YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
Nov 27, 2009 All Things Charli, Etc., Friday Eye Candy, Friendship, Ranteriffic, You've Got Wicked Mail, bitch
Happy BLACK Friday! You know what? FUCK Black Friday. I would rather shoot myself in the face than stand in line to have to fight a bitch for the last Dora backpack. Does it look to anyone like I want to catch a case over a Christmas gift?
Um no.
I already have issues with people in public who have ZERO ETIQUETTE. Why would I lose sleep to deal with these jack holes? Why would anyone?
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Now lets get on with it. Just like every week … come purge your week (maybe this week includes dysfunctional family blow outs over turkey dinner) so that you can thoroughly enjoy your extended weekends.
Dear Ella,
Thank you for the adorable outfits. I will try really hard not to get any of my cheeseburger on that white Puma jacket.
Love Charli
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Dear Maddie,
The pink boots you gave me are my favorite. I wear them with pajamas, naked, and at more appropriate times too. I don’t want to wear any other shoes. Just my pink rain boots. It drives my mom crazy, especially when I put them on myself on the wrong feet and then trip myself and almost bust my face on the coffee table. I can’t wait to play in a couple of weekends.
Love Charli
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Dear Tarable,
I am beyond proud of you.
1) For taking your time with this one.
2) For not giving up on yourself.
3) For being realistic and rational.
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Dear YOU,
I cant decide which is more funny: how in love you are with me or how much in denial you are about it.
LEMMESMELLYADICK
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Dear 4 pounds,
It’s cool. You will be gone next week. I am on a mission and your visit was 1) not invited and 2) not welcomed.
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Dear D,
Thank you for finally getting it.
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Dear Vagina,
I get it and I am sorry. Truly sorry. Please don’t divorce me.
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Dear Charli,
You are going to start getting popped square in the mouth if your backtalk continues. I would like to remind you of a couple of key points:
1) I am not the one.
2) I AM the mommy.
3) “No” doesn’t fly.
4) Yelling what you want at me (“I WANNNNNNNNT MORE JUIIIIIIIIIIICE!”) is not motherfucking going to get you a damn drop of anything.
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And now for our eye candy!
Lenny Kravitz
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Do you have any holiday traditions?
Real tree or fake tree?
