Comments on: I Spy an Ass Whoopin.

By: BigMamaCass

BigMamaCass — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:08:27 +0000

I think I may be following you now but I am not 100% positive. Sorry hon

By: Keri-Jade

Keri-Jade — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:34:35 +0000

*hugs* You probably don’t want to hear this, but to paraphrase Julianna Margulies, this is just a moment. It doesnt define your life. This moment isnt who you are. This moment will pass and life WILL get better.

Another quote? “Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and I know the sour.” And I know that something sweet is right around the corner for you babe. You more than deserve it.

By: Carol

Carol — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:11:21 +0000

Played a little air guitar with the kiddos last night. Then, I heard an old Whitesnake song on my way to work and may have played it in my head.

While driving…or being driven, the weirdest thing would be changing my clothes while going down the road.

By: David

David — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:02:39 +0000

90 days, huh? That sucks.

I never want to hit anyone in the face. If I am that mad at someone, I can think of much worse things to do than hit them.

I don’t play air guitar. I am a rock star. I play real guitars.

Sex while driving isn’t THAT weird. How about opening a condom and letting 80 mile an hour highway winds inflate that bad boy.

Never called out the wrong name. Often have thought of others though. Can’t help it. My mind is an ocean.

By: spleeness

spleeness — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:13:31 +0000

Who would I like to punch right now? ME for eating all that effing candy leftover from Halloween. *sigh*

Kudos to restraint! Why’s hubby gone for so long? ugh!

By: Buzzardbilly

Buzzardbilly — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:28:19 +0000

Sorry to hear of the 90-day limbo. Limbo sucks, but you’ll get through this.

I am so a fan of a day to punch deserving faces! But, I’ll bet that would be the quietest day on the streets as people would hide from the free face punch they so richly deserve.

Totally called out the wrong name during sex! Luckily, the ex whose name I was calling out was “Mike,” so when I realized I’d been going “Oh, Mike,” for fucking ever (really, this was drunken high-as-a-kite 20-something sex) I smoothly segued it into “Oh, My God!” Dude totally bought it.

I think the ex (Old Cake Icing Ass) once called out the wrong name. I grabbed his nutsac and gave it a yank it’s not soon to forget. Strangely enough, he started calling out my name right away….just not with such soothing tones.

Air guitar? I am a 45 y/o woman and I have to admit it was last month at an STP show when I was waaaaaaaaaaaay into a song surrounded by folks in the pit right in the front of the stage. I don’t think anyone was looking at me, but I did do the old huh-was-I-doing-something fluff-the hair move when I caught it and stopped.

By: Stephany

Stephany — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:05:10 +0000

I’m sooooo with you. Dan’s sister would be the first on my list. Blood is priority. Second would be Dawn. And third would be his ex. He wants to run her over and I told him, not if I get to her first. I said he could ride shotgun. We call her horse face. She’s got those TEETH! I think I need a punchabitchinthefaceMasterCard.

Weirdest thing I’ve done while driving? Um, nothing I do is weird compared to some people. I write checks and balance my checkbook at stop lights when I’m in a hurry. I’m constantly readjusting my pants and underwear to fit around my pregnant belly at lights too.

NO. I have NEVER called out the wrong name during sex. I don’t even say Dan’s name while we are having sex LMFAO

And…in case you needs it…. check out http://www.resourcehouse.com/win211/ it’s the 211 phone number that DSHS and places give out, but it’s online. Remarkably less embarrassing and demeaning than calling. It might be helpful in the future if it’s not now.

I love you.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:44:23 +0000

So pretty sure I would give my left arm for a punchabitchintheface card… actually, I should probably make it my left leg, because if I ever get the chance to punch the royal pain in my ass I will definitely need both fists!

By: DonnaY

DonnaY — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:27:38 +0000

I am so sorry Courtni* But when you find they are handing out those “PunchTheBitchInTheFace” cards….Can I get in line with you?? heehee I have a few bitches that need it now!

Also,,, I am with ya on the trying to find additional “legal” income…let meknow how that works out!!

And Actually, Cidy & I played Air guitar, Air Mic., and Air drums this morning in the car….he loves Journey!?!?!?!?

Have you ever called out the wrong name while having sex?
Um, no…..Can you IMAGINE how the warden would react to That????

Oh and also….
I have never requested friday eye candy b4, but at some point,
(if you already havent posted him) can you add Shemar Moore??
OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
He looks just like my hottie at my POE!!!

Thanks
Donna

By: Squish

Squish — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:45:08 +0000

I have a few people I’d like to punch in the face. One of which also makes her own clothes, funnily enough. It’s like a pre-requisite for douchebaggery-101.

I do not believe I have ever played the air guitar. Even by myself – the thought makes me all self-conscious and I’m not sure why or what that means lol.

Does sex count as the weirdest thing I’ve ever done while driving? Not that *I* was driving… I think it counts.

I have never called the wrong name during sex…but I am generally not a talker, so that may be a big part of it.