I Spy an Ass Whoopin.
Nov 17, 2009 Completely Hypothetical and Generally Specific, I WIN!, P.O.E. Biz, Ranteriffic, Suck It!, The Tarably Wicked Show, bitch
Happy Hump Day!
How goes it? What is new?
Life is hectic. I am missing 1/2 of me. He has taken a trip that has left us all kinda in limbo for a 90 day period. Read between the lines. If you know anything about me, you will get it. Furthermore, I am financially fucking strapped. My new job kicks all sorts of ass (i.e. me and Tarable kicking our bosses asses on a consistent basis) but like I have said before, it is slow to start money-wise. Therefore, I am creatively surviving. If you know of any ways to make money (other than selling my pretty vagina which again if you know anything about me I am not necessarily opposed to, given the circumstances) and legitimately please let me know. Thanks.
Moving on.
What is most awesome about my job is the limitless fun we have. Granted, there are a couple of people that I would absolutely LOVE to 1) punch in the face and 2) see get fired or 3) quit but that goes with any job.
Especially MakesHerOwnClothes broad. That bitch has no clue. None. She consistently assumes that I am in fact the motherfucking one when I am actually NOT the one. Like, so not the one that it isnt even funny. She runs around thinking she is so fucking great, when in all honesty, she is so far from great that it is comical.
It took me everything not to fuck her up on Monday. Why do ignorant people get to pull off the dumbest fucking things and GET AWAY WITH IT?!
Example: I am mid conversation when she runs up and elbows me out of the way, INTERRUPTS my conversation only to start a conversation with the person I was having a motherfucking CONVERSATION WITH.
Um. Really?
1) I was in front of the HR office.
2) I need my job.
3) It would be kinda silly to beat her ass in the middle of my place of employment.
Even thought I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally fucking wanted to. Like, R E A L L Y.
/sigh.
It sucks being an adult sometimes. Given my temper. Given my complete and total gangsterness that pumps through my veins on a daily motherfucking basis.
Sometimes. I. Just. Want. To. Freely. Beat. The. Shit. Out. Of. Stupid. Bitches.
She is lucky that I have 2 little baby bird’s mouths to feed. She is also really lucky that I respect my bosses and value their opinions as much as I do. This takes me back to my blog about adulthood and how sometimes it would really be nice to have a free punchabitchintheface card. Or a day a year where you can just punch people freely in the face and have absolutely NO consequences.
Who is with me?
I motherfucking thought so.
Who would YOU like to punch in the face right now?
When is the last time you played the air guitar?
What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Have you ever called out the wrong name while having sex?
Honest Tuesday’s: Tarable’s Confession
Nov 17, 2009 Friendship, Honest Tuesday's, The Tarably Wicked Show
Welcome to Honest Tuesday’s. A place where you can tell the truth with no consequences.
Today Tarable has the floor. She needs to get several things off of her lying to herself ass chest.
Confession #1: I have made my recent slutcapades and dating ditching asshole douchebags that never idolized what my vagina (i.e. my magical beanstalk) my last. I have turned over a less slutty leaf for myself.
Confession #2: I am officially changing the digits. If you are lucky enough to have it, yay. If you aren’t, dont motherfucking ask me.
Confession #3: I have been blindsighted by a new and completely unexpected man. Not BOY. Man. A respectful, handsome, intelligent man. And I like it. And I cannot wait to see what happens next.
Confession #4: *insert crush filled 17 year old giggle here*
Confession #5: Thank you to myself for finally letting go of what I thought was important because it was never fucking important in the first place.
Confession #6: I am a new woman. I dont want to see it unless you willingly show it to me.
Confession #7: I am hungry and I hate diets.
What have you been less than honest about this week?
Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
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