Study Break
Jun 9, 2009 Etc., Fitness Forward, The Tarably Wicked Show, This Thing Called Marriage., Wicked & D Quotables
I thought I would put out a Wednesday quickie in between chapters of this SUPER awesome final that I am studying for.
1) 30 days on the nose until I have stepped foot on the Vegas strip with some of my favorite people.
2) I cannot wait to get a pedicure tomorrow. My feet are protesting their living conditions.
3) Have you seen my Vegas shoes? Um can anyone say shoe-gasm?
4) My husband is really romantic. This is why:
D: “Wanna do it?”
Me: (laying in bed next to Tarable) “Uhhh….?”
Tarable: “I will leave. No biggie.”
D: “Sweet. I am just gonna go take a fat dump first.”
Dontcha love a man with such great foreplay and sexy talk?! I know I do!
5) I just Googled “Yuck” and was really grossed out. Feel free to do it yourself.
6) I am a horrible studier.
7) Thursday marks the end of the quarter for me. I am so fucking excited that I am pretty sure I am gonna hump the air when I walk out of class Thursday night.
It feels really good to be reminded that you have still got “it”.
9) I will have 5 days with no kids and husband as of Thursday.
10) FFC is going well. I will have a weight update on Friday, and that is my official start date of 7 days a week exercise til Vegas.
11) Work bitch still hasn’t talked to me since I called her the fuck out.
12) I hate people that try to tell me something I already know.
13) I have realized that sometimes, people just grow apart. It is not good or bad. It just is.
14) I plan on sleeping this weekend. And working out. And tanning.
15) If I dont like you, I am not going to act like I do. I also am not going to make small talk. So knock it off.
16) I would really appreciate people a lot more if they would stop expecting me to put my priorities behind theirs for once. (my kids are not included in this) I am not going to drop everything for you for no reason.
Do you have a list? Open letter? Rant? Please feel free to share. I enjoy having a forum for my peeps to let it out without fear.
I would like to ask you all for blog suggestions. I am starting to feel blocked on what to write, and I am interested in what my readers would be interested in reading about. Don’t be shy.
June 10th, 2009 at 02:19
remember? Wicked’s translation of the coffee-empire’s terminology for us normal folk. LOL. I just go up. I got nothin else yet.
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Jody Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 06:59
just *got up.
typing pre-coffee = typos.
AND..
genius ideas (whether realistic or notsomuch)
for keeping kids busy and/or happy/content/occupied during summer break.
My letter:
Dear Hubby:
When I tell you I need to stop and let shit in my head decompile and re-sort itself into a semblance of order and real reality…
Don’t ask me why/what. Really. I have WAY too much past emotional baggage and shit and I KNOW IT. When shit starts to blow up and fester, I NEED to take that mental time to re-sort myself so that I DON’T spew soul-grossness all over YOU. you don’t deserve it. you did NOT earn it. and it would be WRONG for me to dump it all over you as if you did. Hence my need for time to dissect myself, find the cause, root it out, and dispose of it, so discussion can resume WITHOUT the taint of the past horrors.
When you don’t listen is when we BOTH end up til 3am with me in a bawling raging emotional snarky wreck 2 nights in a row instead of us BOTH getting sleep AND me regaining needed composure.
And I end up reacting all over you, when a simple recalibration of internal sensors would have put a stop to the ENTIRE debacle and negated the whole damn thing. *whew* yay for unnecessary drama caused by peeps refusing to listen….
Love but sometimes immensely infuriated…
your exhausted but better now wife.
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 08:51
Woah.
Okay so the coffee terms: Check.
Do you really feel better now? Breathe woman. I love you and EVERYTHING that you do.
Jody Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 09:06
lol. yes i do feel better. your place IS one of the few places I can open up and let it out without fear. sometimes, all i need is a venting ground… and sometimes people take that wrong… i am impulsive as hell.. and need to check myself.. and when i don’t have that chance… bad st00fz can happen heh. srsly. let me re-calibrate myself when i need to already lol.
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 09:19
It makes me happy that you feel safe here. <3
June 10th, 2009 at 04:56
<– wants to know about your parents. They intrigue me.
<3 you.
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 08:51
I remember you saying that. I will do something about it… do you have anything specific you would like to know about?
June 10th, 2009 at 05:43
Shoegasm. check. Glad you’ve got the sexy shoes for your trip.
My idea for writing is to do something you’ve never done each of the five days you are without your kids. Visit a new store. Go get coffee *gasp* somewhere new. Anything. Write about it. Your life as a “single” woman…or at least free of your massive normal responsiblities.
Or, how you really do have it so much better than some single people. Write about how men can grope and attempt to cop feels…only to tell you a week later….”uh, yeah…you don’t intrigue me.” Why does it make people feel better to diss others in such negative ways? Hmmmm.
Whatever. I intrigued and excited him (that was obvious)…I just had that little voice in my head telling me to not let it go any further. Actually, it may have been something else about a little head….bwah ha ha.
hope you giggled.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 08:53
That is a really good idea. I am going to carry a journal and do that for next week. <3 <3 <3
I dont know why that is, but that is ALSO a great topic of discussion. <3 <3 <3
(giggled)
Carol Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 11:23
Holy canoli….that means you and PQ both thought I had good ideas today. I must be screwed for the next two months! lol. naw…it makes me feel good in a sea of bullshittery.
glad you liked the perspective journal type idea. even the simplest thing…i think you could express how you enjoy a mani-pedi when you have to rush home versus how much MORE enjoyable it is to just ENJOY it…and lots of deep stuff will come out. i’ve told you that you have to make sure for a POC…even when D and the kids are home.
Um. Yeah. that last topic. I’ve been trying to understand. Seriously. If a guy got me all hot and bothered….and there is no denying when THAT happens….under no condition would I tell him that he does not intrigue me or whatever. i mean, really, it matters not. I think he was playing christian boy of america and really wants to be a man-whore. i am not helping on that journey.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 11:33
You having good ideas ‘today’ is not new information. You are usually full of them.
I am gonna do it. I got a pretty new journal for my birthday that I can put into use.
Fuck that guy and anyone else for that matter that cannot just be themselves. It is annoying, immature and bullshittery at its finest.
Carol Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 11:37
awww….you are full.of.it!!! just kidding. i do feel like something has snapped in a positive way and that ideas are flowing freely for the first time in a long time.
funny thing is, i’m not upset with him or any other human being who can’t be honest. i’m a schmuck and i feel bad for them…cauze they don’t know the truth really can be a joyous thing.
on an even funnier note…how entertaining could it be to tell our “Sam” stories from Sex and the City. You know..where her “Mr Perfect” is really Mr. Vienna.
as in sausage.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 11:42
Oh I can’t wait. I miss creative Carol.
Yeah. That is schmucky.
Sausage. S AAAAAAAAAUSAAAAAAAAGE. LMFAO.
June 10th, 2009 at 05:45
I love your list, there is so much I can relate to! And I’m so tempted to google Yuck now.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 08:53
You totally should. (evil laugh)
June 10th, 2009 at 06:13
1. I ‘m still pretty upset that I can’t make it to Vegas, but our dive trip *might* be back on for that weekend. That MIGHT console me, maybe.
2. That Storm Troopers humping that air disturbs me every time I see it! EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. BUT not as much as that picture you had on Myspace.
3. They don’t make coffee enough for this day! I have tape holding my eyelids open (not really, but I need to).
4. I have decided that I HATE typing! as in letters and such for work.
5. I have also decided that I cannot spell worth SHIT.
6. June 24th will NOT be here soon enough!
7. I kinda like lists, I need to make more of them!
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 08:54
1. We will have October.
2. HAHAHA. Now I will post it MORE often.
3. Daaang.
4. Me too.
5. Me neither.
6. What is the 24th?
7. I <3 lists.
Cassie Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 09:09
on June 24th, I fly to Montana and will spend 6 days in what I hope to be heaven…..I do hope the cold weather pushes on before I get there, though!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 09:18
OH thats right!!!
YAY!
Cassie Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 09:40
OH–I meant to tell you also that I tried that recipe you shared on FB with Chopped Spinach instead of Broccoli…..MUY BUENO
Cassie Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 09:41
the breakfast casserole one…..
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 10:36
OH! I am so happy that you had a chance to try it with the vegetable that you liked.
June 10th, 2009 at 07:14
You know I like it best when you are bitchy…..
I hate looking for jobs. period. Now come hold me.
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 08:55
It is cause you want to spank me for being mean, huh?
I totally would. In your nook.
June 10th, 2009 at 08:50
The shoes got me thinking… What if you tried a piece along the lines of walking in another person’s shoes? Maybe something like finding a stranger on the street and taking a few moments to imagine what his/her life must be like… do a little quickie fiction and take a few photos (thanks to your class) that will add to it?
Randoms… I feel awfully disconnected from the world at large lately and I’m fairly well certain it’s all my fault. Now if only I could decide on a way to fix that!
I’d really like if my husband didn’t ask 20 versions of “Why?” when I am given a random present by a friend. It really puts a dent in the special feelings of the moment.
I like red glitter glue.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 08:56
Oh Anne. I absolutely LOVE your mind. That is a great idea.
I hate that. Just let me have my special present.
Oooh. I just like glitter glue period.
June 10th, 2009 at 13:14
Loves those shoes!
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 13:15
Aren’t they divine!?
Briana Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 13:17
They ARE!
Hey, I have a dumb question….hehe….
How do I get a comment box like you? Does blogger offer it, or do you know?
Dumb question or not?!?!
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 15:17
I have no idea. Wordpress works differently than Blogger does… but I dunno. That might be a question for Lilu.
Briana Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 16:16
I kind of think it is for word press. Ahhh nuts!
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 21:25
I sowwwy!
June 10th, 2009 at 15:18
To be honest, I still love your sex blogs the best. *giggle* But that’s me.
Still having the go deaf orgasm thingy, so you know I still offer that as an idear.
I will be back with my list. I gave hubby the night off to go see a “dude” flick so I am hangs full mommy mode right now
<3 you
Ps… when do we get to see a picture of you in those very Wicked Heels?
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 21:26
Oh crap. I always forget that one.
And, I will take a pic of them when I get them… and a pedicure.
Cassi Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 21:30
I have decided that this weekend, come hell or high water, I am getting a pedicure. I don’t care if I have to claw my way out of this house kicking and screaming to get away from the clutches of all those that reside here. I will do it. I haven’t had a pedicure since I was 3 months pregnant. It’s BULLLLLLLLSHIT. Jimmy is sixteen f’ing months old!!!!!! How is that for depressing?!? lol
I am a woman on a mission dammit! Here me roar!
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 22:42
Dang. Yeah, you really need to get out and get one of those. HAHA
June 10th, 2009 at 15:42
“12) I hate people that try to tell me something I already know.”
I am a total bitch and cut people off when they do this to me.
In other news, I’m a real hit at the office.
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 21:26
I have so much heart for you that it hurts my vajay.
June 10th, 2009 at 17:30
I took Dan to Dick’s yesterday. He had a food orgasm in his mouth, and then he almost had one in his pants. He says to me, “Now I KNOW why you were craving this.” He wanted to go back today for more. And he had his Deluxe, plus the extra that I ordered for ‘later’ *snort*.
He said he still loves IN AND OUT though. That Dicks is like our IN AND OUT. Where did they come up with these names. DICKS and IN AND OUT. LMFAO!
I told him he was an offical Seattleite now that he’s had Dicks.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 21:26
OMGHEHADNEVERHADDICKS!??
Justice Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 21:42
Yeah. Lived here THREE years this year and never had Dicks. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!
I just busted his dicks virginity ROTF
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 22:41
hahahahah he likes that, doesnt he!?
June 10th, 2009 at 19:34
Blog topics suggestions. We love your old stories.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 10th, 2009 at 21:27
what do you mean old stories? like fiction?
David Reply:
June 11th, 2009 at 04:24
Nope. I mean the stuff that has happened to you. You seem to have a knack for getting into amusing situations.