mykidsandDneedtocomehometheend.
Jun 16, 2009 All Things Charli, All Things X, Family, Friendship, Parenting, Random, Relationships, This Thing Called Marriage., Thoughts and Perceptions
I have had enough of this kidsDbeinggonebullshit. When I was driving home today I was all sappy-like, planning to blog about how my feeling all funky and cranky and weird wasn’t PMS … it was that I felt lost … or empty without them here.
For the first few days I was elated to be alone with my thoughts … free to do whatever I felt like doing whenever I felt like doing it. Annnnnnnnnnnnd… Tara was all up in my business to keep me busy the whole time. I wonder if she knew that she was doing it. Keeping my mind off of the fact that I inevitably was going to miss the shit out of my kids.
Inevitably happened. Now I miss them and even though I have little things that make me happy for like 5-10 minute incriments (my VEGAS SHOES CAME and WE GOT A NEW PLACE TO LIVE THAT IS COOLER THAN THIS STUPID PLACE and I LOST 10 POUNDS and BOUGHT 2 DRESSES) … they aren’t back to back incriments … so I am on this stupid ride of highs and lows like that one swing ride at the fair. (except that swing is my favorite ride other than the ferris wheel at the fair so it isnt a fair metaphor. boo)
(Someone insert a high/low ride quick before I cry again.)
I am not the only one freaking out. Jackson (kitty face) is pacing the house, looking for any sign of someone other than me. He is entangling himself through my feet, tripping me where ever I go through the house. And then today, he was waiting for the door to open and he ran outside and wouldnt come back in.
Kitty face hates me.
Wanna know who else is freaking out? Miss MyLibido Masturbates-alot.
I tried to think about doing the sex with D all dirty spank me like. (DENIED)
I tried to watch my favorite gangbang porn. (No dice)
I tried to do it while D was talking to me really quick so he didnt notice. (R is for REJECTED.)
Bottom Line: I am pathetic. P – AH – THEH – TIC without my family.
The chaos.
The noise.
The Charli climbing all over me like a jungle gym.
The Xavier’s smart ass mouth. (ooooh he is in trouble when he gets home I will blog about it tomorrow and even though he is I still miss the shit out of him)
The D … everything. (sadface)
Soooo I am a big fat mess of missmykidsandD. I can’t focus and I keep crying so be nice to me or I might end up a puddle of patheticness right at your feet.
Tell me a joke to cheer me up.
Or an inspirational quote.
Or a new pick-up line for Miss MyLibido Masturbates-alot
Or a new porn movie/mag to check out.
June 16th, 2009 at 22:07
um 1. you are SO elfing cute. i love you to peices.
2. shes so sweet i wanna lick the rapper so i let her lick the wrapper
3. “when life throws you lemons make lemonade. then sell it and make a profit”
4. “spank me
”
5. im sure if you contacted my ex bf he could pull out a few dozen for you to watch. hopefully he wouldnt pull any of the ones im in…haha. jk?
p.s. if all else fails,et phone home.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:01
I love to more pieces.
dani Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 09:47
<3
June 16th, 2009 at 22:40
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June 16th, 2009 at 22:57
Freedom isn’t for everyone, partner. I have to get in my car and drive to another town to see people. This has been going on for 6 months now. I am not yet tired of it. But it is my life. Not yours. You’rs is with D and X and little Charli. It’s okay to miss them. It’s right to.
A joke…
Man and wife are eating at a nice restaurant when the lady spills some soup on her dress.
“Oh my.” She says. “I look like a pig.”
Man looks up from his own soup and adds, “You also spilled some soup on your dress.”
Quote:
Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.
– Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld
Pick up Line:
Hi.
Porn:
Last porn I watched was foreign and involved a nun watching over a dying man and Death was literally outside the door taunting the nun with the inevitability of the young man’s demise, so (and keep in mind I might have missed something lost on my not understanding the language) she starts sucking him off and eventually takes him up her ass. Now that is compassion. The nun not only wore make-up, but too much of it. I don’t know how it ended because I came and went on to something else. I fucking love nuns.
They will be home soon, love. You’ll be ah-ight.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:03
HA HA HA HA! (Funny Joke.)
That is creepy porn. I like it.
I tried that with my vagina and it didnt work.
And yeah, freedom isn’t for everyone. That is truth in 4 words.
David Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 16:44
After re-reading my comment, I am lost. You tried what with your Vagina? (Wow. Look at that. I capitalized it without thinking.) Possibilities being as follows:
(1) You tried leaving your vag in a bordering town to see if it would miss you?
(2) You tried spilling soup on your vag to see if you would feel like a piggy?
(3) You tried blowing out a candle whilst fanning a flame with your vag?
(4) You tried to keep a dying man from succombing to death’s desire to possess him… with your vag?
(5) You dressed your vag up like a nun complete with too much make-up?
I like that you have taught me to say “vag”.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 18:43
I tried to just say “Hi” to my Vag.
David Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 19:35
With a line like “hi”, it’s all in how you say it. It has to be said with confidence and sincerity. Said gently as a breeze with all the implied strength of a mountain. To just say “hi” in such a way as to know that your vag will tremble at the thought of you and that those thoughts will come easily. Focus the whole of the seduction into that one opening syllabic front.
Now try again, Courtni. Turn that thing on.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 20:29
You crack me up.
And, my Vag looked at me, smiled and said “Sorry I am married.”
Fucking cunt.
David Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 21:34
I hate to be defeatist about it too, but maybe you should let that one go and find you a single vag. You know what they say about fish in the sea.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 21:38
Are you saying my Vag smells like fish?!
David Reply:
June 18th, 2009 at 03:07
Are you implying I could possibly smell it from Tennessee?
LivingWicked Reply:
June 19th, 2009 at 12:17
Are you?
David Reply:
June 19th, 2009 at 17:11
Nope.
You talk about your hm-hmm enough for me to suspect it is more than loved and cared for.
June 17th, 2009 at 04:43
I love your face. That is all.
Squish’s last blog post..Don’t Know When I’ll Be Back Again!
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:03
Ditto.
June 17th, 2009 at 04:51
I was gonna be a big ole smartass, but I decided against it!!!
I hope Dandthekids get home quick!
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:03
Thanks.
June 17th, 2009 at 04:52
First of all, I love David.
Secondly…..I had another dream about you this morning! That’s two days in a row! I’m pretty sure that means we’re dating now.
I still have trouble lasting through 7 hours of daycare without my boy so I am sooooooooooooooooo getting where you’re at.
I love you. They’ll be home soon.
Miss Tricky’s last blog post..Sometimes it’s nothing…
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:04
First of all, me too.
Second of all, can I change my status on FB to Married to Tricky Peterson?
*sigh*. They need to get here.
Miss Tricky Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:16
of course you can!
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:24
Done and Done.
David Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 21:36
Tricky just gave me some love.
Heck yeah.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 21:57
nerd.
June 17th, 2009 at 05:13
Nothing but love to give ya.
They’ll be home soon. And. I so get this.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:04
Thanks hon. I appreciate the loves today.
June 17th, 2009 at 05:34
Bwahahaha, poor X. I love that his sorely missed ass is going to be a sorely grounded one and he doesn’t even know it yet.
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:05
Oh no. He knows. Come back tomorrow and you will read why he knows and why he is busted.
Svaha Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:11
X gets his very own TMIT? Damn
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:16
Ah crap. Tomorrow is TMIT?! Hmmm.
June 17th, 2009 at 08:23
I don’t have a joke, but I’ll tell you this….I broke my penis the other night. Then cried. Because I wasn’t done playing with it. Then I felt so horrible that I slept on the couch. Said penis is now fine and back in operating order. Heh.
And in case you missed the babyblog. Jackson is our Boy name
We heart it. But I had no idea kitty face was named Jackson too LOL
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 08:25
How in the crap did you break your penis?
And… OMG! Jackson is one of my favorite names.
Justice Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 11:06
I don’t know. I was on top. And apparently over excited and wet and it just kinda….you know got bent. *snort* I told him next time I want him to fuck off I’ll just tell him to get bent.
I had an epiphany at the hospital one day and asked Dan about Jackson. So if it’s a boy, it’s Jackson Lee(after Dan) Roadlander. And Olivia Grace if it’s a girl <3 Which is really for ME because Justice’s middle name is Olivia
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 11:13
HAH! I love you.
I really really really really love both of those names. I have always loved Olivia… and Oliver.
June 17th, 2009 at 09:18
I gots a good joke for ya: How do you get virgin wool?
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 09:19
Heh. How?
Jaime Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 09:21
UGLY SHEEP!
Jaime’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: LOLCAT Hogwarts Edition
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 09:27
HA HA HA HA
Jaime Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 09:33
I know. I’m so damn funny. It’s my favorite joke.
Jaime’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: LOLCAT Hogwarts Edition
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 09:42
So… 2 peanuts were in an alley… one was assaulted…
badum CHING!?
Jaime Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 15:33
Nice. But mine is gooder.
Heh heh. Gooder. I said it!
Jaime’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: LOLCAT Hogwarts Edition
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 18:44
Gooder is a word in the Jamictionary.
June 17th, 2009 at 10:04
I gots no jokes because it’s just not where my head is.
I also gots a toddler who is only recently figuring out that he does have a certain range of free will and is testing it at all times. I totally get exaclty how and why you’re missing your peeps.
Wanna borrow mine?
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 10:14
HAHA. No. I think I just want my own back.
June 17th, 2009 at 10:43
YOU DORK!!!!!!
Okay, now that that’s out of the way…
Here ya go.
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LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 10:49
I would e-punch you but I dont want to get an e-domestic violence charge.
June 17th, 2009 at 11:22
I have no witty responses or pick-up lines…but I love you…and everything will be okay.
*hugs*
Zandria’s last blog post..Wanderlust
LivingWicked Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 11:24
Awww I love you too. <3
ZanTx915 Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 11:32
<3
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June 18th, 2009 at 05:58
I got nothing. i’ve not seen any porn in YEARS. Yes, i Know…well, except for the GP Cassie keeps on her phone. And, those sexy texts i get from time to time. Bwah..ha.ha.
i knew you’d miss them. I’m glad you came to it on your own…and are mushy about it. D may choose to leave more often to balance all of you out!
Love you!
LivingWicked Reply:
June 19th, 2009 at 12:17
I hope he doesnt leave for this long.
June 19th, 2009 at 22:34
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