I have one rule when it comes to fooling around: Do not mark me anywhere visible to the outside world.
I gave the Boy permission to not worry about marks (scratches, bruises, etc) if we get a little rough as long as it was in a place hidden by clothes.
He failed at this twice.
The first time, he did pretty good because most of them were covered by my bra…I just couldn’t wear a cleavage shirt for a couple of days…
The night of Friendsgiving, he failed big time.
The morning after Friendsgiving, I threw on a hoodie and went downstairs to get water. One of my roommates looked at me and said “What…what’s wrong with your neck?”
OHMYGOD.
I ran upstairs, without even looking in the mirror and almost yelled at him but he was on the phone so I waited until he was off the phone to HIT HIM AND GIVE HIM SHIT FOR MARKING ME.
“It can be covered up.”
“THAT’S NOT THE POINT. IT’S NOT FUNNY.”
See, the night before, we were both a little frustrated because things had gotten tense…and when you add alcohol to the mix on top of not being able to have sex because of Aunt Flo…it turns out my idiot boyfriend ends up taking out his frustration ON MY NECK…and I was too tired to really notice because he’s usually really good about being in control.
Yeah. No.
I had to wear a scarf to work FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK (because I fucking HATE turtlenecks) and by the time I went to my parents’ the next weekend, there was still a tiny mark on my neck…but thank god it could be passed off as a popped zit.
It’s bad enough that I have to endure him being a serial farter…He does not need to be marking his territory any more than he already does with the lethal gas.
Do you have any unfortunate stories about hickeys?
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I just don’t get the whole hickey thing….my bro-in-law likes to do that to my sister…it angers me just a little bit.
I’ve never had a hickey, never given a hickey….but there was this one guy that almost sucked my nipples off….he had to go….and QUICK!!! lol
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PrincessQ Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:26
Well, I can understand when things get a little kinky…AS LONG AS I CAN COVER IT UP. A hickey on the neck is a BIG no no…lol
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I think I had a hickey, like, ONCE, in high school.
I’m also pretty sure it was intentional, just because we wanted to see what it was like.
For shame.
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PrincessQ Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:25
You naughty little minx.
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I’m usually the guilty party in leaving a mark. Sometimes I can’t help it, but I’ve gotten better.
That said, I’ve had *huge* bruises left on me…sometimes in the form of fingerprints. It may look like I’ve been abused, but I swear I had a great time.
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PrincessQ Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:27
Well, I won’t even go into the bruises in the shape of a hand on mah rear…heh.
I’ve been pretty good about not leaving any marks but if my nails get any longer, there may be some back scratches in the near future.
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It is so funny I tend to bruise really easily lately (I mean REALLY easily)from a lack of Iron I assume. So I have been trying to eat more red meat etc.
Needless to say you touch me as hard as you would push an elevator button I bruise.
We aren’t even “rough” and I look like I have been in a car wreck. A co worker noticed on my upper arms a bruise. I had to pass it off as “getting blood work done by an ametuer”
I was like, we either need to feed me steak every day for the next month or you just can’t touch me when we fool around. I am worried people are going to think I am battered or something!!!
Hickey only once.
BTW, Bare Minerals is a GEM in this area…Can’t wear neck coverups like a turtle neck in 80 degree weather!
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PrincessQ Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:30
I don’t bruise that easily, thank god…which is why it’s a big deal when I do…lol.
You poor abused child
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Yeah…I’m usually tame on the neck. I tend to leave more marks on boobs
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PrincessQ Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:31
Well, you have to consider cleavage when you’re doing the boobs.
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That cartoon is FUCKING FANTASTIC!
I loved it!
HA!
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PrincessQ Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 14:03
LOL, I know…I love it.
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Good Toon.
My wife is the same way.
No markings allowed.
I just take out my frustrations in other ways.
By other ways, I mean tearing that shit up.
TMI?
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PrincessQ Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 14:03
Never TMI on this blog
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one time, back in my whore days I was cheating on my bf with his friend (told ya, whore days) and the guy left a huge ass hickey on my neck! I think he did on purpose so I would get caught! So I tell my then boyfriend, that a coworker was messing around with me and pretended to bite me and that “accidentally happened”
sad thing is he believed me. stupid boys.
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YUCK! I completely agree. Marks are okay as long as they can’t be seen. I don’t think I’ve ever had one on the neck.
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LMFAO!!! i don’t think I have had a hickey since…. *thinking* yeah its not coming to me *shrug*
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A turtleneck would of been a good idea for me back in college. I got a hickey the night before I had to talk to parents at Summer Orientation for the incoming Freshmen.
I just popped my collar instead.
I still had parents ask me about it.
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