YGWM & Friday Eye Candy
Jul 23, 2009 All Things Charli, All Things X, P.O.E. Biz, You've Got Wicked Mail
If I could express my adoration for the day that is FRIDAY in bigger, bolder, brighter color I would. Anyway, we are back to our regularly scheduled programming of YGWM Fridays. As always, feel free to leave your own open letters so that you can run like the wind into your weekends and thoroughly enjoy them!
Dear Trashy, Nasty, Slut Hut Barista,
I would like to be the first to admit that I pre-judged your establishment. I talked shit, drank hatorade and then spit it all over the world when asked what I thought about the idea of “Bikini Baristas” before ever driving up to a window. So, because my husband brought me a perfectly made latte from you after several attempts to convince me to go and “check you out” I decided that you all really weren’t that bad.
I motherfucking spoke too soon.
1) You dont even wear bikinis. You wear pasties and t-strings. Essentially you are naked. Making my coffee. Naked, making my coffee after a long night giving fucking lapdances and riding that shiny metal stripper pole for 8-10 hours. What this means is that you have literally put your nasty dick beaters on my coffee.
If you wore a bikini, or even a cute little costume it would be totally different. But pasties? Really?
2) Your establishment is filthy. I can see IN THE WINDOW and tell you that your cleanliness is not crackin.
3) You do not know how to make coffee. A latte and a mocha ARE NOT the same fucking thing. 16 and 24 oz? Big fucking DIFF.
4) I am not sure if someone has ever told you this but I am almost positive that you jumping up on the counter in the window at 8AM is not cute. Furthermore, it is PRECOFFEE. IF you ever in your skanky ass life did some shit like that to me I am pretty sure I would shove you down. Like a 3 year old.
This is not me hating. I already did that. This is me not interested in your ass bump n grind show for 30 minutes while I wait for my coffee.
How about make my shit. Make it THE RIGHT SIZE AND KIND. Make it in 4-5 minutes or less. Make it with CLOTHES ON.
K? K.
Dear You,
I understand that you like him. I understand that this is a new feeling for you. You know that all I want for you is true love with no bullshit attached and I am 99% sure that he is that for you. I just want you to know that it hurts to get ditched. I am not mad, like not even a little bit. It just stings a little bit to know that right now, that is more important. Just a little.
Ima be there regardless. Love you.
Dear POE, BLAH. You fucking suck. The end.
Charli, Really? NO!? I gotcho NO little girl.
Xavier, STOP WITH THE ARGUMENTS. Everything is not a challenge. We can have a conversation where you are NOT arguing every last motherfucking thing I say. I promise you I am right. You make me want to matrix fly across the room and pummel you repeatedly with every ounce of strength in my body.
Knock it the hell off already. K? K.
This Friday Eye Candy is an oldy but a goody. He has been blessing us with his presence for many many years… from half naked CK ads to amazing movies. He is as handsome as he was back when “Good Vibrations” was on the radio.
I present you with a very young, sexy Mark Whalburg
Mmmhm. Timeless Hunk. Right there Ladies.
There you have it. As I said before, feel free to let it all out. The floor is open for your rants!
Have a great weekend friends!
Tags: hunk, mark whalberg, slut hut
July 23rd, 2009 at 22:01
Dear Dad who I adore… please please please lay off the step-child just a little… yes I know he can be selfish, but he is a teenager and no different from most I have born witness too.. except in this case he is going through a situation that is so far beyond what most can comprehend… cut her some slack please… because I am really really sick of never hearing anything postive… you might not be taking it as seriously as you should but let me assure you, she is serious about this life choice…
Dear Courtni… Very good choice
YUM – I was always a fan of both Wahlberg boys
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:27
It is really important to find the line between tough love and making a child feel unloved.
Thanks.
July 23rd, 2009 at 22:11
LOVE the eye candy. May I suggest Gavin Rossdale, the Rolling Stone picture from like… 1995? YUM.
Dear supervisor,
You still suck. You can’t answer basic questions and are a worthless, spineless, lump sitting a chair at a desk with a stupid hat on. Cut me some slack already!
Dear Ethan,
Please stop arguing with EVERY LITTLE THING THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH. I’m asking you to brush your teeth, not perform brain surgery. Follow Nike’s advice. Just do it. Silently.
Dear Katelyn, please cut your teeth faster. And please continue to stare and smile at Ethan. I love hearing him say “Mommy she’s looking at me!” and you laughing hysterically at him.
And finally…
Dear me, if you even think about touching that computer to do work all weekend, ninjas are going to fly down from the roof of your apartment and kick your ass. Get out and enjoy the sunshine for cryin out loud. Thanks in advance.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:28
OMG I love that pic of GR.
YEAH! GO ENJOY THE SUNSHINE!
The fam decided to do a mini road trip on Sunday. Deception Pass baby!
July 23rd, 2009 at 22:31
LMAO…I could NOT handle naked ANYONE making my coffee. Well, unless he was hawt and just rolled out of my bed after an all night marathon session. Then, even then, I’d probably prefer he throw some boxers on.
I want to bitch about auto mechanics being the devil’s helpers. I just got hammered for over $500 and it HURTS. But, the truth is that I screwed up and waited too long to take the car in to get the pads replaced. Hi, Mr. Cost Me Too Much Money Mr. Rotors. So, yeah, I”d have to be bitching about myself..and that is NOT FUN!
Mmmmmm Mark. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:29
I have to agree with Lullah down there.
Morning sex? No need for boxers. Just cockandmoreallover my peripheral.
Carol Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 09:23
after i have ravaged a man all night…i assure you, i don’t wanna be looking at cockandmorecock. i want a few hours to breathe and get worked up again. and, i think a man in boxers is sexier than a naked man…something about getting him worked up again to take them off again.
*giggle* I don’t mind getting called out…in fact, kinda made my day!
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 09:44
This is true. Especially the boxer briefs. Mmmm.
Carol Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:07
see…a wee bit later….and you realize *coughthatiwasrightthefirsttime*…..choke! OMG…I literally just choked on my own…typing!
found out at lunch i must get a root c anal. that diagnosis came with pain meds…and, as such, i am not feeling a thing.
woo hoo for pain free fridays.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:34
WOOOO HOOO!
Also, that peep that I thought I would hear?! Nota ONE.
July 24th, 2009 at 01:14
Naked betches making coffee? WTF? What did I miss? (Apparently I missed jizzed up coffee…heh.)
Dear Me,
Bitch, you are STAGNATING. Wasting your life. You are almost thirty years old and you have not accomplished ANYTHING. Do you want to spend the rest of your life living paycheck to paycheck and working jobs that you hate simply to get by? No? Are you sure? Well, get up off your ass and do something about it. Go back to school, get your degree, and to hell with the licensing requirements. By the time you finish school, 5 more years will have passed and you can get your record expunged and tell the licensing board to kiss your natural yellow ass and waive that shit because why? Because you.are.meant.to.do.this. Stop being of afraid of rejection and failure. You can do so much better.
Signed,
Me
.-= Zandria´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Why I’m Stickin’ With Charmin =-.
Zandria Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 01:15
Oh, and Mark Wahlberg can definitely get it. FEAR style.
Yeah.
.-= Zandria´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Why I’m Stickin’ With Charmin =-.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:31
“OPENTHEMOTHERFUCKINDOOR!”
July 24th, 2009 at 01:29
I’m up way beyond my bedtime (AGAIN). I’m off for some much needed sleep…..let me just say I will be having sweet dreams thanks to you. DE-LISH!!!
I will be back tomorrow to rant and rave. It might be short and sweet. It might not. Depends on my bitchometer reading post skank free caffeine.
Um…..and I think I’m going to call bullshit here. Carol…..you want him to put boxers on just to make coffee after you ravaged the poor man all night long?!?!?! I say leave those babies off….don’t waste a minute of a good morning sex opportunity by hassling with getting him naked again…..unless you’re worried he’s going to stir it with his dick or something. Then yeah. Just yeah. Boxers fo sho.
Love you ladies!!!!!!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:32
Way to call bullshit Lullah.
I expect to see you back here.
July 24th, 2009 at 04:33
morning, Courtni.
my letters:
Dear Coffee,
WORK. NOW that’s all
Dear Margaritas,
your blended goodness was just what I need last night, a combination of sweet fruit juice and tangy citrus, I love you, marry me?
Dear Friends,
I’m STILL waiting for y’all to move closer!!!! *tapping foot impatiently*
Dear morning,
you get here to G-D early…..go away!
Dear work,
SUCK IT!!!!
HARD!!!
Dear lawnmower,
today is your fateful day…you either WORK or BURN….your choice!!!!
Dear cheaphookerwannabe,
You were NOT cute and you need to keep your eyes in your head and not staring at me all night. Don’t make me chicken-choke a bitch!
I think that’s all for right now, but you never know!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:37
I really hope to see pictures of this lawnmower fire..
Carol Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 09:20
and i call bullshit on cass. she ain’t marrying NOTHING and NOONE
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 09:25
HA HA HA!
Gotta take somebody with ya, huh Carol?
Carol Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:03
*giggle* laughing out loud. at work…STOP or you are gonna get my butt in trouble!
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:51
Your butt is ALWAYS in trouble.
Cassie Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:03
Carol…you never know!!!! I might already BE married for all you people know!!! hahahahahah
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:09
I CALL BULLSHIT!
Cassie Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:10
you can call all you want……don’t change facts! I MIGHT be married…I MIGHT not!!! hahahahahaha
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:50
Right. I say the LATTER!!!!! HAHAHAHA
Cassie Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:02
I REALLY hope to not have to take them, cause that means I’d have to buy another and ……I’s broke!!!
I REALLY hope that MF’er decides to work!!! lol
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:10
I just wanna see the explosion, DAMMIT!
Cassie Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:12
and I understand all that, Court, but cut me a little bit of slack, huh? I’d like to be able to EAT for the next month or so!!! hahahahah
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 11:09
REALLY!? WHY?! Eating is overrated.
Cassie Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 11:10
yeah, I know, but it is one of my favorite things to do, so I have to have monies for a little bit of fun!! LOL
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 11:12
Right?! I was totally lying.
July 24th, 2009 at 05:45
Strippers in the morning equals not cute. I know…..
.-= Miss Tricky´s last blog ..Four My Spawn… =-.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:39
no. strippers in the morning are cute… AT THE STRIP CLUB.
July 24th, 2009 at 05:49
Dear Mother-in-law
quit your whiney BS. You get mad that everyone dosent come to “sit” with you? Sayinf we dont “care”. Gimmie a break. We have lives too. I talk to you on the phone DAILY. You grandaugher is at you house 2-3 days a week, being your little slave so you can sit your lazy a** in your chair and not do anything. The complaine because you have to do to the Dr cuz you can breath?? Get up and WALK!!!! Well, FYI, dear mother-in-law….the sh*t stops here, cuz guess what……your getting a care giver or moving into a home….HA!
Mark Whalberg? You ROCK! Mmmmmmmmm Yummy.
Thanks Courtni!!! You made my day.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:39
HA!!!!!!!!!!!
July 24th, 2009 at 05:55
See… here’s the thing. When you do the Eye Candy (especially with some hot ass Marky Mark) then I lose reason. I totally forget what I read. Cause my head is all *droooooool*
.-= Cassi´s last blog ..Picture Perfect Thursday! =-.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:43
LMFAO. Sorry!?
July 24th, 2009 at 08:12
Dear Boy. grow some friggin brain cells already. arguing with me when i’m already *thisfreakinclose* to popping you slap in the face is NOT wise. shutcher mouth. listen to the words i say. and friggin DO IT. NOW.
Dear Girl.
I am head bitch in this house. NOT YOU. lose your bitchy Tude and strut hon, for I LOSE IT ON YOU
Dear hobbit,
honey, i love you and you are the bestest.. but you REALLY need to quit mimic-ing all the nonsense your big brother teaches you. it’s not good and will get you in masses of trouble.
Dear baby.
Sweetie i know you’re learning and exploring and having a grand time with it. However.. reaching your little baby hands down my cleavage is *not* my idea of a learning experience for you. even if you were chasing cheerios.
Dear honey,
When I tell you i am concerned about something. i want you to HEAR and acknowledge my CONCERN. not disregard it and give me umpteen reasons why i should NOT be concerned. srsly dude. you’re a smart guy. wise up when i’m… irrational. plz?
dear dad.
when i was young i admired and respected you. your wisdom and perspective was my goal and guide for what to look for in people i looked up to. i am not ok with you turning into an uber dooche that’s alienating all your kids with your douchebaggeryness and hypocritical shit. look in the mirror and see what you’re doing before even trying to rag on any of us for anydamnthing.
dear finances.
hurrythefuckupand rightyourselfalready.
from,
the momma of the house that has no brain cells or nerves left this week. so GETOUTOFMYFACE.
kkthxbye.
*whew* love you lady
.-= Jody´s last blog ..When you Come =-.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:53
WOO HOO.
Breathe Momma!!!
Jody Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:42
srsly. some weeks. knowing your free-rant fridays are coming are the ONLY way i stay sane! and it helps SOOOO much!
the day has gotten a lot better than i expected! LOL
.-= Jody´s last blog ..When you Come =-.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:50
Because when you bottle it up, nothing gets resolved. To let it out… gives you the ability to restart the thinking.
July 24th, 2009 at 08:21
Dear BabyDaddy-
I wish, that when you agreed that we needed to move and get a bigger place, that you had told me of your intentions. I knew that that if we were going to have a future together, that there would be another, bigger move. But it really only occured to me YESTERDAY that maybe the reason things seem like they are going so slow, the reason you’ve been procrastinating….is because that move is close than I knew. I’m glad you were honest when I confronted you about your ‘moving laziness’. So….within the next nine months, California, here we come. I just wish I had had more time to adjust to the idea.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:54
Uh.
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?
Justice Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 13:19
Yep. It took me a little bit to put two and two together. But when he mentioned that his time in the navy this round was up in 9 months….that’s when I knew he didn’t want to sign a year’s lease somewhere.
On top of that, because of situations with his health, he’s been turned over to med board, so whichever comes first.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 13:40
what ever does happen… is SUPPOSED to.
Justice Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 13:47
I know. I prayed for it….I guess, I just didn’t think it would all come in one full swoop after years of waiting. I wanted to leave, someone to sweep me off so I could run away….and now it’s gunna happen. I just gotta be chill
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 13:48
DONT PANIC.
Justice Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 14:28
I’m not. It just means a deeper sorting, trashing and donating of stuff at my apartment so that the minimum amount of things go into storage. Then doing ‘the big move’.
If you’d have told me two years ago…that I’d be pregnant, and getting ready to move to California with a man who respects me and treats me well, who thinks I’m the best thing to ever happen to him, who would lay his life on the line for myself and my children….And that the person wasn’t Doug….And that I would be HAPPY….I wouldn’t have believed you.
Life has a funny way of working out.
Now I just have to tell my family that I’m going to be moving to California. Which can’t be all that bad. My sister and bill have been talking about moving that way….and I’m sure that if 2/3 of the kids that are out of the house are down there, then my mom will want to go too haha. She’s aging and her bones ache and she’s tired just like my dad. Ever since she broke her back it’s been down hill. She wants warmer weather anyhow. I bet she could be convinced LMFAO
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 15:06
I think that this is gonna be a good move slash change for you.
2 years ago you could barely leave your house and COME TO A BABY SHOWER without the thought of a hyperventilating panic attack.
Justice Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 15:10
Right!? I had to bail out of some big WIC class they wanted me to do last week at the last minute. Ended up just seeing the dietician instead. Shit like that still happens but it’s getting fewer and further between
July 24th, 2009 at 08:38
That coffee shop sounds like Hepatitis waiting to happen.
.-= Casey´s last blog ..A Reprieve, However Small, Is Still A Reprieve =-.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 08:54
Exactly.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:13
Dearest, STOP FILLING UP THE DAMN SINK WITH DIRTY POTS AND PANS!!! And no you aren’t the only one who does anything. Thank you. Now, let’s get naked.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:39
I <3 naked.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:35
I’m definitely more of a Donny fan. I’m just sayin’.
Dear Mead,
Do your 5 Star notebooks have to be so effing expensive? Seriously. You make me sad in the pants.
Love your loyal customer who wants a break ’cause she’s getting laid off soon,
Jaime
.-= Jaime´s last blog ..Lazy. I has it. =-.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:40
That doesnt surprise me. Not a bit.
Yeah 5 stars are STUPID expensive.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:58
Dear Mother Nature-
I have two subjects I would like to bring to your attention today, with your permission.
First of all, this is summer. July for fucksakes! And it’s 53 degrees and raining. Do you see my problem? And yes, I’m still laughing about that thing you did earlier this month where I went to the beach on vacation and it rained, blew, thunder and lightening and the likes, while it was 84 record-breaking degrees at home. Freakin’ hilarious!
And more importantly, my daughter goes to camp for ONE week in the summer. One glorious week of pants-optional lounging, sex on the cofee table, ice cream for dinner, and no putting up with teen attitude enjoyment. And I’m gonna be on my period? ThanksaflippinglotMN!
Sunshine in the rainforest and and conveniently timed menstruation, is that too much to ask for?
Thanks!
P.S. Mother Nature? Good job on those Whalburg genes! Wouldn’t mind gettin some of those myself.
I don’t care if she brews in her birthday suit, as long as it’s good and quick. However, The Master would probably consume so much caffiene his heart would explode if we had them around here. LOL!
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 11:08
That was our summer last year. Crap. I am SO thankful for this summer. I has been one of the best ever.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:08
God, I wanted to ride him like a pony when I was a teenager. Like, lick him like a lollipop all the way down those washboard abs. I wanted to be the girl in the video that he bangs on the bed. Like let him sex me til I couldn’t walk and was sore, only to wake me up in the morning and start all over again kinda lust after that man.
I still find the stripper barista stuff disgusting. I want my coffee from a perky smiler, or a hip coffee shop barista who could double as a person who worked in a wine and cigar bar, bookstore, or music store. Not some goddamned skank who is still on her meth/stripper high who gets off work at the strip joint and has to wind down at a goddamned coffee shop patronized by pervy business men who come home smelling like stale cigarettes and some other hooker’s perfume.
God.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 11:12
You just said it all. From the licking like a lolly pop to the other hookers perfume.
Preach, WOMAN!
Heather G Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 11:52
as for my letters,
Dear Mirror,
Either you or the damn camera is lying, or maybe it’s me and my issues, but one of you is lying. I hope it’s the camera, because I don’t look as horrible in the mirror, and as fat as I do in the camera. See, this is why I hide from the camera, cause the MF’r either lies or tells the truth, and I’m afraid to know the answer if it’s the one telling the truth and not you.
Dear woman who is really trying to make a friend,
Look, I dunno how to tell you this, but I am really not one of those people who jumps into friendships and hanging out. I really wish I was. To be honest, sometimes I am a crappy friend. Scratch the sometimes, when it comes to keeping in touch, I am horrible. It’s not that I don’t like you, and it’s not that I don’t enjoy your company, it’s because I really don’t know how to get close to people, quickly. I have friends I have known for years, that I am loyal to, whom I love very much, but you are going to have to talk to them, because they know I am crappy when it comes to remembering that people need to talk in order to feel like they matter. God, I am sorry. You really deserve a person that will be there for you. And I can be, but not right away, if that makes sense. Just because we were in a class together, and because we have hung out a few times…honey, I just don’t know how to let my guard down. Another thing is, I really don’t understand the need for a man. You ALWAYS seem to need a man. I don’t understand that. I don’t understand that at all. I really don’t get the need of it all. You are a wonderful person, but you lose yourself in the drama of chasing and choosing guys that are just going to do you dirty, and you don’t want the guys who do you right. Do you realize what you are teaching your sons? Maybe that’s why it’s so hard for me, because you need someone to fill your cup, and I don’t know how to do that for a person whose cup always seems to be drained. Does that make sense? I’m not one of those people who will try to fix you, but I will cheer you on as you rally to fix yourself.Because no one can fix you, and while everyone needs a cup of cheer every now and again, and a lean on from friends, they can’t be your never-ending well, you have to be. And they can’t be your support beams while you swing haphazardly through life. I’m sorry I can’t be that for you, and the fact that I sense you need that scares me. Because I would love to be a closer friend, someone who you could rely on and hang with and have a good time with, but I can’t let you drain me… and I feel selfish and horrible that I can’t be a better person ….
Dear gay man who jacked my hair,
The color I liked, and I know you aren’t a magician. But I TOLD YOU specifically that if you were going to go asymmetrical, which I was fine with because I had done it before, NOT to go drastic, and you cut my shit on the right side to my ear! TO MY EAR.
Dear drunk ass in Vegas,
Dude, when we were in the Lion den, and your friend told you to cool it with the loud mouth ball talk about the lion’s junk because there were kids present, while I may have been gracious and classy and just told my daughter ‘Cmon, baby let’s go overhere” there was no goddamn need to say “Well kids shouldn’t be here anyway.” Even if you were right, MGM and other casinos put that shit in there because they are TRYING to draw families to Vegas and make it more family friendly. It didn’t matter if you were right, inner me wanted to get all up in your business, cause a scene, punch you in the nose, tear your head off and rip you a new one verbally for being such a jackass. Drunk motherfucker, if they meant for it to specifically be for frown ass drunkies who needed no more than alcohol and naked women (or men) then there wouldn’t be liond in the glass, there would be a peepshow. Asshole. You’re lucky outer me has some class.
Dear woman down the street,
your kids are welcome at my house, but my child is no longer allowed to go to your door, you and your trashy husband have ruined it, I tried to convince myself that when you came to my door to talk to me when your daughters came to spend the night that you were civilized and I shold give you a chance, but since they spent the night, they haven’t been back over, everytime my daughte comew to the door, your kids tell her they’re busy, and the one night your husband told my daughter “they can’t play, no go away” and then today my daughter heard you yell at your daughter before she came to the door “tell her to go the fuck away” well, I am trying to catch my cool and gather my calss so I can walk to your house and ask you what the fuck your problem seems to be. Fucking social retard. I hope to God you try to talk to me the way you talk to your kids or yell loud enough for mine to hear you.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:33
Woah. Feel better?
Heather G Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:34
Dude. I have stuff running like this through my head all the time. But I can’t necessarily post it on FB.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:35
That is what my friday blog is for.
Heather G Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:33
AND LOL @ the image of you matrix flying across the room. HAHAHAHA! I know that feeling. That kickbag in my spare room was the best $150 investment I could have made sometimes.
LivingWicked Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:35
Oh I will be getting one myself.
July 24th, 2009 at 22:04
why you gotta but my man in your photos. PS. MARKY MARK IS M INE!!!!! Ask Leslie he is mine and I will kill for dick like his…….LMAO… Seriously I used to watch his work out videos and say nothing. I didnt work out I jsut watch him work out. I love him………
LivingWicked Reply:
July 25th, 2009 at 07:31
wow. you have issues. lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!