Pillow Talk – 3
Sep 30, 2009 Etc., Masturbate-able, This Thing Called Marriage., Wicked & D Quotables, love, pillow talk
I jacked this idea from Lilu … so I gotta always show her some love. If you don’t read … you should.
D: “We are doing it tonight and I am not taking no for an answer.”
Me: “Wow. You are so romantic.”
D: “How could I make it sound more romantic?”
Me: “I don’t think it is possible to be any more romantic than that.”
D: “What if I said making love?”
Me: “Um no. This isn’t Days of Our Lives.”
D “Like sands thru the hourglass…”
Me: “You are such a cliche housewife.”
D: “Am not.”
Me: Really? Um … stories? Um … ice cream?”
D: “I do NOT watch stories.”
Me: “90210?”
D: “Shhhhh!!!”
Me: “Mmmhm.”
The next day:
D: “You fucking fell asleep!”
Me: “I didn’t say no.”
D: “That is some bullshit.”
Me: “Whatever. Me being asleep hasn’t stopped you before.”
D: (creepy laugh) “heheheheeheeehehe”
Me: “Exxxxxxactly. You missed the opportunity.”
D: “Fine.”
Me: “Did I just give you the green light to sleep fuck me?”
D: “NO TAKEBACKS!”
Me: “What are you, 5?”
D: “5 inches from the ground maybe.”
Me: “why do we even have conversations?”
D: “Blog material.”
Me: “I am again reminded that I love you.”
What tv sitcom parents would you have wanted if you had to pick?
Tags: conversation, marriage, pillow talk
October 1st, 2009 at 00:08
haha classic..
sitcom parents … it’s an even split between the Connors (Roseanne) or the Cosby’s … oh or… Sophia from The Golden Girls… she would’ve been the best Grandmother LOL
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 08:30
I would say the Connors too actually. Dan Connor is SO much like my dad.
October 1st, 2009 at 02:10
Please tell me he said it in that voice too…
“THESE ARE the DAYS… of our LIIIIIIIIIIIVES.”
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 08:31
You already know he did.
October 1st, 2009 at 04:25
Yep, he’s definitely a keeper!! hahahahahahaha
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 08:31
hahahhahaha
October 1st, 2009 at 04:31
Awww. You two are so awesome together…
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 08:32
Thanks lovey.
October 1st, 2009 at 04:34
He’s not taking no for an answer?
I MUST KNOW HIS SECRET!
Cassie Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 05:37
D’s secret……..he REALLY doesn’t have to worry about her saying no too often….that’s all!
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 08:32
You are a beeyotch.
Cassie Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 08:36
well, we KNOW that already, but you didn’t deny I was telling the truth…..hahahahahaha
October 1st, 2009 at 06:04
this just makes me giddy happy for you…and even makes me smile to think of sleep fucking. sheesh, it’s been awhile!
i dig gary unmarried. he and his ex wife have banter that cracks me up
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 08:33
oh man is HAS been awhile.
I haven’t seen Gary Unmarried.
October 1st, 2009 at 08:32
my sit-com parents…..AL and Peggy Bundy
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 08:33
NICE choice!
October 1st, 2009 at 12:31
I want Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey to be my sitcom parents. Also, haaaahahahahah.
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 22:49
Ooooh. Good choice.
October 1st, 2009 at 15:25
“‘Blog material.’” LMAO. At least he knows… ;o)
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 22:49
He has been trained well. HAHA
October 1st, 2009 at 16:51
FYI – I totally give permission to sleepfuckme. Wake me up. I am pregnant and horny. There is a standing pregnancy notice on the headboard.
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 22:57
HAHAHAHA
October 1st, 2009 at 20:16
My ex and I used to have those conversations over breakfast….”did we?”….”yep”….”was it?”…..”oh yeah”….”i thought so”….
I miss sex in the middle of the night. I MISS SEX, PERIOD!!!!!! And don’t be throwing that clone-a-willy shit back at me. That damn thing lost its charm for me LONG ago. ACK!!!!!
I love you….even though you’re getting laid on a regular basis and I am not….I love you.
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 22:58
I would never throw the clone a willy shit at you.
You started that one … remember?! haha
Loveeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Tallulah Reply:
October 2nd, 2009 at 05:05
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes I did…..which is why I fully expected it.
Loooooooovvvvvveeeeeee yyyyyyooooooooouuuuuu.
October 1st, 2009 at 20:49
Ditto on missing sex. LMAO
Sitcom parents? The Taylors – Home Improvement. I loved that show
LivingWicked Reply:
October 1st, 2009 at 22:59
Good choice. I forgot about them!
October 14th, 2009 at 13:01
LMFAO!! I am sooooo loving the Pillow Talk. God that shit is hilarious!