Today is Tuesday
Nov 24, 2009 DUH, Etc., Honest Tuesday's, Masturbate-able, Random, Thoughts and Perceptions
Or the 13th day since I have seen D.
Or 77 days until I get to see him again.
Or another work day. (at least it is not my last day)
Although it could be someones last day … somewhere.
Which would arguably mean that it would also be someone’s first day as well.
It is also the day that my cat woke me up at 6:30 to let his whiny ass out.
That may or may not be every day though.
Today I wish it was my birthday.
Or today could be another special day if I wished it hard enough.
Maybe today is a special day and I just don’t know it yet.
Today someone is falling in love.
One could also mention that today someone is telling someone that they are not in love with them anymore.
Today I caught up on my favorite blogs.
Today I considered finding a poor sap to use him for his member because I really really really really really want to have the sex.
I then considered the fact that I am married and it probably wouldn’t be a nice thing to do.
So then I diddled.
Then I decided that I am going to buy myself a new vibrator.
Today I got a letter from D. I haven’t read it yet.
Today I realized how poor I actually am.
And then I remembered where I work and how that fact is only temporary.
I still cried about it though.
And then I felt empowered.
Today I am sad and lonely.
I also feel like jumping off of a building.
Or finding a hole to crawl into.
Or both.
Today I am mad.
Although a good music-filled house cleaning should help all that.
And another diddle before work. Heh.
What is going on in your world today?
If you could ask me one question, and I was guaranteed to answer it, what would you ask me?
What is your favorite quote today?
