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YGWM & Friday Eye Candy … NBA Styles

Nov 6, 2009 Current Events, Friday Eye Candy, P.O.E. Biz, Random, Ranteriffic, You've Got Wicked Mail

Happy Friday!

I am so happy that today is Friday. Like, SO. I have no preface, just open letters.

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Dear Xavier,

Thank you. Seriously. I cannot wait to fucking cut all of your nasty ass afro into a sweet fade. I told you to take care of that shit, didn’t I? Now, I get to do with your hair as I will and the shorter the mofoing better.

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Dear Biggest Mistake of Tarable’s Life,

First of all: Quit walking around like you are all that. I may be half your size but I still am not the fucking one and I will not give in. Your man friend is really even not that big compared to your bigness and your big ego.

Second of all: Dont pretend like I am not there because you and I both know I AM there and dont try and bring my best friend ie sister from another mister on your team because she will never cosign or agree or tell you that you are right because you are not you are big fat black wrong.

Third of all: I pretty much said what I had to say without ever uttering a word to your stupid face. Furthermore, you got to see and more this magical beanstalk of a vagina and then you went and ruined it with your stupid ass stupidness. (i.e. your idea of a work flagpole panty display. you just showed the world that you are not really 40 something you are really 10 something.)

You will never in your life see, taste, finger, penetrate, smell, breathe, be an active part of my vagina. K?

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Dear Tarable,

I told you so.

Love D

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Dear Matt,

I whooped your ass today. Don’t try and front. It happened. The end.

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Dear Same Pants Guy,

I <3 you.

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Dear You,

Really? You are a trip. Whip it out already. Seriously.

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Dear Kanisha,

1) I cannot wait to spend most of my Saturday with your face in my face.
2) I <3 you.
3) Jax is not your man.

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Dear 5K Bitch,

You could have called me. We bonded. I was honest. You WANT that shit. But nooooooooooo you have to motherfucking avoid me. You do not have the balls to cancel. You would rather me assume than you admit that you decided against it. How motherfucking disrespectful, unprofessional and RUDE.

I would rather give that shit to someone else and not you.

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Dear D,

I have got your back. I will miss your face and also your big black cock.

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Annnnnnnnd (insert drum roll) the Friday Eye Candy

NBA Edition:

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