TMIThursday: Quotables
Dec 10, 2009 DUH, Sex, TMI Thursday's, The Tarably Wicked Show
Hello and welcome to TMIThursday’s. Big shout out to Lilu for hosting it as always. Visit her blog to see some other blogs that are a trainwreck of too much information.
It has been awhile … hasn’t it? Since my last TMIT … many random statements of TMIT have happened.
Random Friend: “You know I am a phone sex operator, right?”
Me: “Um. I am not surprised.”
Random Friend: “It is surprisingly easy to pretend that some random guy is taking a shit on my stomach or vice versa.”
Me: (Dying laughing) “I dont know if I could play that off without laughing.”
Tarable: “You don’t even shit in front of D how could you do it in any other situation.”
Me: “You have got a good point.”
Random Friend: “… and I am a really good actress.”
Same Random Friend: “It isn’t my fault that men flock to my sloppy wet vagina.”
Me and Tarable: “Errrr….”
Me: (after a coworker did a butt rub on my shoulder): “You know it has been 27 days since my last male encounter, right?”
Coworker: “OH! So what you are saying is …”
Me: “Get out of my cubicle.”
Coworker: (Sitting at his desk) “I think you need some penis all up in your face. Like this.” (rubbing a pen all over his face)
Me: “Is that the penis or the …?”
Coworker: “Heh.”
Me: “Me too.”
Me: “So you know that I am gonna know what your cum tastes like, right?”
Him: “Uhhhh.”
New Guy (to Tarable) “Oh. Is he looking at your boobs on purpose?”
Me: (to my Vibrator): “Why are you such a weak motherfucking machine?”
Tarable: (to me) “It is not a man. It is a machine.”
Me: “I just want to find a random schmuck and put his cock in my mouth.”
Me: “Could I get a cock in my vagina stat? It is an emergency.”
And last but most definitely not least …
Random Text from “77″: “I have been known to literally climb in there and pummel the G spot like a punching bag. Yep I went there. Yep I’m that good.”
Have you heard a TMIT Quotable lately?
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
What is one goal you would like to set and achieve next year?
Do you have any phobias?
December 10th, 2009 at 02:47
M.O.T.H.E.R.F.U.C.K.I.N.G.H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S
Thanks,
LivingWicked Reply:
December 11th, 2009 at 00:52
December 10th, 2009 at 05:29
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December 10th, 2009 at 06:33
these are great!! Best one I’ve heard lately, My friend walked in when I was trying to put on a pair of tights on halloween and I was spread eagle. My friend: OMG I just saw your beating heart!
LivingWicked Reply:
December 11th, 2009 at 00:53
I just died laughing.
December 10th, 2009 at 07:00
Poor Wicked….having to do without….
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? would it surprise you iffin I said yes?
What is one goal you would like to set and achieve next year? to get to California
Do you have any phobias? heights and close spaces
LivingWicked Reply:
December 11th, 2009 at 00:53
Shutit.
No.
Me too.
Me too.
Cassie Reply:
December 11th, 2009 at 05:40
you should totally get to CA when I get to CA, wouldn’t that be just awesome?? lol
December 10th, 2009 at 08:48
so sorry about your not getting any problems. It is temporary.
I’ve gone skinny dipping on several different occasions, it’s really fun at night.
My goal for next year is to get my house rented so I can move the fuck out of Nevada and come home for good to Washington. It’s going to happen, it has to or I am going to do something terrible.
phobias, yes heights too, but more specifically the kind where you are pressed up against something like a building and there is nothing behind you but space. Terrified of that, can’t go rock climbing or anything like that. I have more, but we’ll just leave it at that for today.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 11th, 2009 at 00:54
blah I know it is.
I agree @ skinny dipping.
I cannot wait.
December 10th, 2009 at 09:13
ROFLMFAO!!!! You have just made my day. Made it.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? uh huh
What is one goal you would like to set and achieve next year? move to colorado
Do you have any phobias? lmfao!!! you should ask.. “can you go thru your day WITHOUT freaking out because of a phobia, because you are a complete whack job lunatic?” and then I would hang my hand and say sadly “no.” *sigh*
LivingWicked Reply:
December 11th, 2009 at 00:54
Gooooooood.
December 10th, 2009 at 09:21
i am the queen of the skinny dippers…love it and do it whenever possible.
i am sad for your girl parts. all of ‘em.
my goal is two fold…drop 30 and quit smoking…to add 30 years to my life. or something like it.
phobia…none, really. not a fan of spiders or snakes, but they don’t paralyze me. i guess i should be really, really skerrrrred for any large man-member that gets within your perimeter…you would wear it out…than yourself if you did it without d’s permission!
LivingWicked Reply:
December 11th, 2009 at 00:55
I wanna skinny dip with you.
December 10th, 2009 at 10:20
Okay…I don’t have a ‘quotable’ persay…but I’ve got a funny I will share.
Dan, my mom, and my nurses are the only ones privy to this information.
Imagine me. Pushing. Baby crowning. What does a bitch do, to lighten it up and redirect herself?
She fucking BUSTS OUT SINGING.
What? You may ask?
Johnny Cash. Ring of fire.
“And it burns burns burns…..the ring of fire….”
Half the room choked and tried to cover their giggles.
Okay, and your ????’s…..never gone skinny dipping. I wouldn’t call them ‘phobias’. I would call them ‘hates’. Like um, SPIDERS. In a ‘diemotherfuckers’ kinda way. I also cannot sleep with the closet door open. I’ve tried. It irritates me till I close it. There’s a monster in there!! And, my goals, I haven’t really thought about. I’m going to FOR SURE get a new yoga ball so I can go back to doing crunches and get some of this babycrap off of me. I’m going to focus more on me PERIOD.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 11th, 2009 at 00:56
That. Is. HILAR.
December 10th, 2009 at 11:37
I’ve totally been skinny dipping…
In the town’s reservoir.
The police were none too pleased when they caught us.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 11th, 2009 at 00:57
I bet they werent.