If You Think You’re Lonely Now
Nov 25, 2009 DUH, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Random, Ranteriffic, Relationships, Sex, Thoughts and Perceptions, Wicked Wisdoms, bitch
It is hilarious the games couples play.
Even if you don’t want to admit you are said couple… (you know “we are just fucking”…. *yawn*) you are. When you engage in an intimate act, something is formed, that is, unless you don’t remember the person’s name, or what exactly happened because you vaguely remember someone in your bed the night before… and, shockingly… you wake up alone instead.
Yeah, not those instances.
I am more referring to those who are frequently engaging in “ass” with another person. Or people. Whatever. I have done it, and I have witnessed so many other (women specifically) doing it as well.
Example:
“I am going out with the boys.” He says timidly, trying to sound confident in his statement.
“Um, I thought we would snuggle together, watch a movie tonight, and more.” Her voice hinting the decision she thinks he should make.
“It is Mikes last time out as a single man, so we are celebrating. I will be home early.”
“Fine.”
“Are you mad?”
“No.”
“I can stay if you want me to…”
“I don’t want you to do anything you don’t want to do.”
“Okay, see you later.”
“You aren’t getting any tonight. So don’t come home expecting anything.”
We have ALL been here on one side or another.
One of 3 things are going to happen. You pick the most likely.
a) He cheats, which he was probably going to do anyway… but given the fact that his broad was being a CUNT with a capital C before he left… it is now something he is actively seeking to do.
b) She gives up the ass anyway. This is a HORRIBLE option, because now she has opened the door to inconsistencies, and which will make for him never taking any of her threats seriously. (because there are certain situations where this is a viable and necessary threat to make)
3) He is a pussy and doesn’t cheat… and comes home early with his tail between his legs… which in the spectrum of pussy games is a TOTAL turn on to her… but she is stubborn doesn’t give up the butt anyway.
In my experience in my own relationships, 3 has been the option I have stuck with. That is because I am a stubborn bitch, and I would rather be right than give us both something we want. In my experience in observing relationships… B is the most picked option.
That. Shit. Pisses. Me. Off.
Don’t say “no sex in the champagne room” for the sake of saying it. Don’t use that as an incentive for your significant to want to stay home. Especially don’t say it if you don’t mean it. I am sticking with the fact that most often it is the broad making the threat, not to stereotype… but because in my observations… bitches are inconsistent.
You make me look bad. You make bitches like ME look bad. Don’t make me come to your motherfucking house and slap the everloving shit out of you. I will do it.
Ladies, it isn’t right. You know that fact as well as I do. We all know that you want your man to come home and put in our pooter regardless of if he made you raging mad. Sex is sex. Angry sex is fanfuckingtastic, and furthermore, you all know that him coming home to you is all you really want. He is gonna have his boy time. You pushing him to spite-fuck another bitch is not worth all of the drama.
So don’t. Stop. Knock it the fuck off already.
Figure your man out. Know the right buttons to push. Try a little reverse psychology.
Instead of: “If you think you’re lonely now… wait until tonight”
Try this instead: “Have a great time baby, I love you… and I will be waiting for you to come home to me.”
And. Be. Waiting. Naked. In his favorite panties. In socks. In a nighty. On the couch. Whatever.
For god’s sake, give him some ass already. The whole world will fucking benefit. And when I say “benefit” I mean take the ratio of noassgettingdouchebagsinmyfaceeverydaywiththeirnogameandsmallcocks down a notch or 10.
My name is Wicked Game, and I approve this message.
What flaw makes you perfect?
What imperfection do you love most about yourself?
And, In a perfect world…..??? (finish the sentence)
November 25th, 2009 at 04:17
My boobs are too big, with African Princess Nipples, but I believe we discussed that already lol.
I hated my nose all through junior high and high school… but i like to think i’ve grown into it and am quite fond of it now.
In a perfect world, men would plan weddings themselves while the bride pampered herself, mind, body and soul, for the duration. yes.
David Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 05:17
There it is again. From Texas. “Boobs”.
African Princess… Mmm Boobs are boobs. From just a guy’s perspective, any girl who frets about the look of her boobs is being silly. It’s like wondering about the shape chocolate comes in. Chocolate bunny, chocolate coins, chocolate bar or chocolate ball, it makes no difference. It’s chocolate. But that is just how guys see it.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 14:04
I <3 your boobs Squishy poo.
David, your analogy rules.
David Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 17:35
I love her boobs too. And yours.
November 25th, 2009 at 05:23
Man, I could have used the Wicked One’s advice last night. I was into all sorts of stuff last night.
The flaw that makes me perfect is that… I don’t know, Wonder Woman. You tell me. From your perspective. I can’t think.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 14:42
All you have to do is text me. I am a good advice giver.
November 25th, 2009 at 06:39
The flaw that makes me perfect is that I’m too nice. I should be more of a complete bitch, and that’s what I’d LIKE to be, but no…and it tears me up. But it makes me a great friend, so there’s that.
I love that my hair is schizophrenic: this part is curly, this part is straight, sometimes its wavy…and that I have to tame it into submission. Some days I don’t even try and just throw a headband on – those are the days when I burn myself with the flat iron or it just.refuses.to.fucking.take.it….but yeah. I love my wild hair.
And in a perfect world, I wouldn’t have to go to work this morning and could keep playing on the internet. Stupid life….why must you cost money?!
LivingWicked Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 15:00
I wish I could play on the internet.
November 25th, 2009 at 07:13
What flaw makes you perfect? I don’t know how to answer that…..if YOU had to answer this about me, what would YOU say?
What imperfection do you love most about yourself? again, no clue
And, In a perfect world……..we would once again be a great nation and not the shadow we are now, our Constitution would be the law of the land and not whatever President might be in office….the two party system would cease to exist and people would start doing things because they are RIGHT, and not because it can further their career.
Cassie Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 07:16
I also want to say…..those women that get mad when their guy goes out, in my opinion, are stupid (and guys that do the same to women)…..if you don’t trust him enough to come back to you unmolested…why the FUCK are you with him to begin with??
AND another thing…people that have to spend EVERY waking moment with each other don’t make any sense to me…I get that most of them love each other THAT much, but damn…take a fucking breath!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 15:01
I dont know. Honestly.
Also, I love you.
November 25th, 2009 at 08:43
a big flaw of mine is my submissiveness. I did it when I was a kid, my sister was my boss, I just basically did what she told me to do. And now I do it with my husband. I just hate to be in charge of things, it’s probably a confidence thing. But I was smart enough to find a great dominant, he is gentle with me when I need him to be, and he really likes the fact that I am not a crazy raving bitch all the time. I guess I just am what I am. I’ve gotten a lot of slack from it from people at times, but having a big strong man there to take care of me, makes me feel safe. and he loves being that big strong man.
in a perfect world for me their would be no religions. I’m not saying no god or whatever you want to call it. I’m still on the fence on whether or not I believe in that. But I think religion has poisoned a lot of things, how many wars and how many people are killed in the name of “god” or “alah”. I think men used religion to keep women down, keep their profits up and allow fear to control. Just my opinion. I was born Jehovah’s witness and I am still in recovery.
Imperfection? probably my stretch marks and c-section scar. A lot of women hate what happens to their bodies after child birth, but they are like my war wounds. I worked really fucking hard to have a child, and besides my daughter it is proof that I did it.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 15:04
There is nothing wrong with being submissive.
I think that the issue lies in the dominant taking advantage of that. Thank god you have someone who doesnt.
I agree about the religion comment. I dont know what else to say about it other than that I agree.
November 25th, 2009 at 09:39
For my love of your blog, I took days deciding who to give an award to that was passed to me.
Hope you enjoy. Award is here
http://fortressofsolidity.blogspot.com/2009/11/that-strange-award-thing.html
People who have a go at their partner for going out are annoying as hell. Leave him be. Flaw- I like to be dominant in most things. I’d say that’s the imperfection I love the most as well though. What a weird twisted way I work things out.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 15:04
I am flattered.
I cannot look at your blog from work but I will when I get home.
November 25th, 2009 at 14:18
In a perfect world I would be able to afford a Macbook for myself and still be able to get an iPod Touch. Alas, the world is not perfect and I will probably get neither.
In a perfect world my husband would not be in a foreign war zone for the holidays.
In a perfect world I would never have any reason to be sad.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 15:05
I wannahugya.
November 25th, 2009 at 23:04
I think a flaw that makes me perfect is being TOO caring… like caring to the point where if you’re all fucked up in the head, I get all fucked up in the head. I have this weird talent where I can pick up on what people are feeling like and say what they mean and they laugh and ask me if it’s written somewhere on their foreheads… I’m thinking that’s the imperfection I love most as well. Cuz lets not even talk about my body okwesodontneedtogothereyadig porque it won’t be anything nice. lol
In a perfect world my feet wouldn’t hurt THIS bad from standing on them 8 hours straight… bah that was lame. I’ll go again. In a perfect world, people would form opinions of others solely on what’s inside. Ze End.
Have a wonderous Thanksgiving cuz I think I’m gonna be running around like a headless turkey …well actually it is Thanksgiving over here already lol HAPPY TURKEY DAY!
David Reply:
November 26th, 2009 at 08:47
The word is empathy.