If You Think You’re Lonely Now
Nov 25, 2009 DUH, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Random, Ranteriffic, Relationships, Sex, Thoughts and Perceptions, Wicked Wisdoms, bitch
It is hilarious the games couples play.
Even if you don’t want to admit you are said couple… (you know “we are just fucking”…. *yawn*) you are. When you engage in an intimate act, something is formed, that is, unless you don’t remember the person’s name, or what exactly happened because you vaguely remember someone in your bed the night before… and, shockingly… you wake up alone instead.
Yeah, not those instances.
I am more referring to those who are frequently engaging in “ass” with another person. Or people. Whatever. I have done it, and I have witnessed so many other (women specifically) doing it as well.
Example:
“I am going out with the boys.” He says timidly, trying to sound confident in his statement.
“Um, I thought we would snuggle together, watch a movie tonight, and more.” Her voice hinting the decision she thinks he should make.
“It is Mikes last time out as a single man, so we are celebrating. I will be home early.”
“Fine.”
“Are you mad?”
“No.”
“I can stay if you want me to…”
“I don’t want you to do anything you don’t want to do.”
“Okay, see you later.”
“You aren’t getting any tonight. So don’t come home expecting anything.”
We have ALL been here on one side or another.
One of 3 things are going to happen. You pick the most likely.
a) He cheats, which he was probably going to do anyway… but given the fact that his broad was being a CUNT with a capital C before he left… it is now something he is actively seeking to do.
b) She gives up the ass anyway. This is a HORRIBLE option, because now she has opened the door to inconsistencies, and which will make for him never taking any of her threats seriously. (because there are certain situations where this is a viable and necessary threat to make)
3) He is a pussy and doesn’t cheat… and comes home early with his tail between his legs… which in the spectrum of pussy games is a TOTAL turn on to her… but she is stubborn doesn’t give up the butt anyway.
In my experience in my own relationships, 3 has been the option I have stuck with. That is because I am a stubborn bitch, and I would rather be right than give us both something we want. In my experience in observing relationships… B is the most picked option.
That. Shit. Pisses. Me. Off.
Don’t say “no sex in the champagne room” for the sake of saying it. Don’t use that as an incentive for your significant to want to stay home. Especially don’t say it if you don’t mean it. I am sticking with the fact that most often it is the broad making the threat, not to stereotype… but because in my observations… bitches are inconsistent.
You make me look bad. You make bitches like ME look bad. Don’t make me come to your motherfucking house and slap the everloving shit out of you. I will do it.
Ladies, it isn’t right. You know that fact as well as I do. We all know that you want your man to come home and put in our pooter regardless of if he made you raging mad. Sex is sex. Angry sex is fanfuckingtastic, and furthermore, you all know that him coming home to you is all you really want. He is gonna have his boy time. You pushing him to spite-fuck another bitch is not worth all of the drama.
So don’t. Stop. Knock it the fuck off already.
Figure your man out. Know the right buttons to push. Try a little reverse psychology.
Instead of: “If you think you’re lonely now… wait until tonight”
Try this instead: “Have a great time baby, I love you… and I will be waiting for you to come home to me.”
And. Be. Waiting. Naked. In his favorite panties. In socks. In a nighty. On the couch. Whatever.
For god’s sake, give him some ass already. The whole world will fucking benefit. And when I say “benefit” I mean take the ratio of noassgettingdouchebagsinmyfaceeverydaywiththeirnogameandsmallcocks down a notch or 10.
My name is Wicked Game, and I approve this message.
What flaw makes you perfect?
What imperfection do you love most about yourself?
And, In a perfect world…..??? (finish the sentence)
