YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
Jan 22, 2010 Completely Hypothetical and Generally Specific, Current Events, DUH, Etc., Family, Friday Eye Candy, P.O.E. Biz, The Tarably Wicked Show, This Thing Called Marriage., You've Got Wicked Mail
WAZZZZZZZZUP!!!!!!!!!!! TGIMFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No bullshit, I am 1) Glad that it is Friday. 2) Glad that it is the weekend. 3) Glad that it is Open Letter FUCKING FRIDAY!
Dear New Piercing(s),
Fucking HEAL already.
Love Tarable & Wicked
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Dear D,
Bllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (breath) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (breath)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Fine. Fucking fine. FINE.
Courtni.
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Dear Stupid Boy,
You are fucking STUPID. I just wanted to you to know.
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Dear JWow and Snook’s,
We are your West Coast soul sistahs. We would beat any bitches ass or even a dudes if he pressed the right buttons. It is like the East and West ATeam. Or really the Bteam. B= Bitches.
Yeeeeah.
Tarably Wicked.
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Dear Jamie,
If the open letter isn’t signed … then I wrote it.
Love Wicked.
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Dear Tarable,
I gotcho back. Always.
Love, Your Bestie
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Dear Jersey Shore,
Why are you so addicting?!
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Dear You,
I appreciate you. Love you, mean it. 
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Dear Emotions,
Why? Why do you have to come out at the most inopportune time? Why do you have tear ducts? Like at work when you are looking at yourself in the mirror … or when you are talking to your bestie and she realizes that you are crying and she asks you as you are crying and when she asks you, you cry harder? Why ruin your makeup? Why?
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Dear Friday’s,
We have 60 of you that are just to ourselves. We vow to do really awesome stuff together and without boys or kids or drama filled people. Just us. A bestfrienddate.
Love TarablyWicked
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Dear 2/12,
You have been scheduled as our bestfriendvalentinesdayfridaydate. We are gonna kick it and get drunk and watch a funny movie. The end of that.
TarablyWicked
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Dear Snookin for Love,
Really?!
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Dear Credits,
Fucking get bought. K?!
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Dear Self,
You are good enough. You are going to be successful. You will make President’s Club. Why? Because. You are not average. You work your ass off everyday. You are TRYING.
It will will will will will will pay off.
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Dear Charli,
GET OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE.
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Dear Carbs,
Fuck the hell offfffffffffffffff. FUCK OFF.
TarablyWicked
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Dear Old Man,
I get that you are grumpy because you haven’t eaten dinner. I bet your dinner involves complex carbohydrates. Guess what?! Mine doesn’t and I am just as cranky if not more.
Fuck you stupid owner david.
Tarable.
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Dear Ken Adams,
Fuck. Seriously, the thin line is getting thinner by the moment.
Regina Philange
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Dear Hungry,
We legitimately hate you.
TarablyWicked
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Dear Girls Trip,
Its GONNA HAPPEN.
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Dear Courtni,
You need to make a decision for yourself for once. Sometimes love just isn’t enough. You can never say that you didn’t try.
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And for some FRIDAY EYE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
First… Gerard Butler … YUMMMMMMM.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Minka Kelly ….
Now you go. Purge your weekend so that you can thoroughly enjoy your weekends!
Tags: 300, Friday Eye Candy, gerard butler, ken adams and regina philange, minka kelly
January 22nd, 2010 at 00:43
Officially purging, purging the fact that the second I am makin things better something makes it worse! Its like I can’t win. When ur told life isn’t fair or lifes a bitch then u die,yea, its true. Not a saying. Unless ur rich! Then u can fix everything. Cause the world sucks half the time. Being a good person fuckin bites! Kick rocks, good person inside. Cause u haven’t done much for me. Ok,I’m done.thx
January 22nd, 2010 at 04:12
Nothing to rant about this tonight.. had some wine and feeling mellow right now … all I have to say is mmmmmmm.. Gerard Butler.. I have a very particular weakness for hot scotsmen.. that accent sends the very best kind of shivers through me …
January 22nd, 2010 at 05:40
Gerard Butler…YUMMMMMMM
My only letter is to the asshole this morning that almost ran me into the curb b/c he just HAD to get in front of me in the entrance ramp…my letter….you better be glad I’m not in my truck anymore, otherwise we would STILL be tangled up..I’m not about playing that shit with you!!!
January 22nd, 2010 at 06:32
Dear Computer,
My piano, paints, books and movies are better for me. I’ll be over there.
January 22nd, 2010 at 08:08
Dear My-Ex’s-New-Wife-Who-Also-Chose-To-Be-My-Teammate-So-She-Wouldn’t-Have-To-Have-A-Pager-Rotation-AND-A-Baby:
Thanks for not answering my high priority email. Thanks for uploading incorrect documentation to MY site and then not answering where it came from, how it’s relevant, or how I should answer the questions people are asking about it. Thanks to you I spent the last two and a half hours digging through files – trying to match them to this randomass documentation you uploaded, but won’t explain. You = Awesome. No, really. SO Awesome I don’t at all wish you’d die in a fire. At all. /sarcasm.
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Dear Roommate:
I decided. I think you are a useless waste of space – and no amount of money can or will ever make up for that. Sucks for you that I am not as easily impressed/intimidated/bought as the rest of the people in your life. I am supremely unimpressed with you – but have to (and will) continue to be nice to you for Irish’s sake. God only knows why he gives a shit about you, but since he does – I will (try to) play nice.
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Dear Red Wine:
Why do you hate me? I love you soooooo much, but am over the migraines. I’m so sorry. I have to break up with you for your sister White Wine.
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Dear State of Texas:
Get it together already. I am tired of taking days off work to take him downtown to deal with you. I don’t even remember how long it’s dragged on now. Decide or drop it.
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Dear BlogSpammers:
DIAF. I’m tired of the emails. Don’t you have better things to do than leave me links and comments in other languages that I then have to either approve or spam? Noone is ever going to see your comments – because I will never approve them and I have to approve them before they’ll show up on the blog. Please to stop wasting my time and yours.
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*deep breath*
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:32
Nice eye candy choices.
I have nothing to rant about today because I am at home being lazy on this Friday. It’s the best kind of Friday. Well, there is one rant. My body needs some lovin’ and he can’t get out because asshole construction is blocking his drive and didn’t even give any notice that they’d be doing so. I’m being neglected because of them. It’s going to make me homicidal. heh
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:52
Hmmm…
Dear Self,
Why did you go and open up your heart again… blah I hate it when someone steals it, fucks with it, and then hands it back, like it should be able to back nicely into the same space it came out of…
Get your mind on school, setting up some Celebrating Home parties, and continuing to purge and reorganize…
Start some Yoga, seriously, your body hurts, it needs it!
Learn some patience, you always end up with what you ask for, just not always when you want it… you have way to much going on to even be involved so get to it already!
Shine woman SHINE!
Love yourself, admire yourself, forgive yourself, get over yourself
Me
January 22nd, 2010 at 14:31
I need to change my panties after Gerard pics. Yummilicious.
Dear this day,
FUCKING END PLEASE
Dear boycrush,
please actually do call this time! I’m sorry I facebook messaged you and probably sounded like a crazy person, but if we are going to date- then you should probably go ahead and find out that I am, in fact a crazy person.
cjaded
January 22nd, 2010 at 14:42
Jersey Shore is mah favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear soon-to-be-ex-husband,
Thanks sooo much for going and doing the last final stupid act you will ever do to me or Z. EVAHHHHH!!!!!! I will get her therapy so she wil get over the fact tht you tried to take her from her mommy, and the bruises on my face will heal, but you sir, are doomed to hell. I got my cpo for us today, and I got the popo lookin out fo yo sorry ass. I hope you rot in hell. Not yours, Amy
Dear Eric,
Thanks for you. You are wonderful and I can’t wait to see where this goes.
xoxoxo
Amy
mmmmmmmm, Minka Kelly. She has uber kissable lips
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January 22nd, 2010 at 15:32
Dear dumb stupid cunt that told my brother that he had to choose between you and I,
Just because you’re his new wife and you just had his kid, doesn’t mean that your pussy isn’t still the sloppiest in this hellish town. I wish I could have seen your face when he told you that he would divorce your ass in a heartbeat and that blood is thicker than water. Your excuses for being the jealous bitch that you are, are pretty fucking dumb. Of course, his ex-fiance IS much prettier, smarter, skinnier… (the list really does go on) and we DID love her way more than you, so fine… Be a little jealous, HATER! You’re the craziest fucking child that I’ve ever met in my entire life. (And that’s saying a lot cuz I’m pretty fucking nuts myself.) Anycunt, I WON so neener, neener, neener you stupid, fake, BAM-you-ass-got-burned, bitch!
No-love,
Your soon to be ex-sister-in-law that can and will beat the living crap out of your stupid, fat, stretched-marked ass!
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Dear older brother,
You are my hero. Thank you for doing what not many people do for me.
Love,
Your baby sissy.
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Dear mom,
Stop tripping on the bitch. You don’t need to change yourself for a ho. If she don’t quit it, I’m gonna fuck her up.
Love,
Your (favorite?) daughter.
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Dear Love,
Please stop begging me to come out and see you. I’m scared of flying and Chicago is very far away. I’m trying super hard to let you go so that I can move on. Your tempting me to be irresponsible and it’s just not fair. You left us. Not the other way around. You’re begging is breaking my heart though and I don’t know how much longer I can say no to you. I just don’t know what to do right now.
Love you all the way to Heaven and back an infinite amount of times,
Cupcake
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Dear Lyssa,
Please stop pulling your beautiful hair out during your temper tantrums. It makes me sad and breaks my heart even more than your daddy does.
Love you the most,
Mommy
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Dear Wheels,
STOP FUCKING TALKING!! I NEED PEACE AND QUIET FOR ONCE!
Best wishes,
Your boyfriends older sister.
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Dear Baby sister,
Please stop breaking your promises to me. I really love you but you are stealing all of my hope and happiness with your plan breaking ways.
Love always,
You big sister/other mother.
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Dear little sister,
get off the drugs and come see your kids. They miss you. Hell, our whole family misses you. Also, ditch the asshole husband that feeds you the drugs and doesn’t want you to have your kids.
I used to love you.
Me
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Dear Wicked,
Thank you. I love you.
Love,
~*~Dizzy Girl~*~
January 22nd, 2010 at 19:30
omfg. i love Gerard Butler.. id Do him any day.. DAYMMM.. hes sexy on Ugly Truth. you should so see it…