Somewhere Someone…
Oct 13, 2009 Masturbate-able, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Random
… is having hot sex with someone that they should or should not have sex with.
… is stalking someones Facebook profile.
… is looking for one or both of the people that are having sex.
… is masturbating.
… is being a fucking jackhole.
… is laying in bed contemplating getting up to pee/eat/leave.
… is waiting in a stale cig smoke smelling motel for a prostitute to arrive.
… is reading my book. ? (I know I owe some of you books. I am going to send them. I swear.)
… is blogging.
… is sneaking a phone call.
… has a penis in their mouth.
… is making the assumption (YET AGAIN) that I am in fact the one when I am in fact NOT THE ONE.
… is sleeping.
… made a midnight snack.
… is watching an important person in their life sleeping.
… just bought themselves a really cool Obama Chia Pet.
… is naked.
… misses me.
… is talking shit to someone else about someone that they shouldnt be talking shit about.
… has their hand on their own vagina.
Some of these Someones may or may not be me. Just saying.
What color are your undies?
If we were to look under your bed, what/who would we find?
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?
Tags: chia pet, obama, prostitute, Sex, sleep
October 14th, 2009 at 02:08
purple
books, my winter clothes and winter bedding in those huge vacuum pack storage bags… shoes.. and an empty suitcase…
it’s a 50/50 toss up there… I tend to get a bit panicky when I’m in confined spaces for large amounts of time so chances are my anxiety would mean I wouldn’t notice either…
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 08:43
I am so clausterphobic so the thought of either is not the business.
October 14th, 2009 at 02:26
All my undies need to be washed, so I don’t have an answer there.
You’d find two storage containers of bedsheets, table cloths, placemats and napkins. Half still in their original packaging.
Since bad breath can be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad breath and “wet dog” smell seems to have only one level, I’ll go with the three wet dogs.
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 08:44
You are pantiless?!?!?
October 14th, 2009 at 02:54
purple.
toy box, body pillow, old purses, shoes, old batteries. extra socks.
the dogs. definitely the dogs.
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 08:45
toy box!? heh.
October 14th, 2009 at 04:59
What color are your undies? multi-colored
If we were to look under your bed, what/who would we find? nothing
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath? none of the above, cause I’d freak the fuck out!!! but if I HAD to choose…the dogs
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 08:45
like rainbow??
nothing? not even a dust bunny?
October 14th, 2009 at 05:32
Were you watching me last night?
Heh, I totally fell asleep on myself while masturbating. How does this happen?
Black
A whole lotta dust bunnies and probably a bunch of bras and underwear that always seem to disappear.
I’d have to say the men, even bad breath is more tolerable than a bunch of stinky large dogs. I’m not a dog person, really not.
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 08:46
<-- done it several times.
October 14th, 2009 at 06:14
White
My boxed, preserved wedding dress and whatever else the cat has “hidden” under there.
The dogs I suppose
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 08:46
ooooh white panties.
Amanda Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 08:49
hahahaha, you crack me up … I almost added “shuddup” to it but changed my mind at the last second.
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 22:22
Heh.
October 14th, 2009 at 07:19
purple w/ green kissy lips
extra blankets, random kids toys, the occasional shoe
the dogs, abso-freaking-lutely the dogs.
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 08:47
CUTE!
I always lose shoes under the bed.
October 14th, 2009 at 08:08
*talks sexy like* But Wicked… I’m not wearing any…
LOL! They are bright pink lace.
My kitty cat, Mimi. And probably a few of Lyssa’s toys.
Dogs. Hands down. I can not stand bad breath. It gets into your nose and just stays there. *gag!*
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 08:49
heh heh heh.
It like burns the nose hairs.
October 14th, 2009 at 09:03
True story: I have a Shrek Chia Pet. Worst. gift. ever.
But the dogs. Bad breath is an absolute disaster if trapped in an elevator. There’s nowhere for it to escape.
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 22:22
HAHAH. Please take a pic of this chia pet. I must see it with you in the background thumbs up style.
October 14th, 2009 at 10:42
1. Gray and pink.
2. A tote of clothes I can’t wear either because they don’t fit or it’s too cold.
3. Bad breath guy. I can’t fucking stand dogs. They bark, lick, and smell the worst.
Also how did you know I was missing you?
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 22:23
Um because I am psychic.
Also, cotton or lace? And, thong?
Jaime Reply:
October 15th, 2009 at 06:10
Never worn lace. Hate thongs.
October 14th, 2009 at 12:18
Some of them may or not be me today as well.
What color are your undies? Pink
If we were to look under your bed, what/who would we find? dust and a dog toy or two
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath? DOGS by far! bad breath is a pet peeve
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 22:24
Me too @ the bad breath pet peeve.
October 14th, 2009 at 17:40
You do random so well!
As for your questions:
-I’m not wearing any (seriously)…no TMI intended
-Probably a couple of books and a under-bed storage bin with God-knows-what inside
-I honestly cannot answer this question. The smell of wet dogs makes me want to hurl, and bad breath is also one of my biggest pet peeves.
October 14th, 2009 at 18:24
Green and blue striped.
a pair of boots, a pair of sneakers(my basketball ones), a marker, a hanger and two mismatched socks… I just got on my knees to look for you woman! ok that sounded worse than it should have.
Dogs all the way. Especially if they’re cute dogs.
PS- I may or may not have been doing one or two or three of these things right before reading =)
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 22:26
YEAH YOU GOT ON YOUR KNEES!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO.
October 14th, 2009 at 19:01
Umm, wow. Everything okay?
LivingWicked Reply:
October 14th, 2009 at 22:26
Yes! Why what did I say?