my wickedly itchy vagina.
Nov 11, 2008 Random
I think that I am going to kill a bug in a really angry way.
Hurry. Someone go email my boss and tell them that I am mentally unstable. 
I could live without fucking meetings.
I do not need to take an entire hour out of my day to go to a meeting. How about send me a powerpoint presentation on the important bullet points of the meeting. Minus the ‘what ifs’ and ‘hypothetically speakings’. Definitely minus the bullshit unimportant information that is just filler for the hour.
I do not need another person to point out how big my pants are and the fact that they make me look like I have a penis.
Pointing out the negative is not the same as a compliment. Just saying.
Question: Wicked, why are your blogs always about you?
Uhm. Pretty sure that this is my blog, so that gives me the right to write about me.
I wish that I worked at ‘The Office’.
I do not wish I worked at ‘My Current POE’. (That doesnt mean I want to get fired, laid off or ‘let go’ either. A bitch gotta eat)
I need a soul fill-up. I can feel my negative sarcastic ways washing over me like a flesh eating virus.
Apparently working out cures constipation.
If I worked out more often… I am sure I would be less bitchy.
If I could just get one more hour. I wouldnt work out. I would sleep.
So 2 more hours. Just 2 more hours.
I would still sleep.
I am starting a coalition against dumb bitches.That is not directed just at females either. Wicked Against Dumb Bitches. WADB. No. Wicked Against Bitches Who Are Dumb. WABWAD.
YES!!! WABWAD. Who is in?
Oh. What did you say?? What does this blog have to do with an itchy vagina? Because I have one. Yep. My vagina itches.
Why does it itch, you ask? Nope. Not cause I am a dirty non-showering slore. Nope, of course you would think that. Actually, and I quote. “It is because you are TOO clean.” WTF. I am damned if I do and damned if I dont. So dont be a super dirty bitch OR a super clean one either. One must find the perfect ‘ph’ balance between clean and dirty.
This is what eve did to us bitches. This and pushing a human out of our vajays. Oh and the movie Carrie once a month. Thanks bitch. Appreciate it.
The end. You go.
Tags: meetings, POE, rant, the office, vagina
November 11th, 2008 at 03:36
MySpace didn’t deserve this blog to begin with.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:10
no myspace did not.
November 11th, 2008 at 03:50
I love you and your mind…you said it best…my mind is full of hard drives..(not hard driving for foks sake..*wah*)access databases, key terms and multiple quizzes..yess the dreaded end of semester is upon me…*aahah*
but there is a light at the end of the tunnel
and the train sitting there is the LAST SEMESTER!!
I register for it tomorrow oh wicked one..can you believe it? Now I’m scared as FOK..because the unknown future is racing at me…I busted my ass to get here and now its getting REAL…
gonna MIA for a bit…letting ya know…
all my loopyass luvs woman,
tc~
xoxoxo
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:13
woooooooooooooooo!
November 11th, 2008 at 03:51
post schit ~ I’d gladly join WABWAD…them bitches are every where….
MUAH!
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:13
i would assume that you would.
November 11th, 2008 at 04:05
Coalition against dumb bitches, sign me up.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:14
word.
November 11th, 2008 at 04:11
Are you down with the WABWAD? I’m down with the WABWAD. .
Fuck that “too clean” shit lol Ain’t that a bitch and a half??
If I had two more hours, I’d masturbate. Just saying. No, I’m kidding. I think.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:14
i would masturbate IF MY VAGINA DIDNT ITCH!
Tallulah Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:21
LMFAO!!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:22
you would. *pout*
Tallulah Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:28
SMOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:34
pshhhhhhh whatevah.
November 11th, 2008 at 04:25
There are six blogs posted on MyTwat titled “A Wickedly Itchy Vagina” and right under it ten blogs titled “In Flames”. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
My bajingo is perfectly ph balanced. For today.
I wish I worked at “The Office” with you. I need a job and I can’t think of a better place to work…..right alongside your wickedly itchy vagina. We could take our plastic rulers to the meetings and take turns scratching it.
WABWAD – count me in.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 04:34
LMFAO. That is some irony. Please. Screenshot this moment.
Bitch. I am a balancedvaginahater. For today.
You will not scratch my vagina with a ruler. A #2 pencil, maybe… not a ruler.
Word.
November 11th, 2008 at 05:05
heh. I just ‘got’ pammie’s comment now. Tom loves me because I’m PH balanced. *brownchickenbrowncow*
Still…that cunt Eve out’tave been cunt punted. Just sayin.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 05:07
i am pretty sure i am gonna kick both of your phbalanced asses.
and yeah. you might deserve a cuntpunch if you keep talkin shit.
Justice Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 05:11
I’d kiss you if it would make it better. Itches suck. More than clit throbbage.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 05:18
itches are not for the cool kids.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:34
I truly don’t understand how anyone can be “too clean.” What the fuck is that all about? Ya take a shower everyday and you’re done. That’s called hygiene.
Ah, well. Your doctor is smoking crack but that’s just my opinion. Slather some yogurt on zee mighty poon and call it square.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 19:54
yogurt??
I havent ever heard of that.
pecosa Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 20:23
yeah, yogurt. It’s supposed to do wonders for yeast infections.
Anne Reply:
November 12th, 2008 at 01:30
Both vaginal and oral yeast infections. The oral would be thrush. I won’t say who, but I know a grown ass man who gets thrush every now and then and starts eating yogurt like crazy to clear it up.
It’s the bacterial cultures in yogurt that are supposed to help.
November 11th, 2008 at 14:19
I love reading your blogs about you. What’s better to write about than the thing you’re most familiar with?
I’m in bed right now because I’m too lazy to get up. I don’t HAVE to get up for another hour and a half so I’m staying in my bed!
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 19:54
THANK YOU!
November 11th, 2008 at 15:33
I love meetings. I know I’m about one in a thousand that do, but hell, you gonna pay me to sit there and listen to your ass for an hour instead of having to slave away? Yes please.
Negative sarcasm is plaguing the country right now.
I wish I had more time in the day to sleep and work out. I’m sure my body would be balanced instead of this walking zombie like thing it is right now.
Itchy vajajays suck. How does one get to the point of being “too clean”???
Oh, and sign me up for WABWAD.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 19:56
you weirdo.
Sure is.
Me too. <– walking zombie. walking BITCHY zombie.
November 11th, 2008 at 16:11
I wish you worked in MY office. Then I would actually have someone to talk to besides old men and snobby bitches.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 19:56
HAH. We would have such fun.
November 11th, 2008 at 16:54
I started the coalition of “Buy A Fucking Vibrator And Use It” a while ago. Mine is mostly aimed at uptight, nosey-ass bitches that think they know a person’s life because they think they know the playa playas involved. Oh, and judgmental, emotional wenches who revel in negativity and the “poor me” syndrome – you know, the type that have a pretty fucking great life, yet still find shit to complain about.
I say, it takes work to be that unhappy all the fucking time. Yeah, life isn’t a happy, sopping fest where we get to have mind blowing amazing sex and experience orgasmic pleasure every minute of every day, but, fuck… Take every opportunity you can to tap into it when the possibility enters into your world.
I just think the world would be a much happier place if more people followed that rule “Buy a fucking vibrator and use it…”. The last part is essential, because people seem to buy a vibrator, at times, so they can whisper how scandalous they are that they actually went into a *whispers* sex shop.
And, if not happier, they’d simply be much happier trying to please themselves in their own lives instead of trying to meddle in others and making other people as miserable as they are.
Just sayin’.
Wow. Feels good to “go”…
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 19:57
Yes.It.Does.
I am in that coalition.
November 11th, 2008 at 16:56
Can I be a part of the coalition?
My morning was fucked…
Woke up to a Carrie movie playing in my vajay; Got into a fight with Kitteh, then the dog. (I bet you she won’t try and shit in my closet again.); Went to my car to find I’d left the window down and it had poured and my laptop and mail was left on the floorboard and was wet. (Pray it drys out…impt stuff on there!); Then my dumbass sat in the seat and got my ass wet and with no time to change drove to work with a wet ass. Thank God I work at my fiancee’s Mom’s. LOL
it’s getting better though.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 19:57
I hate the movie carrie in my vajay.
November 11th, 2008 at 23:08
I get out of big meetings cause I’m claustrophobic and almost threw up all over the CEO the one time they forced me to go. /shrug
Maybe if you slather some Secret Deodorant on? It’s pH balanced for a woman… hehehehe
Also – I’ve randomly been saying WABWAD -outloud- to myself all day. I think it might be my new favorite word. It makes me giggle.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 11th, 2008 at 23:14
OOOOOOOOOOOOH. I am going to bite this vomityclaustrophobia thing.
ohhh. bitches.
wabwad is catchy. i am glad it is spreading like nonvaginal itchy wildfire.
November 11th, 2008 at 23:16
You are so funny.
I hate it when people mention how tacky your clothes look because they dont fit.
I have to bite my tongue so I don’t reply with:
Buy me new ones then bitch face!
Working does get everything moving. This is not always a good thing. especially if you are stuck in the car after said work out.
I will be bitchy with you. Besides what is that saying birds of a feather…..ya get me.
If you Vajajay itches take a epsom bath and that should help with the ph levels. I have issue after working out and sitting around in wet work out clothes. I am a rugged, work out bitch. I usually am really stinky and my clothes are soaked. But hey at least my clothes dont fit.
Besides me thift store sweater make me look awesome. we should go shopping more.
LivingWicked Reply:
November 12th, 2008 at 01:40
oh i wish i could see you wearing it. i know it looks cute.
that jacket? the.bizness.
i cant wait to hang again. you rule.
November 12th, 2008 at 00:39
lol
you CA RAZY
that’s all
LivingWicked Reply:
November 12th, 2008 at 01:40
yoh.