Honest Tuesday’s: Diddling.Is.Boring.
Dec 7, 2009 Honest Tuesday's, Masturbate-able, Ranteriffic, Sex, Suck It!, The Tarably Wicked Show, bitch
Fucking welcome to Honest Tuesdays. It seems mostly that I am not in the fucking mood for intro’s lately, doesn’t it?
Well maybe it is because I AM NOT HAVING THE SEX.
And I am surrounded by people who are REGULARLY HAVING THE SEX and they WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
Blah. Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I have gone through a Costco sized package of AA batteries in 24 days.
PeeEss I am over it. Idon’twantit. It = a vibrator.
I want the real deal. The real deal = HOT CAHCK. CAHHHHHHHHHHHHHCK.
I am {this} close to asking for a freebie. I am not even kidding. Like, someone that I don’t even know. Just a random schmuck that I use and abuse and send on their way. Is there a Schmuck store somewhere?
I think sooooooooo!
I am a weak individual aren’t I? Maybe it would be easier if I had a no sex support system.
Hint Hint.
No? Fuck you bitches then. You bitches know who you are. K? And not in the way you are already being fucked either. I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW. I may be a hater but at least I am really while doing it.
I am starting to get angry. Angry and mad and livid and did I mention angry? Because a bitch is motherfucking angry over her G spot not being pummeled. ANGRY.
K? K.
Blah. Fuck all of you fuckers who are fucking and I am not. Fuck.
PS. Tarable can suck it for gloating in my face right now about all of the good sex she is having.. I HATE YOU JODY!
How is that for honest? Bitches.
What haven’t you been honest about lately? Spill it.
Will you be a part of my no sex support system?
Tags: fuck you tara, i hate tara, masturbation, Sex, suck it tara
December 7th, 2009 at 23:52
I am completely there for a no-sex support system.. I completely feel your pain…
LivingWicked Reply:
December 7th, 2009 at 23:53
(love)
December 7th, 2009 at 23:57
I’m with ya girl, kinda by choice….new crush turned out to be same ole douche as the rest of em so I am going on strike…The next mofo that gets close to this platinum pushuaw is gonna woooork!!! Lol…or maybe get a freebie one night whilst I am trashed and letting my body make decisions….Hang in there…makes it that much more worth it when you and D are tearing up sheets!!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 18:52
I am trying. It is just super hard man. I WANNA HAVE SOME SEX
December 8th, 2009 at 00:57
Um…..I think you know damn well how I feel about this subject. I have been climbing the walls for weeks and weeks on end. NO SEX SUX!!! Sleeping just inches away from a man who won’t give it up – INTOLERABLE AND UNACCEPTABLE. No amount of battery usage will cut it any longer. No cloned willy will hit the mark. I’m fed up. GAH!!!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 18:53
STUPID STUPID STUPID.
BLAH!
December 8th, 2009 at 04:22
I just love you. That is all.
*backs away slowly from the blog*
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 18:54
You back away because YOU are HAVING THE SEX.
Squish Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 19:34
well…not recently thanks to misfitmothernature. but soon(erthanyou).
December 8th, 2009 at 05:32
oh gosh i dont think ive lied lately haha im an honest soul
dude,ill totally be part of your no sex support system..sista aint getting laid either..buuutttttt..by choice. haha sorry girl,but ill definitely join you in the no sexbrigade! my goal is no sex till 2010..so far so good haha unless i meet someone a. boneable b. boyfriendable. or c. im really drunkable and my drunk glasses make me want to bone them. whichever is more likely to happen before 2010. but until then,im with you!!
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 18:54
Psh. HAH!
I love your “ables”
December 8th, 2009 at 05:42
I’ve been in your no sex support group for a while. And uh… now ya know how I feel when I read about your awesome sex. Not complaining… just saying.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 18:55
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch. It is biting me clean in the ass, isn’t it?
December 8th, 2009 at 09:43
Poor Tarable, just b/c she’s getting some….I swear!!
I’ll be your no sex support system….cause at least you will have sex again, I’m not too sure I even want to!!! LOL
December 8th, 2009 at 10:30
I am in your no sex support group, cuz this bitch aint gettin any. I dont want the plastic. I want the hot flesh all up in mah vajayjay
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 18:55
ME TOO!
December 8th, 2009 at 10:30
i am very much a part of your no-sex support…or ask d for permission to play support. or whatever it is that YOU need, m’dear.
i tend to stay stupidly honest…but have held back on a few things here lately. like i dont’ think some people can either (a) accept the whole truth or (b) maybe don’t really need to hear it from me. maybe i’ve anti-controntational this time of year, in general.
okay…mom sent me a friend request for facebook. honestly, i don’t want her on the page. but, i also honestly don’t feel the need to hide anything. neither is “more”…they just are. theres a topic…weighing out the “more”.
i love you. always.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 18:59
Then don’t accept. It is your space.She has already invaded your real life space with negativity. Why allow it to seep in here too?
December 8th, 2009 at 11:23
I’m not getting any either. Plenty of offers, but every girl who says they want it and is within a 100 mile radius turns out to be fucking insane. Maybe I’m just still hard to approach. But I am really sick of the crazy ones.
So I will support you in way you need me to, Court. I’m sorry you have to wait.
I try to be ridiculously honest with myself, but I hardly ever throw the truth at other people. People don’t always need to know what I know about themselves.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 19:00
Um. Girls are crazy. Fact.
David Reply:
December 9th, 2009 at 05:32
Some are crazier than others. And if that isn’t even the case, I have a whole soul full of Zen and I’d rather go celibate than let a bunch of bat shit crazy into my life.
December 8th, 2009 at 14:10
*frown*
Want me to come over? *grin*
What haven’t you been honest about lately? Spill it. I am scared shitless about trying to get pregnant again this month. *gulp*
Will you be a part of my no sex support system? ummm…. Will it REALLY make you feel better if I am not getting any? Cause if so, then yes. I will do it for you. But only if you’re sure it will really help.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 19:00
Heh.
No. You get you some.
BigMamaCass Reply:
December 9th, 2009 at 12:31
You’re sure now? Cause I will do it if you want. I am not wearing a coat right now in the freezing ass cold because my friend girl got thrown out on her ass back home and the boy kept all her stuff so she has no coat until Sunday when the cops go get her stuff. So I am being the cold supportive friend. (Hopefully not the cold supportive friend with pneumonia… which regardless Chuck thinks I am totally moronic for doing, so cross your fingers that I don’t catch something) But if you want, I will totally abstain.
December 8th, 2009 at 15:08
Umm.. don’t you know that I already started a no sex support system? Months ago… But I will be happy to be your sponsor. Meetings are held daily…
On a brighter side, just think how great it will be in… how many days? Shit, that probably didn’t help did it? Well, like I said meetings are held daily.
Love you!!
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 19:01
Um. No. Where do I go?
Um why must we bring up the negative shit!?!??!?! BLAH HELLA DAYS.
Shorty Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 20:54
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 23:22
I was kidding.
December 8th, 2009 at 17:56
Come over. Surround yourself with me. Cause, well, I’m NOT HAVING SEX. Although…it’s forcing Dan to think with a little more adventure I think. I’m pretty sure that we are going shopping in January. If he doesn’t come, I’m going alone. Or we can shop online together. Fuck you can cut the sexual tension with a knife here. Part of me is a little worried that he won’t survive. And that I’m going to get hurt. Which sucks that I even have to think that, but I do. But anyway, I’m part of your NO SEX SUPPORT SYSTEM now….11 days and my friggen pelvic floor muscles still hurt *cry*
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 19:01
I NEED TO SMELL YOUR BABY.
December 8th, 2009 at 18:38
Hello. My name is Susie and I have been clean and sober from sex for 3 months, 8 days, and 1 hour. Yes that is an exact fact.
I would love to be able to help you and tell you that it gets better, but it definitely does not. I will be a part of your no sex support system but I can not tell you what I haven’t been being honest about lately. Otherwise, it wouldn’t be a secret and I would be being honest about it. If that makes any sense. Good luck.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 19:02
I love you. Thanks for being in my support system.
December 8th, 2009 at 18:48
…..knows who she is…..
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 19:02
Mmmmmmhm. You shonuff DO!
December 8th, 2009 at 19:48
Hitachi.Magic.Wand.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 8th, 2009 at 23:23
Word.
December 9th, 2009 at 17:05
I guess I should have read this entry before putting my comments into your Wednesday entry. Anyway, I empathize more than you can know. For medical reasons I’s rather not share in this venue, I am not supposed to have an orgasm for several months….several months. Several. Needless to say, it doesn’t help my stress levels.
Have you ever heard the saying- “I always complained about having no shoes until I met the man who had no feet”
Remember, it could be worse, dear. It could always be worse…
December 12th, 2009 at 23:15
I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.