I Need to Have The Sex
Nov 30, 2009 Masturbate-able, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Sex, This Thing Called Marriage., Thoughts and Perceptions
What in the fuck am I going to do. It has only been 17 days. Of 90. You do the math.
Here I am. An overly sexual person. Stripped of the sexual. Now I am an overly FRUSTRATED person. I was having a conversation with someone about masturbation. Diddling if you will. How all in all, masturbation gets old. The response was that I must not be picturing the right individual while handling business.
The truth? Diddling is awesome. But human contact is better.
The touching. The skin to skin contact. The gelling of 2 bodies. The penetration. (Yep. I said it. The motherfucking penetration.) The sweaty smell of sex between 2 people. The kissing and kissing and kissing. Did I mention the kissing? I love to kiss. It is hands down THE ultimate deal breaker for me. If you are a horrible kisser, then we will never get to the rest. Ever.
I can’t kiss myself, ya know? I mean … If I could … I would. I am a great kisser. Heh.
What in the shit am I going to do for the next 73 days? That is a great deal of touching myself. 73 days. SEVENTY THREE DAYS. Is it wrong that I want to find a poor son of a bitch to use for physical needs only? Sex is only sex, right?!
Fine. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. So I won’t do it.
All I am saying is that it is absolutely unfair taking the sex away from me. It is like taking the gingerbread out of the man. Or the chocolate out of the chip. Or the candy out of the cane. And it is only going to get worse. *I* am only going to get worse.
Unfair is unfair. That is all I have to say about that.
Fin.
What is the longest you have ever gone without sex?
What is your favorite sexual position?
Tags: casual sex, diddling., love, making love, masturbation, Relationships, Sex
November 30th, 2009 at 00:59
I went for almost 7 years without sex… it was a mix of several things… partly self imposed celibacy, partly circumstantial (I was living with my Mum and stepdad and my bedroom was right beside theirs, and it kinda feels pathetic if you’re sneaking around when you’re in your 20’s), largely because I didn’t trust the entire male population for a while there… I was pretty broken for a long time..
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:02
I am sorry to hear that. I hope that you are having the sex now though. One of us needs to be having it.
Kylie Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 12:18
nope… I was for a while there… a few flings, a few short relationships… but all I found was disappointment dammit… only one who showed any interest in making sure it was good for both of us and he was a one night stand… if I say one thing about the man who broke me for all those years.. fuck he was good in bed…
November 30th, 2009 at 04:52
Me too. At least you have an end date if you want to look at it that way. Me? I have no idea.
Longest? Just over 2 years and then I went insane.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:03
Hmmm. Wanna do it? I have a strap on.
April Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 08:25
Shit yea!
I needs some cash for the ticket. Minor obstacle.
November 30th, 2009 at 05:03
Poor, friend. I am sorry for your frustration. Redirect your energy into something else. It is my only advice at this time.
3 years. I worked the night shift then. Didn’t meet any single women for a while. I really didn’t even want to.
My favorite position changes with the girl. Might sound like a cop out answer but it isn’t.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:04
I DONT WANT TO. I WANT THE SEX.
I get that answer and I accept it. Sex positions are not a one size fits all.
November 30th, 2009 at 05:37
What is the longest you have ever gone without sex? about 6 years or so
What is your favorite sexual position? the one that gets me off…’nuff said
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:04
you are hilar.
November 30th, 2009 at 05:39
With the right person… any time off sucks. or not. as the case may be. heh. May I suggest you make plans right now.. for the children to visit *insert local friend/s here* for *insert random length of time* and/or you take a day off work.. on said day?
I feel for ya.. I really do
Only real advice I can give… is to do what ya gotta do to get through today. Don’t worry about 73 days, or months or weeks.. worry about the next 5 mins. you can do that.
Tackle the 5 mins after that when it comes.
Create routines with your little uns.. refocus that frustrated energy elsewhere.. can you visit him(being able to get all in his face n smell him n stuff might help you get by on the roughest days. dunno.. but you’d know if it’d help or make it worse)
What is the longest you have ever gone without sex?
MAYBE a year..when i was very young. since Hubs? not even a week. ever.
What is your favorite sexual position?
depends on lotsa factors..
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:05
I like that suggestion.
All of them actually.
And, I like you.
November 30th, 2009 at 06:17
*CRYYYYYYYYYYY* At least you can diddle. My vag is fucking BROOOOOOOOOKEN!!!!!!!!! *sob*
Seriously, it hurts me to sit in this damn chair. And I’m sitting on a towel too. It just doesn’t help.
From my conception of Nate in December of 2003, until I met Dan in October 2008…so two months shy of five years. THAT was the longest. NEVER the fuckagain.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:05
You have a very good point. My vagina is not broken.
November 30th, 2009 at 08:57
“what is the longest you have gone without sex?”
Ten and a half months.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:05
I misssss you.
November 30th, 2009 at 11:03
Longest I’ve gone without sex? 22 years 1 month 7 days. Consequently, that’s how long I’ve been on the planet. Go me. lmao…. You will make it. I HAVE FAITH. You gotta find somewhere else to put your energy, I started hitting a punching bag a while back, it helps sometimes.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:06
You are a virgin? WHAT@!@#>%#
Dre Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 09:13
yes ma’am
November 30th, 2009 at 11:26
You know what’s strange? I was thinking YOUR blog about YOU the other day before I got in the shower. I’m worried because shy of specific kind of visit; I got nuttin. I also worry because this means you have to clean the bathroom. I REALLY wish I could come play Momma right about now to do SOMETHING for ya.
Longest I’ve gone without sex…like 21 years. Outside of that, the six weeks after zee boy was born. Somehow, that was killing me. Since then, I think we typically go a week or so between having moments. I WISH I had your libido.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:07
I do not have to clean the bathroom. Xavier does that.
Momma could come and bake me something tasty.
And then keep me company with some good wine while we eat it.
November 30th, 2009 at 14:34
I’ve been celibate two of the past six years, post divorce. By choice. Once I got through the first two months, it was easy peasy.
Favorite position…depends on too many factors. I’m an equal opportunity position kind of girl, provided my partner is capable in said position.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:07
I love you.
November 30th, 2009 at 15:10
I went two years…almost three. It was during my Jesus phase though, so I don’t think it counts.
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:08
Survey Says: Counts. Jesus appreciates your celibacy.
November 30th, 2009 at 21:41
What did I miss? I am so behind but I clearly missed something. Why no sex for 90 days?
LivingWicked Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 01:08
jail.
BigMamaCass Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 07:58
Yeah I finally figured it out. I was way behind on blogs and I was reading yours in reverse. Sorry hon