Mean People Suck.
Nov 9, 2009 Completely Hypothetical and Generally Specific, Out of Wicked's Mouth, P.O.E. Biz, Ranteriffic, Suck It!, bitch
I think that it is karma. Karma against me because I used to be one of these mean people.
How is it that I get all of the mean cunts on the phone?
Me: “Hi! This is Wicked from Where I Work!”
Cunt#1: “Why are you yelling?”
Me: “I am sorry, I am not yelling. It must be my headset.”
C#1: “Whatever you are selling I am not buying.”
Me: “How do you know I am selling anything.”
C#1: “I can tell by your enthusiasm.”
Me: “So someone enthusiastic is a sales person?”
C#1: “I said I am not buying.”
Click. Er. ?
Me: “Hi! This is Wicked from Where I Work! How are you today?”
Cunt #2: “I am busy.”
Me: “Well can I schedule a time to speak to you at a time when you are not busy?”
Cunt #2: “No. I would like to know why you are calling me because you assholes keep bugging me.”
Me: “Oh we are bugging you?”
Cunt #2: “Yes. I am sick of the calls.”
Me: “Well, Cunt #2, I was offering you a free whateveritisthatIsell but since we are such a bother, I will offer it to someone else.”
Cunt #2: “A free whateveritisthatyousell?”
Me: “Too late. Have a nice day.”
Click. Mmhm.
Me: “Hi! This is Wicked from Where I Work! How are you doing!?”
Cunt #3: “Mmmmhm. I am aight.”
Me: “Just aight? Anything I can do?”
Cunt #3: “You can get to the point.”
Me: “Sounds good. Listen I needed to talk with you about some really awesome changes that have happened with Where I Work. These changes will directly affect you in the following ways:”
Cunt #3: “Didn’t I say to get the point already?! What the fuck do you want?”
Me: “I wanted to give you a free whateveritisthatIsell, Cunt #3 … but apparently you are not interested in that free whateveritisthatIsell. Have a wonderful rest of your day.”
Click.
And finally:
Me: “Hi! This is Wicked from Where I Work!”
Cunt #4: “Oh HELL no.”
Click.
Let me fucking tell you AGAIN THAT I AM NOT THE ONE.
NOT
THE
ONE
NOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Who do people think they are? Do people REALLY talk to others that way? I mean, I am a cunt if I am provoked. But if someone calls me all perky styles … in a NON TELEMARKETING FASHION … I do not have it in me to be a cunt!
How about if you knew how pretty and awesome and gangster I was, you would be A LOT NICER TO ME.
I am just saying.
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