Honest Tuesday’s: Hi Hater!
Dec 22, 2009 Completely Hypothetical and Generally Specific, Honest Tuesday's, Masturbate-able, Out of Wicked's Mouth, P.O.E. Biz, Random, Ranteriffic
Welcome to Honest Tuesday’s! A place to come and be honest about everything you aren’t being honest about … even if I am the only one who knows it.
For today, I will admit that I am a big fat fucking hater.
If you are in love, I hate you.
If you are having regular sex and you like it, I hate you more.
I am pretty sure if I see you on the street all glow-ey like, holding hands with your oneandonlysomeone … I hate you.
I hate you if you are named Ken Adams.
If you don’t go home and drink wine alone …. instead you go home and have someone there to talk to OTHER THAN A CHILD, I hate your face.
If you masturbate because you WANT to and not because you HAVE to … biiiiiiiiiitch I hate you the mostest.
I hate you if you have a unlimited amount of money and you just sit on it all frugal like, and you dont give it to me to buy plane tickets for my friends who I miss the most to fly here and fucking kick it.
I hate you if you have a penis and aren’t sharing it with me.
If you have someone to kiss on NYE, I hate you too.
I hate you if you are all Christmas spirit-y.
I hate you if you are one of the 3 people that I hate at work.
I hate you if you are a generally negative person.
I also hate you if you are a feelings hurter.
If you cannot keep my name out of your mouth, I fucking HATE you.
I hate you if you are stupid.
I hate you if you shoot cops.
And if you are a cop killer affiliate. (i.e.. getaway driver, shelter provider, etc)
I hate you if you are my vagina because you are throbbing like no ones business and it is DISTRACTING.
Lastly, I hate you if you are all “aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwiamsosorryblahblahblahwhateveryouneediwillbetherforyou” and don’t come through.
K?
What haven’t you been honest about this week?
Tags: friends, HI HATER, ken adams, masturbation, Sex
December 22nd, 2009 at 01:08
well you have no reason to hate me because im not any of the things you hate
and im definitely not getting kissed on nye 
first one in three years..weirdddd..so love me haha im a lonely mother effer too (well im not REALLY that lonely,but i still dont got a man) lets see what have i been dishonest about………………..*puts on thinking cap* nothing still. damn. maybe next week 
guess im just a saint 
<3 happy holidays love.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:35
Well YAY you then!
December 22nd, 2009 at 03:47
i hate people who steal — and run off with money they rightfully owe you.
i hate that i am gonna have to play the small claims court game.
i hate being threatened by fucking junkies.
i hate being up at 3 am bcuz my kid is vomiting, especially since my other kid was doing this last week.
i hate adults who act like children throwing tantrums.
i hate that people think they can get away with doing so an expect people to walk back into their life.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:40
Ditto on allllllllllllllllll of this.
December 22nd, 2009 at 04:29
Color me confused… aren’t you those first three things??
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:40
I am temporarily not any of those 3 things.
December 22nd, 2009 at 04:36
Im sorry you hate me. But Ill be hating you soon because you have more sex than I do. Does that help?
Merry Christmas sweetie!
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:41
Yes. It all works out.
December 22nd, 2009 at 05:40
well, cool, cause I hate you right back…just because I can!!! so THERE!!!!
whiney ass!
lol
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:41
HA! FINE!
December 22nd, 2009 at 05:47
Okay.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:42
Um. You do know this is temporary and not at all real, right?
Anne Reply:
December 24th, 2009 at 05:11
Yeah, I know. Sorry it took me this long to come back but this is the closest I’ve felt to good — getting over the flu that came out of nowhere.
Sugarbritches, let me break it down for you. I’ve adored the ever loving pissnshit out of you for three years now. For three years I’ve adored and respected you to the point of wishing like HELL that I could be there for you in a Mommy kind of way whenever you’re hurting. I absolutely understand your hate at this time. I’m not going to argue agaisnt it.
And now my ride is here for an impromptu and totally unwanted holiday gathering. I’ll paddle you more later.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 24th, 2009 at 23:57
I have adored you for the same amount of time and I am so glad I didn’t make you sad or mad or anything because I am in this place right now.
I wish so much that we could be “real life” friends. You know, the wine drinking, board game playing, chick flick attending friends.
I will settle for what I can get though. Maybe one day we can have both. Ya know?
December 22nd, 2009 at 06:20
Can’t hate me, because I am none of those things and I do drink wine alone with no one to talk to but a child.
We are in similar canoes without paddles
LivingWicked Reply:
December 24th, 2009 at 23:58
I wanna be in the same canoe.
December 22nd, 2009 at 06:24
I’m so tired that none of my responses so far have made sense. It’s all type type type wtf delete. D will be home soon and then it will be ok.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:42
I know.
I love you most when you dont make sense.
December 22nd, 2009 at 06:46
heh. I wish I had an unlimited amount of money. I would so be there. And okay if you insist I’d bring everyone else too. I don’t have a penis but I could pick one up on the way.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:42
HAHAHA I LOVE YOU.
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:09
Sunday night, my grandma asked Dan and I how we met. I was putting Matty in the car seat so we could get out the door, and that was the LAST question I wanted to explain. So I told her “Fast, quick and in a hurry, grandma.” hugged her, kissed her, and ran out the door.
I was not about to tell her that I met Dan in a yahoo chat room. Or anyone else for that matter. And he didn’t really know how or WANT to answer that question either.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:43
Wow. Good answer.
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:04
LivingWicked Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 13:43
Why?
BigMamaCass Reply:
December 23rd, 2009 at 08:30
Cause I just feel bad you are feeling this way. I wish there was something I could do
December 23rd, 2009 at 07:57
What I haven’t been honest about to anyone this week is how much I’m hurting. And, I don’t feel like talking about it…I feel like a downer and know the shit will pass. I’m missing daddy…I’m missing being loved by a man, period. And, quite frankly, I hate myself for that..
December 25th, 2009 at 16:09
I hate landlord’s with no motherfucking heart…I hate their helpers who think they have a right to just take my stuff because I am in a bad space…I hate all the people that I bent over backwards for over the years that turned off their phones in my time of need…I hate that everyone was carrying in Christmas presents into their loved ones while I was trying to save my belongings from being pilfered or ruined by weather…I hate that I do not have a fucking dollar to my name…I hate that you are without D…I hate that some of my family will not even give me the time of day…I hate moving…I hate unpacking…
Nuff said?!