Same Shit, Different Day, Etc.
Jan 27, 2010 Current Events, DUH, Etc., Out of Wicked's Mouth, P.O.E. Biz, Parenting, Ranteriffic, bitch
I am bored of blogging.
Maybe because the same shit happens every day. Maybe because I feel like I repeat myself all the time lately due to sameshitdifferentdayitis.
Maybe I should quit. Whatever. Suggest some shit. KThx.
I mean, it isn’t like my same shit different day is bad shit … it is just the same. So when you are a daily blogger … and the same shit happens, it is like watching the same episode of Friends that always seems to play at 10pm on TBS. Yeah, that shit is funny … but pretty soon … you can regurgitate all of the banter between Phoebe and Joey or Ross and Rachel. You know when Monica is gonna freak out over a misplaced item in her OCD filled life. Funny? Duh … but same nonetheless.
I was thinking about things that I hate a great deal the other day … which then led me to things that I also like a great deal as well.
For instance:
I hate deadbeats. Not just “parents” … but deadbeats in general. To me a deadbeat is anyone who 1) doesn’t own their responsibilities 2) trys to abusively control another human being OR 3) has nothing in life but a negative ass mouth piece and tries to bring others down with their sorry deadbeat asses.
On the same token:
I like them. I like having them around to fucking clown on or bitch about when I want to feel better about my sameshitdifferentdayitis. If it weren’t for them, we would have no one to talk about. And to be honest, I like talking about folks who deserve it.
I also really really hate liars. Like for no reason bold faced fucking liars. They could almost be put into a deadbeat category … but not always. I happen to know for a fact that there are some bold faced fucking liars who are upstanding citizens in all other ways BUT their lies. The only time lies are acceptable are when you are telling kids that Santa/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy etc exists or when bill collectors keep blowing your shit up and you dont have any money to pay them so you act like “Alicia” and “just got this number yesterday so you have no idea who so’n’so is and stop calling.” “Alicia” may or may not be my fake name for bill collectors. Just saying.
Anyway, Liars suck. The end.
Speaking of sucking, I really like sucking. Literally. Not like sucking at life sucking … but suuuuuuuucking. On lollypops or dripping ice cream or penis or … yeah that.
I also like lint brushes. Nothing says bad sameshitdifferentday than lint all over the place.
I hate when I get out into “natural light” and my outfit looks like my cat dry humped it all over the place. Orange hairs all over the place. That fucker waits until I get my shit set out to come and purr all on it like it is his special bed. Helllllooooo spray bottle … meet Jacksons in my business ass.
I like D fat. He is a fatty and I love every fat inch of him. He is not allowed to get skinny again.
I hate that Charli doesnt sleep through the night yet. It is all my fault too.
I hate processes.
I hate how it takes someone super quick to take your money but fucking forever to give it back.
I like getting paid every week.
I also like my co-workers. Especially the non baby ones. (heh.)
I like my job. When someone closes a deal and rings that bell … that shit rules. Why? Because we all rally and make that person feel awesome for their accomplishment. FIST BUMP!
So yeah. That is where I am at. I am also at LMFAO at this pic:
Does anyone else feel the sameshitdifferentdayitis? Tell me about it.
Also, would you rather be … born with an elephant trunk or born with a giraffe neck?
Tags: friends, lint brush, monica, ocd, phoebe and joey, ross and rachel, same shit different day, would you rather
January 27th, 2010 at 00:39
Its so easy to fall into that trap with writing…it isn’t even writers block, its writers ennui…simple boredom and a desire for a new spark. But I feel it only comes because you have a creative fire to burn and that you’ll find it again.
Arms around you.
M
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:43
Arms around you back.
January 27th, 2010 at 01:00
Are you kidding me, I’m a stay at home parent. Ev-er-y day YES EV-ER-Y is the freaking same.But you have to keep it pushin’.
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:45
we sho’ do gotta keep it pushin. xoxox
January 27th, 2010 at 01:01
I fist bumped the screen, just sayin’.
OH MI GAW SCHOOL/WORK/VISITORS are killing me. KILLING ME. I’m burned the fuck out.
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:46
Yeah you did!!!!! I <3 you for that.
January 27th, 2010 at 01:13
NORMALLY,same shit different day would suck,but lately for me that would be great. its been different fucked up shit evey day an drama unfuckinneeded! i feel as though boredom is safe lately, i have plenty of shit for u to blog about. if u want to take my crap u can have it, my lif can kick rocks off a big ass cliff right now.
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:48
I <3 you. Its gonna get better.
January 27th, 2010 at 03:11
I have sameshitdifferentdayitis with this motherfucking job hunt. I mean, really! I’m fabulous; what the fuck?
Anyway, other than that, I see where we have the same stuff going on everyday; but I like to try and find the bits and bobbles that are a little different than the day before.
*Little Man evidently has some verbal skill to rival a three year old girl (depending on the girl, she’d totally win, though. He gets stuck trying to find the right word mid-sentence like someone who’s almost proficient at a second language). BUT last night he was able to rattle off to his grandmother (who had just joked about taking a turn at giving him a bath and washing his hair) the ENTIRE process — step-by-step — involved in getting his diva head washed. He was not going to quit until he got to the end where you dry his head with the “daddy towel” (bath towel… the washcloth over his eyes is the “baby towel.”)
Or, I could easily fall into sameshitdifferentday with my food choices but I’m working REALLY hard at shaking that up and finding joy in variety. There’s a part of me that clings to sameshitdifferentday for comfort and stability but my food doesn’t need to adhere to that. Otherwise, I’d snap and gain even more weight. Not pretty at all!
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:50
You SO are fabulous.
What are you doing as far as diet right now?
January 27th, 2010 at 05:34
Giraffe neck, totally!!
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:51
Why?
January 27th, 2010 at 05:34
I was born with an elephant trunk… if you know what I mean.
(don’t listen to him. He’s a liar – editor)
Get out of your rut. Take a few days off from writing. Like force yourself. Be prepared to write down all the ideas you get in this absence.
The blues have to rain down a little for everyone. It’ll pass, WonderWoman. Especially in your case.
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:53
LMFAO.
January 27th, 2010 at 05:52
I can relate to this.
I think Gunny can too.
The sameshitdifferentdayitis.
blah.
Miss you.
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:55
I miss you.
January 27th, 2010 at 07:30
Getting bored happens. I’m bored.
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:56
blaaaaaahhhhh@bored
January 27th, 2010 at 09:10
absolutely. it’s why i had to step away. and even though i’m “back,” i had to let the everysingleday thing go. the whole “only blogging when i want to” thing is pretty amazing. makes me in charge, not the calendar.
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:58
I like this mindset.
January 27th, 2010 at 12:50
I hope to never get there, but I’m sure I someday will. hopefully I have the wisdom to just chill out and take it easy when I need to, too.
LivingWicked Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 23:59
I am sure you will.
xo
January 27th, 2010 at 14:46
I understand the boredom thing too.. I think i need a different direction with my blog. I’ve been trying to switch it up a bit…
LivingWicked Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 00:01
What direction are you thinking?!
January 28th, 2010 at 22:14
I know I have said this before… buuuuut… I like it when you talk about sex… and I still say you should have a type of advice thing… like someone gets to write in with a question and you answer it on your blog… cause lets face it… you know a lot of great shit about sex! *nod*
Also… I love to hear you talk (and type) and would cry if you left the bloggyairways. Cry HUGE, this can’t be happening, why god why, tears. Sursly.
xoxo
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