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I am Tired (or) Not too Tired to P-I-M-P.

Jan 20, 2010 I Forgot to Tag

First of all … I wanted to wish D and Carol and Mr. Jacob Good the Happiest of Birthdays.



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And last but not least …

However you like to say it … I wanted to make sure to cover all basis.

And, please go and check out what awesome thing that Lilu is doing for a friend in need. She LovesHarder than anyone I know on the freaking internet other than myself and Numbah1. There is a place to donate some cashola if you are in a place to do so … but if not, well wishes and prayers are always awesome.

Or, you can just click the prettylilbutton:

Love Harder

Speaking of my Numbah1, she has a new column that she writes for. Go show her some love, K!?

I hope you are having a good week so far. I am trying to, but I am off to a rough start.

Got any Jokes? Tell me your best “Yo Mama” joke.

Would you rather: Grow hair everywhere or not grow hair anywhere?

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10 Responses to “I am Tired (or) Not too Tired to P-I-M-P.”

  1. dani Says:

    January 21st, 2010 at 00:36

    i prefer the your mom. insert question followed by my answer your mom. works on almost every conversation piece. “i’m tired” “thats what your mom said last night after i got done with her” “my feet smell” “your mom’s feet smell” “i like bananas” “your mom likes bananas” even simple phrases like “its sunny outside” “your mom” errr..you get the idea <3


  2. Dre Says:

    January 21st, 2010 at 04:22

    -Sean Connery accent- What’s the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? Well, one’s a sick duck, and I can’t remember the rest but your mother’s a whore!

    Ohhh SNL.


  3. David Says:

    January 21st, 2010 at 05:15

    Yo Mama is so ugly that your dad takes her to work every morning so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.


  4. Cassie Says:

    January 21st, 2010 at 05:33

    Got any Jokes? Tell me your best “Yo Mama” joke.

    my best Yo Mama joke……YO MAMA!!!

    Would you rather: Grow hair everywhere or not grow hair anywhere?

    not grow hair anywhere.


  5. Squish Says:

    January 21st, 2010 at 05:39

    I just wanted to say that I think Dre wins.

    I myself am like Dani – and tend to answer almost anything with “your mom.” My friend (De) and I will go back and forth with YourMomisms. If I remember correctly, at one point one of our Moms was a “fruity Toucan” and the other was a “lactating Velociraptor.” And there might have been tater-tots involved…

    I would rather not have hair anywhere. Honestly. I have a surplus of hair EVERYWHERE thanks to genetics, and that shite is annoying as all hell. I’d hellacute bald – and can, have and would rock a wig like nobodies business. *snap-snap*


  6. LiLu Says:

    January 21st, 2010 at 07:28

    Thank you, my love. Thank you so much.

    LOVE HARDER!!!


  7. Amy Says:

    January 21st, 2010 at 12:24

    I love yo mama jokes. My sister and I yo mama all the time to each other lol.

    Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck…an oldie but goodie.

    As far as the hair….I hate it! I would rather have no hair anywhere except my head!!


  8. SillyJaime Says:

    January 21st, 2010 at 12:51

    a) Yo mama so fat she use a mattress for a kotex.

    2) Not grow hair anywhere.


  9. crazyassmomma Says:

    January 21st, 2010 at 19:36

    yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

    lmao

    got something over at my blog for you. :)


  10. BigMamaCass Says:

    January 24th, 2010 at 20:10

    :)