Wicked’s Guide to AH-MAZING Cunningulus
May 4, 2009 Masturbate-able, Out of Wicked's Mouth, Relationships, Sex, Wicked Wisdoms, Yum... or Lack There Of., love
I am a tired little minx… and have a shit ton of homework due like last week, so I have found some favorite old blogs to re-post. This is part 1 of 2 instructional blogs on effective oral sex.
If you know of someone in need of a reminder lesson or a lesson in general, pass it on.
*drum roll*
For starters… never, ever go directly to the motherland. A girl likes foreplay.
I know I like foreplay.
* Kiss her, and mean it. To a woman, the kiss is everything. It is more than 2 pairs of lips touching.
* Use your hands. Let your hands show her that she is the most beautiful woman on the planet. Explore every inch of her body, from her fingers to her toes, her plump breasts to her beautiful ass….
* While you are kissing her, work your hands down to her pussy. It should be sopping wet by now. If it isn’t, you didn’t make her feel like the most beautiful woman, so repeat the top two items of business. Take her clit gently between your thumb and forefinger, and massage it. feel it begin to throb, feel the swell of it between your fingers. Deeply penetrate her with your fingers. Explore inside of her, her flesh different than any other flesh you have ever touched before.
* Watch her expressions and her movements… look at her when she smiles. Let her see you looking at her. Play on her reactions…
* Tell her how much you love her body. Whisper it in her ear, while your fingers bring her to her first orgasm. Don’t move your fingers anywhere, until she reaches full climax. (If she likes it, let her lick your fingers….)
Bury your face between her legs, and taste her sweet nectar. The first is always the sweetest.
* Find her clit with your tongue. Suck on it, lick it, nibble on it just a bit…. if you don’t know what makes her crazy, figure it out right now. With women, it is all about paying attention to her reactions to you. Granted, some are less vocal than others, but if you are doing your job, she wont be able to be quiet forever.
* Move your tongue from her clit, tasting her, loving her pussy. Only long enough to tease her a bit, and then move back to her clit– massaging it with your mouth, your nose, and importantly your tongue. As she moves, and moans the more intense your tongue makes love to her.
* Give her the penetration she should be begging you for by now. With your fingers or her favorite toy. You have to make sure that it mirrors what your tongue is doing. The harder you thrust, the harder and faster your tongue should be moving against her throbbing clit.
* Suck on her labia, still finger fucking her while you move back and forth methodically. At this point, your face should be saturated with her secretions.
Don’t give her the big climax just yet. You want to make her beg a little.
* Now, lean back on you knees, and just look at her. My guess is her eyes are closed, her head back…. fists clenched. She will probably open one eye, in a split second of irritation that you took her out of her zone. When she sees you smiling at her expressions, with possibly a wrinkle in her sweat beaded brow… she will instantly forgive you.
* Kiss her. Let her taste how wonderful she is. Let her smell herself on your face, grind your body on her body….
Now is the time for her to let go.
* As ravenous as possible without hurting her; lick, suck, fuck her with your face… your tongue the master. Feel her swelling pussy wrap around your mouth. Feel her clit throb rapidly against your tongue.
* Thrust your fingers (or toy) inside her… driving her to complete and total ecstasy. While she cums, let your face and mouth absorb every last drop of her.
It is possible that she is not all the way done.This is the prime time to penetrate her with your penis/strap-on/favorite toy.
I guarantee that whatever it is will be readily accepted.
Is there a step that I missed?
Anything to add?
What is your favorite part about receiving oral? Giving?
Are you an orally stimulated orgasm person? Penetration stimulated? Both?
Do you like 69? Why or why not?
Stay tuned tomorrow for my instructions on giving good head…
May 5th, 2009 at 01:50
Ok .. I have been celibate way too long now.. I went through a period of time where every man I dated turned out to only be interested in his own pleasure, I got a bit discouraged… but this has made me remember the good ones I’ve had … Favourite part of receiving oral, just having that silent permission to completely let go of the control… Giving… I don’t know what it is exactly… I just love knowing that I am providing him with pleasure like that … I am a big fan of giving oral.. LOVE it…
Definitely stimulated by both oral and penetration.. but I think there is nothing quite like a penetration orgasm… I definitely know where my g-spot is… and OMG
I used to like 69 sometimes… but I found I had to concentrate a bit more on not being distracted by my own impending O so it really was a very occassional thing
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 08:00
I am the same way about 69. I cannot concentrate when I am having the same thing done to me at the same time.
It is ineffective and overrated.
May 5th, 2009 at 04:21
I am blushing, that is a lot to take in at 8am.
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 08:00
HA HA HA! Sorry.
May 5th, 2009 at 04:32
Do you like 69? NO
Why or why not? I’ve learned that I can concentrate on giving OR on receiving, but NOT both at the same time!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 08:00
Agreed. I think it is overrated personally.
May 5th, 2009 at 06:24
Wow!
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 08:01
Good or bad WOW?!
flora Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 08:59
Good WOW! Mind-blowing Wow! Yummy Wow!
lol
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 09:06
YAY!
May 5th, 2009 at 08:34
Wow. Um… yeah. I’m so inexperienced this is like porn. lolz
Jaime @ Fast Times’s last blog post..Vacation Photoblog
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 08:36
This is SO not like porn.
You must have never read any of my book OR my creative pieces. Bwaaaaaaaaaahahaha.
Jaime @ Fast Times Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 08:58
I haven’t. I’m such a noob!
Jaime @ Fast Times’s last blog post..Vacation Photoblog
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 09:06
Oh maybe next week will be “sex blog week” in your honor… heh.
Jaime @ Fast Times Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 10:21
Yeah, you just like making me blush. lolz
Jaime @ Fast Times’s last blog post..Vacation Photoblog
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 10:35
hee hee hee hee hee
May 5th, 2009 at 12:16
Um.
I really wish it was 5:15 instead of 4:15 right now.
*poises to run home*
LiLu’s last blog post..I’m Calling a Switcheroo
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 12:18
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
May 5th, 2009 at 12:25
I too started reading this at 8 am and had to stop! It’s been awhile since I’ve even kissed someone, much less had some horizontal action. I thought I wasn’t missing it too much….until I read this post. Damn girl! Now that you got me fired up, you gotta find me a guy!
prettylittletangents’s last blog post..Feeding My Travel Bug
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 12:33
HAHAHAHAHA! Alright, I am ON IT.
*goes to craigslist to post an ad*
May 5th, 2009 at 12:35
ha ha! and btw, WHERE do you find all these pictures??! that drawing is hysterical (as are the old people)!!
prettylittletangents’s last blog post..Feeding My Travel Bug
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 12:41
I just google image search.
Aren’t they lovely!?
May 5th, 2009 at 12:50
I love giving, hate giving. Not sure why. I think we women have a lot of hang ups.
Or else we have partners who are doing it wrong!
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 12:52
Generally speaking? Because I dont have hangups.
What kind do you think affect this? Over thinking?
And if there is a partner doing it wrong issue… maybe they should accidentally click this blog.
Keri-Jade Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 12:59
…or leave the blog open on the computer and walk away.
I think over thinking,no-research and perhaps arrogance makes for a bad partner.
And yes I meant generally speaking about hang ups.
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 13:06
you know… whatever works.
May 5th, 2009 at 12:56
I think I read this before. But.. y’know good advice is good advice. Did you do a giving head blog too? Cause I definitely missed that one.
Let me know! hahaha..
Oh and 69 – No. If you want to be able to concentrate… and really enjoy your partner’s enjoyment, I don’t find it conducive.
LivingWicked Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 12:58
I am posting that one tomorrow.
You may have. These were originally posted a long long time ago.
Stay Tuned…
May 5th, 2009 at 18:15
I love to bring another woman into this particular move but whatever. lol
LivingWicked Reply:
May 6th, 2009 at 11:30
Duh.
May 5th, 2009 at 18:58
I too think I have read this one before. I have to say what works for one woman might not work for another…..but this is a very good place to start.
Oh crap – The Sound of Music is now in my head. Let’s start at the very beginning…..a very good place to start….when you read you begin with A,B,C…..good grief.
I always thought I could take it or leave it until I met B. Whoa. Like – I’ve been willing to put up with a whole bunch of crap because…WHOA. I know – lame (but still true and you know it).
69 – don’t much care for it. At all. For the same reasons mentioned above and also because it messes me up….giving – you want to be in control….receiving – you want to give up that control. Kind of hard to do both at the same time.
The drawing of the little critters (what the hell are they anyway?!?!) has probably scarred me for life and rendered me entirely unable to respond sexually on any level.
I’m a one-hit wonder, baby.
One hit – one comment (more if I find the conversation titillating) – I’m a blog ninja.
LivingWicked Reply:
May 6th, 2009 at 11:30
you ARE a blog ninja.
May 5th, 2009 at 21:31
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May 6th, 2009 at 00:01
fav 4 receiving – the first few licks blow my mind. everything else feels just as great.
fav 4 giving – the power is awesome. during this time i can make him do anything i want.
we’ve gotten so much better over the years. i know cum to both kinds of stimulation.
i like 69 sometimes. it’s great fun and it’s intense to be feeling that same thing that he’s feeling at the same time. sometimes it can be distracting. how does he thing a girl can concentrate on giving the worlds most amazing bj while he’s making her “O” over and over again?
on to your next blog. catching up while i can. afraid these responses will be short.
LivingWicked Reply:
May 6th, 2009 at 11:31
I have missed you.
Dizzy Girl Reply:
May 6th, 2009 at 12:01
I have missed you too. This semester ending has been tough because I had three friends die last month and then my cousin died on top of that. Plus we are moving to a different place. So for the last week I’ve had four research papers due within days of each other (all 5-8 pages long) plus normal weekly work, PLUS my mom has been out of town at my cousins funeral in Oxnard so I’ve been alone with all the kids, all while packing my house up. Not easy. I should be around a lot more after next week. I hope.
May 6th, 2009 at 12:36
An orange-haired lesbian once said to me, “if your eye lids aren’t sticky, you aren’t doing it right.” And I’d add that eating pussy is like cooking. Take your time and do it right and everybody involved will benefit from the effort.
Favorite part about receiving… Probably all the soul shattering pleasure in the nerve endings. My favorite part about giving is the same as playing music with someone for the first time. Reading them and creating something from it.
Orally stimulated or… My penis just loves being sucked on. Loves it. It also likes fucking. I’ve never been penetrated by anything except the occasional finger and I can’t lie, if the girl knows what she’s doing, that’s awesome.
69 is bullshit. It’s hard to drive a car while getting head so how can I possibly eat pussy with enough attention while getting some? It’s like pigs at a trough. Boo on the 69.
May 6th, 2009 at 21:53
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