YGWM & Friday Eye Candy

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Look. I am in no mood for small talk today. Let’s just get on with it.

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Dear Life,

How about go fuck yourself right now. K? I don’t need this shit right now.

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Dear Courtni,

You need to get it together. It needs to click. E V E R Y T H I N G depends on it. Like, everything. No one can afford for you to fail at this.

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Dear You,

I don’t like your attitude lately. Get out of my face with that shit.

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Dear D,

I am not frustrated with your current choices. You have finally figured out what the right thing to do is and you are finally doing it. Thank you for that. What I am frustrated and worried and freaking out on the inside about are the past choices that are creeping up on us and affecting the entire family. I am unable to do it all by myself. Literally.

I am behind you. I am just in silent wtfarewegonnado panic mode right now. Especially because the answer is not coming to me.

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Dear Same Pants Guy,

I really adore you. Especially considering that you wear different pants now.

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Dear “You Just Think You Are Funny” Bitch,

Hi Hater!

I have decided that I am no longer bothered by you. I have officially become immune to your 1) horrific homemade outfits and hooker footwear 2) your face 3) your presence & 4) your voice. Fuck yourself kindly. I am planning my witty, non violent, unfireable demise. You have no idea how creative and manipulative I can be.

You have officially fucked with THE wrong bitch.

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You go. Let it out. Vent away your frustrations so that you can officially enjoy your Halloween weekends.

Friday Eye Candy is one that I have pondered doing before and haven’t. Why? Because he is obvious. But, I am tired and cranky and freaking out and stressed and fucking over it so this is what you get.

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Justin-Timberlake-

Mmmmm…. I almost … ALMOST … feel better.


If you are passing through a hallway and there’s an open door, do you look through it?
What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?
If you could travel through time and meet yourself when you were a kid, what would you say?

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27 Responses to “YGWM & Friday Eye Candy”

  1. Kylie Says:

    Dear PMT,

    Kindly FUCK off, I’m over my own moods already..

    thanks

    I always look through open doors, i just can’t stop myself..

    Halloween’s not really that big over here but it seemed to be embraced in the suburb I grew up in when I was a kid, I was a girly girl and tended towards being the princess haha

    I don’t really know.. If I went back to me as a teen there might have been a couple of things.. I would go back to my 12 year old self and reassure her that it wasn’t her cold that caused her uncle’s pneumonia… it wasn’t her fault… I spent a lot of years blaming myself.

    To my older self I would tell myself to make sure I visit my grandmother when she’s in hospital because I would always regret that I couldn’t deal with her illness properly.

    Go after that boy that everyone says is crazy about you in high school, not acting on it is something you’ll regret.

    LivingWicked Reply:

    I am over my own moods too.


  2. Squish Says:

    I just love you.

    LivingWicked Reply:

    I just love YOU.


  3. Anne Says:

    Dear Courtni,

    Hugs to mah baybee girl!

    LivingWicked Reply:

    Love you.


  4. Dre Says:

    Feel better <3

    I would probably look.
    I think my favorite costume would have to be when I was the Beast from Beauty and the Beast.. My mother tried in vain to make me be Belle but I refused profusely and she gave in and I was the Beast and ran around growling at everyone.
    I would travel back to 4 year old me and say that it's not your fault your parents are separating, don't get your hopes up from dad's promises but everything sort of eventually works out. Then I'd jump to about 15 year old me and vehemently insist I stop my family from moving to Arizona somehow. Because that Just. Sucked.

    LivingWicked Reply:

    Oooh. I bet that was a dope costume.


  5. Bama Riley Says:

    Courtni,

    I really hope things work out for you. I also wish the best for you and all that you do, and all of your family.

    I don’t want to see you struggle like you had to a couple of years ago. I think of you as family. And like family I wish we lived closer and talked more, but at the same time, understand. Lie is life.

    <3

    Dear dumb people,
    OMG, ass kissery gets annoying, on the net, the asskissery rings even more hollow. Now, I don't have ass kissing friends, not one of the, and most of the time they probably thing I'm a jerk. But for the LOVE OF GOD, STOP!

    LivingWicked Reply:

    Thanks babe. It is gonna work out the way it is meant to.

    I LOATHE ASS KISSERY.


  6. Bama Riley Says:

    them* not the

    LivingWicked Reply:

    Heh.


  7. April Says:

    Obvious or not, eye candy is appreciated. yummmy.

    I’ve said the same thing to life a few times. A lot of times.

    Oh yea, I look.

    Don’t care for Halloween. Next.

    I would tell her so much. That it is okay to stand up to him and say no, better yet, get the hell away right now before he even has the opportunity to hurt you but if I’m too late for that, I’d tell her that she doesn’t have to live in fear. There’s a better option. I’d tell her that she is beautiful. I’d tell her that this is only going to happen once, so enjoy it now and quit being in such a fucking hurry to grow up ’cause adulthood sucks ass. I’d tell her to quit being so fucking stubborn and take the antidepressants. And um, I’d tell her that her mom is trying and to cut her some slack.

    LivingWicked Reply:

    I am glad you appreciate it.

    (I look too.)


  8. Cassie Says:

    If you are passing through a hallway and there’s an open door, do you look through it? of course

    What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? meh

    If you could travel through time and meet yourself when you were a kid, what would you say? BELIEVE IN YOURSELF and the people you think matter DON’T…be yourself and you’ll be loved!

    LivingWicked Reply:

    You are loved. By me! :)

    Cassie Reply:

    awwwwwwww

    Tallulah Reply:

    AND ME!!!!


  9. Bama Riley Says:

    answers to questions:
    -yep

    -Peter Pan complete with green tights

    -you’re going to be OK, and as hard as this is, it will make you better able to deal with life as you get older, now get out there and play, run… don’t let Dad make you believe you’re fat and lazy, and don’t let him make you think you can’t be a runner or a cheerleader, a leader of any sort, or a college graduate. You have so much to offer the world.

    LivingWicked Reply:

    hehe @ peter pan.


  10. Jaime Says:

    Eh, I really don’t think JT is much to look at.

    1. Probably.
    2. The Wicked Witch of the West. Not even kidding, I was her for like 5 years in a row.
    3. I wouldn’t say anything. I would just watch me exist.

    LivingWicked Reply:

    Thats okay, more for me. :)

    I <3 TWWotW. (Duh)


  11. spleeness Says:

    oh, Timberlake!!! You just made my Friday. I needed that!!

    LivingWicked Reply:

    YAY!


  12. dani Says:

    thank you for reminding me how much i love justin haha


  13. dani Says:

    p.s. if i could go back to me as a kid i would say, do your home work,join a club,and graduate from hs!!! :)


  14. David Says:

    No letters this week. I’m writing on Sunday and I don’t wanna vent right now.
    I’d look through the open door.
    Favorite costume was… probably store bought C-3P0.
    Time travel thing. This question makes me want to burst into tears for some reason. My second gut response was to kidnap me and take me to the future and raise me myself.