m curious about things you write about, like letting people watch you and D have sex and you have mentioned swinging before… which is great really but how do you manage the emotions? Or is it just not an issue for you? Because I’ve had threesomes in the past and had a lot of fun but can’t imagine going there if I’m in love with the guy. The idea of sharing him with another woman makes me crazy even though I know I’d enjoy her.
Anyway, you don’t have to answer me but it’s something I’m curious about if you ever want to address it in a blog or we can even talk about it over chat if you want. This subject came up with the ex that I’m trying to work things out with, who used to tell me he wasn’t turned on by that idea at all and just told me recently that yes of course he is actually turned on by it but in the past was afraid because he would feel threatened but for some reason he no longer does. Which is great that he isn’t worried anymore that I would leave him for a woman but I am still afraid he would. How do you get past that?
LivingWicked Reply:
February 2nd, 2010 at 23:53
To me, sex is sex and love is love.
To be attracted sexually to another individual is something totally different than catching feelings.
I am secure enough in the fact that if we play with others … it is simply a physical thing.
If it becomes more, well … I gotta just know it is a risk we were both willing to take.
April Reply:
February 3rd, 2010 at 03:12
That’s where I’m trying to be.
Thanks for answering.
February 2nd, 2010 at 05:39
hahahaha
Not to be too tecnical, but you WOULD want to be around for the poo faces if you were a fly b/c flies eat poo…JUST SAYIN!!
and yes, every single person I’ve met or have seen a picture of has had sex in my head…not always with their ‘partner’ either.
I would much rather the three wet dogs. At least the dogs are cute.
LivingWicked Reply:
February 2nd, 2010 at 23:53
Not to be too technical. Pshhhhhhhhhh.
February 2nd, 2010 at 08:43
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February 2nd, 2010 at 09:32
DOGS. And I don’t picture most other people having sex. Usually I can’t think about people I know because then I get distracted. Hell, I can’t even picture having sex with the new guy (maybe because we haven’t?)
LivingWicked Reply:
February 2nd, 2010 at 23:53
You weirdo.
February 2nd, 2010 at 18:05
The fat men with bad breath for sure.
1. because I am currently house sitting 2 horrible little dogs right now and am so over it.
2. Because…well I sorta have a fetish…only a strange one….about having sex with people that are not attractive. I mean I would never turn down a hottie, but there’s something a little naughty about blowing the mind of a guy who never gets a second look. *shrugs*
LivingWicked Reply:
February 2nd, 2010 at 23:54
I kinda share that same fetish with you.
February 2nd, 2010 at 18:46
Wet dogs, given enough time even in a small elevator, will dry out. Halitosis doesn’t often leave of its own accord
….
LivingWicked Reply:
February 2nd, 2010 at 23:55
Not even after a good mouth douche with listerine. Nasty breathing fuckers.
February 2nd, 2010 at 22:29
Well first of all, duh. I’d take the 3 wet dogs… they are at least cute. But the rest of this post? You are awesome lady. I always wonder what faces people make when they sex, pee, whatever. I love your boldness. but id still take the top.
LivingWicked Reply:
February 2nd, 2010 at 23:55
You are pretty dang awesome too.
February 7th, 2010 at 13:53
Have you had a sexual thought about me? If so I want to know what it was. As a matter of fact, I vote that you compile a blog of all of the sexual thoughts you have had about each and every one of us. LOL THAT’s what i want for my birthday, k?
And wet dogs please. Way better. *nod*