Mean People Suck.
Nov 9, 2009 Completely Hypothetical and Generally Specific, Out of Wicked's Mouth, P.O.E. Biz, Ranteriffic, Suck It!, bitch
I think that it is karma. Karma against me because I used to be one of these mean people.
How is it that I get all of the mean cunts on the phone?
Me: “Hi! This is Wicked from Where I Work!”
Cunt#1: “Why are you yelling?”
Me: “I am sorry, I am not yelling. It must be my headset.”
C#1: “Whatever you are selling I am not buying.”
Me: “How do you know I am selling anything.”
C#1: “I can tell by your enthusiasm.”
Me: “So someone enthusiastic is a sales person?”
C#1: “I said I am not buying.”
Click. Er. ?
Me: “Hi! This is Wicked from Where I Work! How are you today?”
Cunt #2: “I am busy.”
Me: “Well can I schedule a time to speak to you at a time when you are not busy?”
Cunt #2: “No. I would like to know why you are calling me because you assholes keep bugging me.”
Me: “Oh we are bugging you?”
Cunt #2: “Yes. I am sick of the calls.”
Me: “Well, Cunt #2, I was offering you a free whateveritisthatIsell but since we are such a bother, I will offer it to someone else.”
Cunt #2: “A free whateveritisthatyousell?”
Me: “Too late. Have a nice day.”
Click. Mmhm.
Me: “Hi! This is Wicked from Where I Work! How are you doing!?”
Cunt #3: “Mmmmhm. I am aight.”
Me: “Just aight? Anything I can do?”
Cunt #3: “You can get to the point.”
Me: “Sounds good. Listen I needed to talk with you about some really awesome changes that have happened with Where I Work. These changes will directly affect you in the following ways:”
Cunt #3: “Didn’t I say to get the point already?! What the fuck do you want?”
Me: “I wanted to give you a free whateveritisthatIsell, Cunt #3 … but apparently you are not interested in that free whateveritisthatIsell. Have a wonderful rest of your day.”
Click.
And finally:
Me: “Hi! This is Wicked from Where I Work!”
Cunt #4: “Oh HELL no.”
Click.
Let me fucking tell you AGAIN THAT I AM NOT THE ONE.
NOT
THE
ONE
NOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Who do people think they are? Do people REALLY talk to others that way? I mean, I am a cunt if I am provoked. But if someone calls me all perky styles … in a NON TELEMARKETING FASHION … I do not have it in me to be a cunt!
How about if you knew how pretty and awesome and gangster I was, you would be A LOT NICER TO ME.
I am just saying.
What song do you hate the most?
What color are your bed sheets?
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Why?
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
November 9th, 2009 at 23:33
haha i love your stories. im sorry people are such a pain in the ass.
1. ice cream paint job
2. plaid
3. bird coz i could fly wherever i want
4. mayo,bread,butter
<3 <3
LivingWicked Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 23:34
1. That song has grown on me. DAMNIT.
2. I <3 plaid.
3. Interesting.
4. Ick I HATE MAYO.
November 9th, 2009 at 23:37
haha ive used it like twice since i bought it (the mayo) those are the things i hardly EVER eat. next to ice cream paint job (which i equally hate) party in the usa. it doesnt even sound like miley cyrus thats how digitalized (if thats even a word) her voice is. if i had to choose between the two..ice cream paint job. but still. cant stand them both lol. what would you rather be,a bird or a fish? i figure a bird is like free airlines. itd be nice if i could be a human sometimes too though. like when i didnt want to go out of the country for free.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:07
I didnt even know that was Myley!
November 9th, 2009 at 23:58
are you cold calling people, or is it like a list of current customers you are trying to offer an upgrade too? Just wondering, either way it is really rude for people to talk like that. That’s gotta put such a damper on your day. It just brings so much negativity. You gotta just let it roll off your shoulders, they are not talking to you specifically they are talking to the company you represent.
1.bleeding love, by leona something, just irritates me
2cream with green vines at the top
3 bird, fish are trapped in water, and I’d rather be the hunter than the prey.
4 cheese, jam, juice
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:08
No cold calling. They are all owners. Also, I let it roll … just that yesterday I talked to THOSE 4 people. The rest were voicemails. So I needed to vent. Heh.
November 10th, 2009 at 00:01
1 – Paparazzi, because anyone that hangs out with Perez Hilton has no business singing about how inconvenient the Paparazzi are.
2. Right now? They’re bright blue. My choices are bright blue or deep purple…
3. Probably a bird, b/c I’m afraid of deeeeeeeeep water.
4. Coffee, Ken’s lite honey mustard dressing, and bbq sauce… that’s a tough question for me…
Sorry mean people are getting you down..
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:10
1. RIGHT!?
2. I would like some deep purple sheets.
3. Interesting.
4. Why?
November 10th, 2009 at 00:13
P.S. Here’s some happy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7zB6raFCc4
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:11
You are so sweet. <3
November 10th, 2009 at 02:31
and again I find myself needing to ask what does it cost to be a little polite… I still remember the day a telemarketer called me trying to sell me a wine subscription (which had I had the money I would totally have bought by the way – wine is my friend haha) … the usual thing… he asked to speak to me (which was weird cos not my phone account) .. and he asked how I was.. to which I replied good thank you, how are you? … there was silence on the other end that lasted a good 10-15 seconds before he replied that he was good and thanked me for asking because not many people do… common courtesy and when I turned down the offer, he simply accepted my answer of no and hung up…
Song I hate the most… It changes constantly, but at the moment it’s a song called The Boy Does Nothing… I don’t listen the radio much but it seems like every time I do this damn song is played at least twice and it gets on my nerves…
Lilac
A fish cos I’m terrified of heights and a little afraid of flying…
Milk, Yoghurt and Vegemite
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:11
What in the crap is Vegemite? It sounds like DOLAMITE!
Kylie Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:45
It’s an Aussie thing, a sandwich/toast spread that is delicious… although it seems to be an acquired taste for people outside of Australia haha some people love it others hate it .. and now that I’m talking about it at breakfast time I am wishing I had bread to make some toast.. dammit…
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 14:38
What does it consist of?
Kylie Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 00:15
It’s a yeast spread .. I heard a rumour that it was originally made from the dregs left over from the breweries after the beer was brewed but I don’t know how true that is, it’s a yeast spread full of vitamin b… black and salty and delicious…
November 10th, 2009 at 04:12
I hate I Love College by Asher Roth.. I’m so glad they stopped playing it on the radio it annoyed the shit out of me.
pale green with a blue and green striped comforter and mixed up blue and green pillow cases.
While I love swimming, totally gonna go with a bird because I want to see what it feels like to fly.
Milk, Cheese, and coffee,
I’mmmm running lateeee AHHHH!!
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:13
OMG I HATE THAT SONG.
That color combo sounds relaxing.
THEN GET OFF OF MY BLOG!
November 10th, 2009 at 05:18
I have to admit…I am that cunt….lol. I don’t even say anything, I just hang up!
What song do you hate the most? ANYTHING by Celine Dion, songbird by Kenny G (this one sucks cause I used to like it, but working wedding receptions KILLED it for me), and pretty much anything rap related
What color are your bed sheets? blue
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Why? fish, cause water is where I want to be! and I don’t like to fly
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? pictures of my kids, magnets, my shot glasses
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:15
I am that cunt when I am not a part of the organization. This is a different kind of sales. Not cold calling or telemarketing. I call people who ALREADY are owners and we talk about their plans for the future.
You like some rap I thought …? No?
Cassie Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:41
some rap..Snoop, Doc Dre’, some Ice Cube, mostly Old School stuff
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 14:38
Oh yeah that is what I thought you liked.
November 10th, 2009 at 05:20
again, I read the fridge question wrong…I’m gonna have to stop commenting before coffee
1. Condiments
2. batteries
3. fruit of some sort
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:15
bwahaha. I was like um… pics of kids?
November 10th, 2009 at 06:31
I’m sorry you are getting the rude people. As the person that answers a bajillion of those calls a day, though, I totally get why these people are so fed up. It’s not you, it’s the million other times the phone rings and those callers are not always polite. In fact, hardly ever. I try to turn them down nicely but they are friggin’ assholes to me and/or won’t take no for an answer so, sadly I’ve become one of those that as soon as I realize it’s a sales pitch I’m like nope not interested bye. click. I’m sorry, really I am.
Song I hate the most? Whichever annoying bubblegum song has stuck itself in my head for the day. Yesterday, it was a Miley Cyrus song and no kidding, just as soon as I finally replaced that shit with a song I enjoy, my daughter turns her radio on and cranks that song up, forcing its annoying ass into my brain waves again. sigh.
Bed sheets are a creamy brownish color, soon to be replaced though.
Bird. I want the ability to fly.
Cheese, coffee creamer and yogurt (no I don’t have a dairy fixation whyyouask?)
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:17
I can understand a little bit of standoffishness at first. I really can. But when I identify myself as NOT a telemarketer or random sales call … you would think that people would at least tell me POLITELY that they are not interested.
Sheesh.
Heh. I <3 dairy too.
November 10th, 2009 at 06:44
Song: Whatever Britney’s robovoiced currently.
Sheets: Had some great-looking dark blue and black plaid flannel ones, but I kept waking up with blue dye on me like a Smurf (and that was after two washings). Now I have white ones on. I don’t look good all Smurfed up in the morning.
Bird: Because they can live outside of the water.
Fridge: Coke, Colby cheese sliced extra thin, KY Warming Gel.
A friend once had a little spat with a telemarketer who kept calling every 20 minutes even though she told him she’d give if he’d call another day because she was trying to sleep and sick that day. Finally, she yelled at him and told him to mail her stuff and never call again. Two days later she got mail from them addressed to (her first name) Immabitch. True story.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:19
Why in the hell would you have warming gel in the fridge?
That story is hella funny. Lucky for me, I am not a telemarketer.
Buzzardbilly Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:45
Why just go from room temp to warm when you can run the whole gamut?
Then again, we don’t have kids, so no one’s going to be like, “Hey, what’s this?”
The addendum to that story is: It was the people who take up money for the policeman’s benevolent fund or whatever it’s called. I told her she should call the guy in charge and tell him about it. She did. She finished by saying, “…so then I got a letter from your group on your letterhead addressed to (Susie) Immabitch. What do you think that’s supposed to mean?”
She said he started yelling, “It means somebody’s a dumbass and they’re getting ready to get fired!” He asked for copies of everything and her number so they could find out who her caller was. LOL.
It didn’t sound like you were telemarketing. But, it sure does sound like people treat anyone who calls like they are, doesn’t it?
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:57
That makes total sense.
LMFAO. That entire story is ha ha funny.
November 10th, 2009 at 06:58
Song – My Maria by Brooks & Dunn. NO. NOT HAVIN IT. EVER. I HATES IT.
Sheets are currently sand colored. Irish picked them out. /sigh
I’d be a fish – I’m terrified of heights and flying.
And in my fridge there is spring mix salad, roasted peppers, and thawing chicken.
I used to sing random children’s songs to telemarketers and then hang up. Then the universe gave us caller ID and i stopped answering numbers I didn’t know.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:22
What an AWESOME Irish.
I <3 spring mix. And roasted peppers.
You are so funny. “I’m a little teapot, short and stout!”
November 10th, 2009 at 08:34
I love you. HOWever, I’m cunt number five on the phone. From telemarketers, to people selling shit, to people soliciting money, clear down to the survey takers…I just am not interested. I used to have a landline and I shut the ringer off and used it when I made local calls and that was it. If I didn’t, that SOB would ring five times a day with bullshit calls. My mom, she just lets her phone ring all day long. It irritates the crap out of me. To the extent that when I was there regularly, I put her on the DO NOT CALL lists to get it under control. At any rate, no matter what your job, since it includes phone calls, you can’t take it personally. Believe me, I’ve been the girl on the phone. I used to work for a dental insurance company. I had to call and verify tax ID numbers with Dental offices when their payments didn’t go through, so that those fuckers could get their god damned money and it’s SHOCKING how rude they were sometimes. I had PPD on top of it and was reduced to tears on so many occasions by rude cunts.
At any rate. WE KNOW YOU ARE AWESOME HERE!! <3
Any Barney song.
Dan has his nice wine colored sheets on the bed. The only other set we have that fits is my flannel set, which is cream with black and red Asian inspired type flowers that we swap out for washing. His bed is sooo nice. Mine was just a regular queen, so it took any old sheet, but his require deep pockets, so I got rid of all my sheets.
I'd prefer to be….a fish. Cause I'm a pisces, I'd fit right in. I'd want to be a clown fish. And live in the anemone.
There's a ton of crap in my fridge…but if I gotta pick three…summer sausage, pico de gallo, apple cider and little smokies,. Which I may, or may not, have eaten together. Let's just say that my snack yesterday consisted of the remaining crab salad on ritz crackers, golden delicious apple slices in carmel and apple cider. And I have NEVER eaten like this when I've been pregnant before.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:24
Well you are not an owner. So, I can understand. You have to understand the product I sell in order to understand why it bugs me so much that people are rude.
November 10th, 2009 at 09:02
First of all…..I would like “whateveritisthatIsell” lol
What song do you hate the most?
Honestly….anything by Pearl Jam or Nirvana….Sorry
What color are your bed sheets?
Right now….um, green & whit I think
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Why?
Bird of course, dosent everyone wanna fly?
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Coffee Creamer, Cheese and Milk
I miss you Courtni…you should really host a naked lady party.
You can call or txt me for details….it would be fun!!!
Donna
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:25
THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OWNER AND KNOW HOW AWESOME THE PRODUCT IS!
I miss you too lovely. We need to get together. Soon.
DonnaY Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 09:36
We DO need to get together.
You know I have “warden” issues…lol
Lets work something out!!
November 10th, 2009 at 11:26
I’ve told cold-callers that I was in the middle of labor before. I was twenty at the time and didn’t feel bad at all.
…..I won’t speak for cunts 1-4, but for me…Well, go big or go home, I guess. For me, a lot of the cold calls just happen to come at a point when I’ve tried telling so many people in my life that I DO mean “No,” or exactly why I DO need them to bend to my will and rock my way. Usually, the people in my life just don’t care and telling a stranger “No” and quickly hanging up gives me that feeling of control.
Yeah, I can see how that’s cunty. On the other side of it, there are days when I’m in a good mood and I do listen to the pitch but still tell them “No.”
I do feel bad that my friend is getting hurt, but overall, I don’t feel bad about telling cold callers no.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 14:39
Thank god I am not a cold caller.